Foodfight! (2013) - Quotes

Unexpected Revelations About Dex's Background

Dr. Si Nustrix: Dex is Jewish?

Daredevil Dan: Yeah, kosher.

Kung Tofu: [last line of the film] Soy vay, who knew?

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Unexpected Revelations in Foodfight!

Dex Dogtective: A robot?

Lady X: Xxxxtraordinary, aren't I?

Dex Dogtective: How the ho-hos can this be happening?

Lady X: Don't you recognized me, Dogtective? Sunshine's old neighbor? (Showing photo of Priscilla Pussly's recalled.)

Dex Dogtective: Priscilla? From Priscilla Pussly's Genetically Giant Prunes? But you were recalled! And butt ugly!

Lady X: Quick trip to Brazil for a little plastic surgery...then back for my revenge!

Dex Dogtective: So you built yourself a human robot and recalled Sunshine, then you stole her essence to make your Elixir for Brand X. Why...?

Lady X: All anyone ever wanted was that sweet Sunshine Goodness. Two months I sat on the shelf next to Little Miss Perfect. No one bought my beautiful, genetically gigantic prunes.

Dex Dogtective: But, how did you get in and out of the store? You're an ike.

Lady X: Humans! When you look like this, you can get them to do anything. Size only counts for men.

Dex Dogtective: Clever plan, Puss. But Brand X is being recalled.

Lady X: You'll never get me. I still have my Elixir. I'll be back. But enough about me, let's kill you!

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Tension in a Confrontational Standoff

Dex Dogtective: Sunshine...

Sunshine Goodness: Dex!

Lieutenant X: Hold it right there or blondie gets it.

Sunshine Goodness: Watch out!

Lady X: On your knees, dog.

Lady X: I always knew you were damaged goods. (Lady X slaps to Dex Dogtective.)

Dex Dogtective: I'm not the one who's going to be puppy whipped. You cold-farted itch!

Lady X: XXXterminate them both. Her first... make him watch his Sunshine fade away.

Lieutenant X: With great pleasure.

Lady X: Okay then, l'Il just leave you to it. (She leaves to the building.)

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Introduction of Brand X Representative

Mr. Leonard: May I help you?

Mr. Clipboard: You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative.

Mr. Leonard: I wasn't expecting any new products.

Mr. Clipboard: A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir...

Mr. Leonard: Brand X, huh? Never heard of it.

Mr. Clipboard: Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu...

Mr. Clipboard: -customers, won't know how they live without Brand X!

Mr. Leonard: E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space.

Mr. Clipboard: [makes frantic noises; throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space. Wait until you get a whiff of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting!

Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!

Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!

Mr. Leonard: Never opened, never enjoyed.

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A Quiet Night at Work

Sweet Older Lady: Good night, Mr. Leonard. Don't work too late, now.

Mr. Leonard: Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark.

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Existence Between Life and Undeath

Daredevil Dan: How bout some chocolate frosting?

Vlad Chocool: I am the undead. Alright? The undead, you-you're not dead, but you're not exactly living either. It's sorta like being in summer school.

Cheasel T. Weasel: You despise me, don't you?

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