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Using Your Brain for Challenges
Uncle Porter
You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.
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Sandy's Revelations About Lifestyle Choices
Sandy
I've been smoking up a storm. Uncle Porter lets me drink all the beer I want, he also knows a lot of loose women.
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Surfing the Net for Freebies
Joel
Well? Are we in?
Sandy
Alright. Then I'm surfing all night on the Net and––
Joel
C'mon, man. Just warn me if you have it or not!
Sandy
As I was saying, I bust in on the Red Hot Chili Peppers forum. The tour manager's girlfriend was looking for some freebies at this health spa, just like we thought she would. It looked like she'd do anything, then–
Joel
Did you get it, Sandy?!
[He is dying to know]
Sandy
Well, I surfed once more and got them for her, did some trading here and there, and in return....
Joel
Yes? And?
[He is really getting annoyed now]
Sandy
Well, she asked what she could do for me, and I said, well, how about a couple of all-access laminates––you know, to get us backstage where we could meet the group!
Joel
No joking!
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Navigating without clear directions
Sandy
What do you want? I'm from ], it's not like there were street signs.
[[Chicago]
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Unexpected Summer Adventure Awaits Sandy
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Sandy thought he was in for another boring summer. Instead, he got the adventure of a lifetime.
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A Simple Exchange of Gratitude
Dirk
Thanks.
Uncle Porter
You're welcome.
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Summer Safety in the Water
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This summer it's finally safe to go back in the water.
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A Lesson in Knowledge and Humility
Dirk
I ought to teach you a lesson.
Uncle Porter
I'd like that. I have a thirst for knowledge; teach me.
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Advice on Conduct Around Women
Uncle Porter
A piece of advice, Never hurl in front of your woman. Something to live by.
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