Goosebumps (2015) - Quotes

Character Voices: [[w:Eric Goldberg|Eric Goldberg] ] as Brent Green the Invisible Boy

Taglines: You will believe in monsters

Taglines: The stories are alive

Mr. Shivers: Surround sound. I didn't know being an audiophile was a crime.

Officer Brooks: [outraged] Being a what?! A WHAT-ophile?!

Officer Stevens: [calming her] Whoa, whoa, whoa, that just means he is a connoisseur of high-end audio equipment.

Officer Brooks: Oh...

Zach: [about the gnomes; a gnome throws a knife at his head] Maybe they're friendly. Not friendly. Definitely not friendly!

Hannah: [whispering; lamp clatters] Nobody make a sound.

Lorraine: Calling all cops. Calling all the cops. Head to the high school. My nephew is in trouble. He's with R. L. Stine. They think they know how to stop all this.

Officer Stevens: The town has been invaded. Communications are down. We're talking mass chaos and no one knows how to stop it.

Champion: [after biting the Werewolf of Fever Swamp] Silver fillings. I have a ton of cavities. When I was 10, I didn't brush my teeth for a whole year.

Champion: These aren't kids books. Kids books help you fall asleep, these books keep you up all night!

Champion: Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, okay? I was born with the gift of fear!

The Invisible Boy (Brent Green): [last lines; after typing "The Invisible Boy's Revenge" on Stine's typewriter; leaves hand marks on the glass and laughs as Stine screams] You forgot about me!

Slappy: [last lines; laughs evilly as he gets sucked into the book] See you in your dreams!

Slappy: [to the Werewolf of Fever Swamp] Follow the scent. Lead me to Stine.

Slappy: [sees a bus] Oh, Papa, there's no escaping from us.

Slappy: All my friends in one place! I've never been so happy! I don't want this day to end! And it doesn't have to, as long as we get rid of Stine! CHARGE!!!

Slappy: Dropped calls are gonna be the least of this town's problems!

Slappy: [driving the Haunted Car] Sorry, folks! I'd slow down, but I can't reach the brake!

Slappy: [throws a book; drives away and laughs] That one's a real page-turner.

Slappy: [burns the manuscript; laughs] You've made Slappy very unhappy. He's not going back on the shelf ever again. I think it's time I started pulling the strings in this relationship. Tonight is gonna be the best story you've ever written. All of your children are coming out to play!

Slappy: [in response to being called a dummy; sees Stine reaching for his manuscript] Who are you calling "dummy"... dummy?! You're trying to put me BACK IN?!

Slappy: So what’s the plan, friend? You must’ve brought me out for something fun. Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town? Let's get SILLY!

R. L. Stine: [introduces himself to a classroom; [w:plot twist|twist] Hello. Ahem. My name is R. L. Stine, and I will be your new English teacher, cause Mr. Boyd is still recuperating from injuries sustained in a mutant insect attack. Now, every story ever told can be broken down into three distinct parts: the beginning, the middle... and the ].

R. L. Stine: [about reviving Hannah] I may have written one more book.

R. L. Stine: It doesn't work unless it's a real Goosebumps story, with twists and turns and frights. Not to mention some personal growth for our hero.

R. L. Stine: [about his disappointment in Hannah; '''Champion''': Unbelievable.] Sneaking off in the middle of the night with strange boys. Shut it.

R. L. Stine: When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends: monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize the neighborhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day, they actually...became...real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe. But when they open, well, you've just seen what happens.

R. L. Stine: ['''Zach''': Okay.] Lemme tell you something about Steve King: Steve King wishes he could write like me. And I've sold way more books than him, but nobody ever talks about that! WAY MORE BOOKS!

R. L. Stine: You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. You couldn't have picked Little Shop of Hamsters.

R. L. Stine: This is your last warning. You stay away from us, or something very bad will happen.