A Playful Twist on a Famous Phrase
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May the farce be with you.
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Antarctica's Secrets Remain Untold
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What Happens In Antarctica... Stays in Antarctica
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Contrasting Environments: California vs. Antarctica
Narrator:
May I continue?
Freezin’ my nuts off penguin:
How can I stop you? You’re in sunny California, and I’m in Antarctica, FREEZIN’ MY NUTS OFF!
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Debate on Snow and Global Warming
What's global warming Penguin:
Careful, you might start an avalanche.
There's no snow Penguin:
With what? There's no f*cking snow!
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Questioning Personal Hygiene Among Penguins
Online Penguin: [just got rejected by a female penguin]
Is it because my breath smells like ass?
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A Humorous Take on Relationships
Melissa: [about Helen]
Has she ever held on to a man?
Vicky:
Only by the throat.
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Frustration with the Club Scene
Melissa:
I am tired of the club scene!
Vicky:
So are the baby seals!
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The Farce of Penguin Love and Survival
Narrator:
Antarctica is one-and-a-half times the size of the United States, a claim once made in the 1960s by Cuba. But this isn't the story about a country who's just waiting for their next dictator to die. This is the story about the amazing creatures who for millions of years have lived here, in Mother Earth's frigid, white anus. This is a story about survival. It is a story about determination, but mainly it is a story about love, penguin love. This is the farce of the penguins!
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Nostalgia for a Different Natural Landscape
Narrator:
And analogous to being a half-man/half-woman, Antarctica used to be populated by thick bushes, until millions of years ago when it slowly drifted to the south-most point of the Earth, where all hell froze over. America used to be populated by thick bushes, too, until they started bikini waxes and Brazilian cuts... Mmm-mmm, I miss big bushes!
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