12 quotes
Identifying a Class-Four Apparition
Abby
That's a class-four apparition.
[about the ghost floating before them]
Erin
It's OK. She seems peaceful. My name is Erin Gilbert, doctor of particle physics at...
[ghost slimes her]
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The Origin of the Tiny Bowtie
Holtzmann
Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie?
Erin
Uh, it came with the shirt.
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Preferences for Ghostly Forms
Rowan
What form would you prefer I take?
Holtzmann
Uh, maybe something stationary, like a bullseye.
Patty
Well, I'll tell ya what I prefer. I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.
Rowan
Oh, is this what you want? Something more familiar?
[reveals himself as the Ghostbusters logo]
Kevin
Mm, ice cream. Mm...
Patty
Y'know what? I don't have a problem with that. Thank you very much for bein reasonable.
Rowan
If this is what you want, it works for me.
[turns to his true form]
Abby
Oh, he's really goin for it.
Patty
Man, I said "cute". CUTE!!!
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Unexpected Introductions Between Two Characters
Holtzmann
Come here often?
Erin
Sorry, hello. Who are - who are you?
Holtzmann
Holtzmann.
Erin
Erin.
Holtzmann
I've heard terrible things about you.
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Tension During a Critical Moment
Abby
Okay, Patty, stay still!
Erin
You have a sort of, uh...
Patty
Okay, I just... I don't need you to tell me anything right now.
[with the ghost on her shoulders]
Erin
No, no, no, no. You g-- You got a, uh...
Patty
Nope, I really need you not to tell me anything right now.
Holtzmann
But, Patty, there...
Patty
Hey, I'm tired.
Abby
No, no, no.
Erin
Listen...
Patty
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?
Erin
No, no, no. I, I don't really think that's a good idea.
Patty
I'm gonna take off.
Abby
C'mon, Patty! Patty!!!
Patty
And I don't wanna piss off the ghost. Moving, goin back to my booth at the MTA, so lemme know when you need some Metro Cards. Cause I am... Really?!
[as she slowly walks out of the crowd; a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost]
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Confusion Over Pet Names at Work
Kevin
Would it be okay if I bring my cat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.
Abby
You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
Kevin
Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's Mike Hat.
Abby
Your dog's name is My Cat?
Kevin
Mike Hat.
Erin
Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Kevin
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
Abby
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.
Kevin
You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.
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Responding to the Call
Taglines
Answer the call
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Mysterious Events Spark Concern Among Ghostbusters Crew
Rorke
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.
Holtzmann
It does?
Abby
Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?
Mayor
They were turned inside out.
Erin
Their skin is on the inside of their body?
Mayor
Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
Abby
But, they're okay, right?
Mayor
Sure.
Holtzmann
I think they're dead.
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Questioning the Use of Experimental Technology
Erin
Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?
[holding the proton pack]
Holtzmann
You have the longest arms.
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Uncertainty About a Mysterious Sparkling Object
Patty
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.
[as she's showing them the subway tunnel]
Holtzmann
What was it?
Patty
Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't say a "weird sparking thing".
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Debate over the validity of a book
Erin
That book you're holding is utter nonsense. I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.
Ed Jr.
It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.
Erin
What?
Ed Jr.
It's on books on tape, too. Only, I know how to read.
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Miscommunication About a Phone Call
Erin
Kevin, hi, can you answer the phone?
Kevin
I can't. It's in the fish tank.
Erin
No, the one on the desk that's ringing. That one.
Kevin
Oh, that one! What's this place called again?
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