Zack McHammertimes lifelong dream of becoming rich and famous just might come true as iCONS a local singing competition promises its victor 100 billion To mask his total lack of talent Zack hires backstoryless friends Troy McDropthebass and Danny McMotorboat as well as 6 foot 3year old orphan Chad McCoolkid to form the greatest boyband the world has ever known Four Straight Guys