Claiming Ownership of the Cul-de-Sac
Kevin: [to Fred]
This is my cul-de-sac! It always has been and it always will be, baby!
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Unwanted Undergarments in the Laundromat
Laundromat manager:
What are you doing? You can't be naked in here.
Fred:
I was going to leave my underwear on.
Laundromat manager:
Yeah. Well, nobody wants to see you in your underwear.
Fred: [begins to sing; with the laundromat manager at the same time]
I beg to differ. I've been told my body's pretty attractive. Uh-huh, yeah / Uh-huh, yeah. Uh-huh, yeah / Uh-huh, yeah / Uh-huh, yeah / Uh-huh, yeah / Uh-huh, yeah / Uh-huh, yeah. Uh-
Laundromat manager: [sings]
Uh-huh, no / Uh-huh, no / Uh-huh, no / Uh-huh, no / Uh-huh, no / Uh-huh, no.
Laundromat manager:
Get your butt out of here.
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A Curious Exchange Between Fred and Bertha
Bertha:
Fred? What are you doin'?
Fred:
Bertha...
Bertha:
I asked you a question. Are you dong-e-a-fong?
Fred:
No. No, no. Not at all. What's dong-e-a-fong?
Bertha:
Deaf." You add "ong" in each consonant. "Dong-e-a-fong.
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Bathroom Dilemma and Swimming Plans
Fred:
What if I have to go to the bathroom?
Bertha:
Don't be a wong-i-mong-pong. Well, I'm goin swimmin'. Later.
Fred:
I'M NOT A WIMP!
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A Misunderstanding Behind Closed Doors
Fred's Mom:
Fred, open the door!
Fred: [Fred opens the front door and let's his mom in]
Oh. Mom! Sorry. You're strong.
Fred's Mom:
Fred, what's going on in here?
Fred:
Mom, I though someone was gonna attack me. Although, I don't know why anyone would want to.
Fred's Mom:
Maybe because of your voice.
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Feeling Alone and Misunderstood
Fred: [singing, in bed]
Judy moved away. I'm so alone and hurt so much, OH WHHOOAAA WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!
Fred's Mom:
Freddie, please! Go to sleep.
Fred: [with his head in his pillow]
And my heart is broken! And my mom doesn't even care! Whoa oh...
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