Lawrence Monoson Biography
Lawrence Monoson is a retired American film and television actor. Born on August 11, 1964, in Yonkers, Lawrence is known for his early film roles starting back in the early to mid-1980s, such as Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) and Mask (1985).
Lawrence Monoson Movies
Lawrence Monoson TV Shows
Lawrence Monoson Quotes
Confusion Over a Broken Relationship
Ted:
You broke up with "B.J. Betty"?
Jimmy:
So to speak. And would you lay off her? She's alright!
Ted:
I'll say she's alright. That girl wanted to be treated right! You should have treated her right!
Jimmy:
I did! I treated her right! I treated her right, that's what's driving me so crazy. I mean first she would tell me to call because she had something else she needed to do. Then she wouldn't even take my calls! I mean, can you figure that? What the hell happened?
Ted:
Let me put this into the old computer.
Jimmy:
No, Ted, I'm serious about this.
Ted: [Imitates using a computer, pauses, then smiles]
Hey, the computer didn't lie.
Jimmy:
What?
Ted:
It says... it says you're dead.
Jimmy:
What? Dead?
Ted: [limps his wrist]
Lousy, you know. A moron.
Jimmy:
Oh! Don't hold back on me, Doc, give it to me straight!
Ted:
I did not say it; the computer did!
Jimmy:
Yeah, well there is no computer!
Ted:
Aha! And there's no Betty, either.
Jimmy:
And I'm dead?
Ted:
Like I said, the computer don't lie.
Jimmy:
Man, I'm beat...
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