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A Conversation About Recovery and Well-Being
Elliott
Mr. Nero, how are you?
Mr. Nero
Oh, good. I'm eating solid foods again.
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Disagreement Over Timing and Decisions
Elliott
No!
[''suddenly being pulled up'']
Carol
Don't cancel at 4!
Elliott
No! I mean, you can do what you like.
Elliott
Not now!
[''getting pulled up again'']
Carol
Elliot, are you all right? Please hear me out.
Carol
When you work with someone for a long time, you get to...
Elliott
Mmm-Hmm. Mmm-Hmm.
[''literally going hand over hand to hold onto desk'']
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Mispronunciation and Parental Responsibility
Elliott
But I've got to make it to Thursday. It's for my children. My wife died a few years ago and I'm all they have left. Please, Sir "Edith".
Edith
Sir "Edd-ith". Mozer.
Elliott
But on... on the book it's spelled "Edith".
Edith
But it's pronounced "Edd-ith".
Elliott
That's a girl's name.
Edith
Look here, it is not a girl's name. Edith is a boy's name.
Elliott
Who were you named after?
Edith
I was named after my grandmama!
Elliott
And they called her "Edd-ith"?
Edith
No! Her name is "Edith"!
Elliott
So you see, it IS a girl's name!
Edith
No, it's NOT!
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A Humorous Exchange of Commands and Loyalty
Curtis
Evil Master! Your wallet!
Curtis
I am yours to command!
Elliott
Command? Command? I command you to go to hell and sit on a red hot coal, and wait for me, until it snows!
Curtis
Oh, yes! Yes, evil master! Yes!
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Unexpected Call Before a Journey
Elliott
What are you doing here?
[''in airplane bathroom'']
Edith
Flying to London.
Elliott
Why did you call me?
Edith
I said I'd be calling you again.
Elliott
But I'm at work!
Edith
I can't believe it! All you want to do is go back!
[''yells'']
Elliott
Yes! Send me back now! Look, if you need to see me so bad, send me an invitation, call me up on the phone, or just come over to my house. But just don't *whoosh* me around anymore!
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Communication Gaps in Family Relationships
Amanda
Daddy, Joan said you can go bleep bleep yourself. She said you guys need to talk and she'll fill in the bleeps later.
Elliott
Okay, honey. Thank you.
Elliott
That must be Joan coming over to fill in the bleeps.
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Misunderstandings About Names and Locations
Daniel
Where were you?
Elliott
I was in London with a man named... "Edith"!
Amanda
That's a girl's name, Daddy.
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Adjusting Plans for the 5
Elliott
Cancel the 5.
Carol
Oh, no! You can't cancel the 5.
Elliott
Then put the 5 at 4, and then cancel at 4.
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