Jason's Unlucky Day: Friday, April 13
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Friday April 13 is Jason's Unlucky Day
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A Promise of Thrills and Chills
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This is the one you'll be dying for...
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Jason Returns in a Thrilling Finale
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Jason's Back, and this is the one you've been screaming for.
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Experience the Ultimate Terror and Horror
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Three Times Before You Have Felt The Terror, Known The Madness, Lived The Horror. But This Is The One You've Been Screaming For.
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Jason Encounters His Ultimate Adversary
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Jason Meets His Match (Deluxe Edition DVD)
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A Conversation About Insanity and Departure
Morgan:
You better get that thing in the icebox! I must be nuts! I must...! Good night, Axel.
Axel: [Nurse Morgan starts to leave]
Hey, hey. Where do you think you're going?
Morgan:
I'll tell you where I think I'm going! I think I'm going crazy!
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Identification of the Murderer Confirmed
TV Announcer:
...still awaiting identification of the body. The perpetrator's body.
Jamison: [on TV news]
But to answer your question, yes, the man responsible for the murders in Wessex County this past week is at this moment in the Wessex County Medical Center morgue.
Morgan:
Yayyy!!!!
TV Announer:
...Thank you Officer Davidson. Let's welcome...
Axel: [to Jason's body]
Hey, that's you they're talking about on TV, pal.
Morgan:
I don't believe you, Axel!
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Super Bowl of Self-Abuse Comment
Morgan:
Axel, you are the Super Bowl of self-abuse!
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Confusion Over a Broken Relationship
Ted:
You broke up with "B.J. Betty"?
Jimmy:
So to speak. And would you lay off her? She's alright!
Ted:
I'll say she's alright. That girl wanted to be treated right! You should have treated her right!
Jimmy:
I did! I treated her right! I treated her right, that's what's driving me so crazy. I mean first she would tell me to call because she had something else she needed to do. Then she wouldn't even take my calls! I mean, can you figure that? What the hell happened?
Ted:
Let me put this into the old computer.
Jimmy:
No, Ted, I'm serious about this.
Ted: [Imitates using a computer, pauses, then smiles]
Hey, the computer didn't lie.
Jimmy:
What?
Ted:
It says... it says you're dead.
Jimmy:
What? Dead?
Ted: [limps his wrist]
Lousy, you know. A moron.
Jimmy:
Oh! Don't hold back on me, Doc, give it to me straight!
Ted:
I did not say it; the computer did!
Jimmy:
Yeah, well there is no computer!
Ted:
Aha! And there's no Betty, either.
Jimmy:
And I'm dead?
Ted:
Like I said, the computer don't lie.
Jimmy:
Man, I'm beat...
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Advice on Love and Rejection
Jimmy:
Ted, I think... I think when we get to town, I should call Betty.
Ted:
Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dumb thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
Jimmy:
I don't know anyone new.
Ted:
Well, love is a great way to meet them.
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Debating Jason's Survival and Impact
Rob Dier:
My sister, Sandra, was just a really great kid. She and Jeffrey Dunsberry were very close.
Trish Jarvis:
But the man that killed your sister and her boyfriend is dead.
Rob:
No, he's alive. Look. Jason as a child, right? Artist's conception of Jason as described by a would-be victim, right? And then the murders.
Trish:
But he's dead.
Rob:
Jason's body disappeared from the morgue.
Trish:
It was stolen.
Rob:
It was not stolen! Two people at the hospital are missing! A coincidence? I'm telling you, he's alive.
Trish:
Oh, my God! Tommy's at the house!
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Perception of Humor in a Dark Moment
Jimmy:
He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing.
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