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Facing the challenges of invisibility
Character Voices
] as Brent Green the Invisible Boy
[[w:Eric Goldberg|Eric Goldberg]
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Belief in Monsters Unleashed
Taglines
You will believe in monsters
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The Essence of a Goosebumps Story
R. L. Stine
It doesn't work unless it's a real Goosebumps story, with twists and turns and frights. Not to mention some personal growth for our hero.
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Inability to Control Speed
Slappy
Sorry, folks! I'd slow down, but I can't reach the brake!
[driving the Haunted Car]
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Confrontation with a Challenging Identity
Slappy
Who are you calling "dummy"... dummy?! You're trying to put me BACK IN?!
[in response to being called a dummy; sees Stine reaching for his manuscript]
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Slappy's Joyful Rallying Cry
Slappy
All my friends in one place! I've never been so happy! I don't want this day to end! And it doesn't have to, as long as we get rid of Stine! CHARGE!!!
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A Childhood Regret About Dental Hygiene
Champion
Silver fillings. I have a ton of cavities. When I was 10, I didn't brush my teeth for a whole year.
[after biting the Werewolf of Fever Swamp]
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Town's problems extend beyond dropped calls
Slappy
Dropped calls are gonna be the least of this town's problems!
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The Invisible Boy's Plea for Recognition
The Invisible Boy (Brent Green)
You forgot about me!
[last lines; after typing "The Invisible Boy's Revenge" on Stine's typewriter; leaves hand marks on the glass and laughs as Stine screams]
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A Possible New Book from R. L. Stine
R. L. Stine
I may have written one more book.
[about reviving Hannah]
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Misunderstanding an Audiophile's Passion
Mr. Shivers
Surround sound. I didn't know being an audiophile was a crime.
Officer Brooks
Being a what?! A WHAT-ophile?!
[outraged]
Officer Stevens
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that just means he is a connoisseur of high-end audio equipment.
[calming her]
Officer Brooks
Oh...
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Following the Scent to Stine
Slappy
Follow the scent. Lead me to Stine.
[to the Werewolf of Fever Swamp]
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A Mischievous Invitation to Chaos
Slappy
So what’s the plan, friend? You must’ve brought me out for something fun. Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town? Let's get SILLY!
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Slappy's Unhappiness and Control Over the Story
Slappy
You've made Slappy very unhappy. He's not going back on the shelf ever again. I think it's time I started pulling the strings in this relationship. Tonight is gonna be the best story you've ever written. All of your children are coming out to play!
[burns the manuscript; laughs]
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Books That Keep You Awake at Night
Champion
These aren't kids books. Kids books help you fall asleep, these books keep you up all night!
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Choosing the Right Monster in Goosebumps
R. L. Stine
You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. You couldn't have picked Little Shop of Hamsters.
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A Real Page-Turner
Slappy
That one's a real page-turner.
[throws a book; drives away and laughs]
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Creating Friends from Fear and Imagination
R. L. Stine
When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends: monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize the neighborhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day, they actually...became...real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe. But when they open, well, you've just seen what happens.
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A Warning Against Unwanted Attention
R. L. Stine
This is your last warning. You stay away from us, or something very bad will happen.
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Stories Come to Life
Taglines
The stories are alive
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R. L. Stine's Confidence in His Success
R. L. Stine
Lemme tell you something about Steve King: Steve King wishes he could write like me. And I've sold way more books than him, but nobody ever talks about that! WAY MORE BOOKS!
['''Zach''': Okay.]
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Embracing Fear: A Teen's Perspective
Champion
Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, okay? I was born with the gift of fear!
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Introduction to Story Structure by R. L. Stine
R. L. Stine
Hello. Ahem. My name is R. L. Stine, and I will be your new English teacher, cause Mr. Boyd is still recuperating from injuries sustained in a mutant insect attack. Now, every story ever told can be broken down into three distinct parts: the beginning, the middle... and the ].
[introduces himself to a classroom; [w:plot twist|twist]
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Dreams Await You
Slappy
See you in your dreams!
[last lines; laughs evilly as he gets sucked into the book]
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No Escaping from Us
Slappy
Oh, Papa, there's no escaping from us.
[sees a bus]
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Caution Against Nighttime Adventures with Strangers
R. L. Stine
Sneaking off in the middle of the night with strange boys. Shut it.
[about his disappointment in Hannah; '''Champion''': Unbelievable.]
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Chaos and Urgency in a Troubled Town
Zach
Maybe they're friendly. Not friendly. Definitely not friendly!
[about the gnomes; a gnome throws a knife at his head]
Hannah
Nobody make a sound.
[whispering; lamp clatters]
Lorraine
Calling all cops. Calling all the cops. Head to the high school. My nephew is in trouble. He's with R. L. Stine. They think they know how to stop all this.
Officer Stevens
The town has been invaded. Communications are down. We're talking mass chaos and no one knows how to stop it.
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