Unexpected Summer Adventure Awaits Sandy
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Sandy thought he was in for another boring summer. Instead, he got the adventure of a lifetime.
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Summer Safety in the Water
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This summer it's finally safe to go back in the water.
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A Simple Exchange of Gratitude
Dirk:
Thanks.
Uncle Porter:
You're welcome.
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Advice on Conduct Around Women
Uncle Porter:
A piece of advice, Never hurl in front of your woman. Something to live by.
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Sandy's Revelations About Lifestyle Choices
Sandy:
I've been smoking up a storm. Uncle Porter lets me drink all the beer I want, he also knows a lot of loose women.
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Navigating without clear directions
Sandy: [[Chicago]
What do you want? I'm from ], it's not like there were street signs.
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Using Your Brain for Challenges
Uncle Porter:
You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.
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A Lesson in Knowledge and Humility
Dirk:
I ought to teach you a lesson.
Uncle Porter:
I'd like that. I have a thirst for knowledge; teach me.
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Surfing the Net for Freebies
Joel:
Well? Are we in?
Sandy:
Alright. Then I'm surfing all night on the Net and––
Joel:
C'mon, man. Just warn me if you have it or not!
Sandy:
As I was saying, I bust in on the Red Hot Chili Peppers forum. The tour manager's girlfriend was looking for some freebies at this health spa, just like we thought she would. It looked like she'd do anything, then–
Joel: [He is dying to know]
Did you get it, Sandy?!
Sandy:
Well, I surfed once more and got them for her, did some trading here and there, and in return....
Joel: [He is really getting annoyed now]
Yes? And?
Sandy:
Well, she asked what she could do for me, and I said, well, how about a couple of all-access laminates––you know, to get us backstage where we could meet the group!
Joel:
No joking!
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