Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) - Quotes

Jon: [shows her the ring] Liz, will you marry me?

Liz: Yes.

Garfield: You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.

Dargis: Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.

Liz: Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.

Dargis: [refers to her dress] Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.

Liz: Bye.

Dargis: If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?

Liz: Liz.

Dargis: [offers her a drink] Ah, the same as our own dear queen. Cordial? One question, Liz?

Garfield: Liz?

Dargis: What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?

Liz: Um... Thank you?

Dargis: Mm! But how would you say it?

Garfield: That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.

Dargis: Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?

Garfield: For those keeping score at home, that's 18 lives.

Garfield: Does this castle make my butt a little too big?

Garfield: [bounces on a bedchamber] I could do some snoozing here, yeah. Even a king needs a catnap. Get up! Get down. Get up! This baby is spring-loaded. Why do you think they call me-- Highness?

Winston: These are your ancestors, dating back 400 years.

Garfield: [while at Buckingham Palace; Odie whizzes on a soldier's foot; the soldier looks down at Odie, and chases Garfield and Odie] Hey, lady! Got any left over liver? Oh, I know she heard me. They are dogs, Odie. Odie? Odie, no don't do the ugly American thing! The British are coming! The British are coming!

Garfield: 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?

Jon: Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407?

Prince: 35, 36, 37, 38... ..96, 97, 98, 99, 100.

Prince: All right, I'll count to 100.

Dargis: But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 lives!

Jon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?

Garfield: I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from myself.

Jon: Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company.

Garfield: [points at Odie] Which one is he?

Jon: Be good.

Garfield: [Jon leaves; Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet] Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a man-eater! Oh, no. He's under the spell. Okay, Odie. I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there!

Prince: Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield?

Prince: Oh, dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?

Prince: [holds up lasagna plate] Please, sir, may I have some more?

Garfield: Liz is a girl. No, worse. She's a girl-vet.

Garfield: Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing!

Garfield: Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?

Garfield: 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?