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Counting to One Hundred
Prince
All right, I'll count to 100.
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Garfield's Count of Lives Reaches Eighteen
Garfield
For those keeping score at home, that's 18 lives.
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Ancestral Connections Spanning Four Centuries
Winston
These are your ancestors, dating back 400 years.
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Garfield's Unconventional Approach to Security
Jon
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?
Garfield
I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from myself.
Jon
Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company.
Garfield
Which one is he?
[points at Odie]
Jon
Be good.
Garfield
Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a man-eater! Oh, no. He's under the spell. Okay, Odie. I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there!
[Jon leaves; Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet]
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Counting to One Hundred
Prince
35, 36, 37, 38... ..96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
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Questioning the Identity of Garfield
Prince
Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield?
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A Request for Additional Help
Prince
Please, sir, may I have some more?
[holds up lasagna plate]
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Delivery Request in Hospital Setting
Jon
Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407?
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Garfield Embraces Royalty with Humor
Garfield
I could do some snoozing here, yeah. Even a king needs a catnap. Get up! Get down. Get up! This baby is spring-loaded. Why do you think they call me-- Highness?
[bounces on a bedchamber]
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Comment on a cat's resilience
Dargis
But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 lives!
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Castle Welcome and Fox Hunting Remarks
Dargis
Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz
Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.
Dargis
Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.
[refers to her dress]
Liz
Bye.
Dargis
If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz
Liz.
Dargis
Ah, the same as our own dear queen. Cordial? One question, Liz?
[offers her a drink]
Garfield
Liz?
Dargis
What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz
Um... Thank you?
Dargis
Mm! But how would you say it?
Garfield
That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
Dargis
Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?
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Observations on Pet Preferences and Quirks
Garfield
Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?
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A Cat's Frustration with a Dog's Gas
Garfield
13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?
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Garfield's Frustration with Unpleasant Company
Garfield
13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?
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The Quirky Attraction to Cats Over Dogs
Prince
Oh, dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?
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Garfield's Humorous Commentary on Food and History
Garfield
Hey, lady! Got any left over liver? Oh, I know she heard me. They are dogs, Odie. Odie? Odie, no don't do the ugly American thing! The British are coming! The British are coming!
[while at Buckingham Palace; Odie whizzes on a soldier's foot; the soldier looks down at Odie, and chases Garfield and Odie]
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Garfield Questions His Size in Castle Setting
Garfield
Does this castle make my butt a little too big?
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Garfield Warns Odie Against Cultural Stereotypes
Garfield
Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing!
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A Proposal and a Surprising Fact
Jon
Liz, will you marry me?
[shows her the ring]
Liz
Yes.
Garfield
You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.
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Garfield's Perspective on Liz the Vet
Garfield
Liz is a girl. No, worse. She's a girl-vet.
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