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A Quiet Night at Work
Sweet Older Lady
Good night, Mr. Leonard. Don't work too late, now.
Mr. Leonard
Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark.
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Caution Against Excessive Potato Juice Consumption
Dex Dogtective
You better go easy on the potato juice before you get... chip-faced.
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Existence Between Life and Undeath
Daredevil Dan
How bout some chocolate frosting?
Vlad Chocool
I am the undead. Alright? The undead, you-you're not dead, but you're not exactly living either. It's sorta like being in summer school.
Cheasel T. Weasel
You despise me, don't you?
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Chocolate Appeal in Lady X's Words
Lady X/Priscilla
Chicks dig chocolate.
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A Surprising Exclamation from Dex Dogtective
Dex Dogtective
Holy chips!
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Indifference in a Food-Themed Adventure
Dex Dogtective
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.
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Unexpected Revelations in Foodfight!
Dex Dogtective
A robot?
Lady X
Xxxxtraordinary, aren't I?
Dex Dogtective
How the ho-hos can this be happening?
Lady X
Don't you recognized me, Dogtective? Sunshine's old neighbor? (Showing photo of Priscilla Pussly's recalled.)
Dex Dogtective
Priscilla? From Priscilla Pussly's Genetically Giant Prunes? But you were recalled! And butt ugly!
Lady X
Quick trip to Brazil for a little plastic surgery...then back for my revenge!
Dex Dogtective
So you built yourself a human robot and recalled Sunshine, then you stole her essence to make your Elixir for Brand X. Why...?
Lady X
All anyone ever wanted was that sweet Sunshine Goodness. Two months I sat on the shelf next to Little Miss Perfect. No one bought my beautiful, genetically gigantic prunes.
Dex Dogtective
But, how did you get in and out of the store? You're an ike.
Lady X
Humans! When you look like this, you can get them to do anything. Size only counts for men.
Dex Dogtective
Clever plan, Puss. But Brand X is being recalled.
Lady X
You'll never get me. I still have my Elixir. I'll be back. But enough about me, let's kill you!
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Unexpected Revelations About Dex's Background
Dr. Si Nustrix
Dex is Jewish?
Daredevil Dan
Yeah, kosher.
Kung Tofu
Soy vay, who knew?
[last line of the film]
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Tension in a Confrontational Standoff
Dex Dogtective
Sunshine...
Sunshine Goodness
Dex!
Lieutenant X
Hold it right there or blondie gets it.
Sunshine Goodness
Watch out!
Lady X
On your knees, dog.
Lady X
I always knew you were damaged goods. (Lady X slaps to Dex Dogtective.)
Dex Dogtective
I'm not the one who's going to be puppy whipped. You cold-farted itch!
Lady X
XXXterminate them both. Her first... make him watch his Sunshine fade away.
Lieutenant X
With great pleasure.
Lady X
Okay then, l'Il just leave you to it. (She leaves to the building.)
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A Bold Threat from Lady X
Lady X/Priscilla
Enough about me, let's kill you!
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Introduction of Brand X Representative
Mr. Leonard
May I help you?
Mr. Clipboard
You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative.
Mr. Leonard
I wasn't expecting any new products.
Mr. Clipboard
A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir...
Mr. Leonard
Brand X, huh? Never heard of it.
Mr. Clipboard
Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu...
Mr. Clipboard
-customers, won't know how they live without Brand X!
Mr. Leonard
E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space.
Mr. Clipboard
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space. Wait until you get a whiff of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting!
[makes frantic noises; throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it]
Mr. Leonard
That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard
Survival of the fittest, Leonard!
Mr. Leonard
Never opened, never enjoyed.
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