31 quotes
Embrace indulgence at social gatherings
Sam Wexler
Dude, it's a party. You can have like ten cookies. Go crazy.
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Childhood Challenges and Their Temporary Nature
Sam Wexler
So look. You're obviously having some family issues. But whatever. It's childhood. It ends.
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The Challenge of Focus in Writing
Sam Wexler
You know this is my job, don't you? I have to sit here and write things. It's... It's not easy with you staring at me.
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Affectionate Words for a Loved One
Mary Catherine
You're my man. You're my big, funny, floppy-haired man.
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Reminder to Tuck in Your Clothes
Annie
Tuck, tuck, don't forget to tuck!
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Request for Assistance in Supervision
Sam
Hey. Uhm. When I go in there, would you mind keeping an eye on him?
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A Warning About Hunger and Consequences
Mary Catherine
If you don't feed me, soon, I'm gonna eat your face.
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Exploring the Nature of Relationships
Mary Catherine
We're not really cousins. Parents, best friends...
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Reflections on Drunkenness and Body Image
Annie
I'm also, in addition to being super drunk, hairless. And unlike some of the hot gay men here, I do not wax.
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Artistic Expression in Modern Conversations
Sam Wexler
Sorry I don't have a television. What's your thing? What do you like? You like art, huh? To draw? Really? Here. Draw yourself a television.
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Seeking Inspiration for Creative Expression
Sam Wexler
What I'm missing, I think, is a great subject. Like, like the novel. That which is new, y'know? I mean, where's my... What do I draw upon?
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Fear of Success and Its Implications
Sam Wexler
Oh, I fear success. Why do I ] ]?
[[fear; [success]
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A plea for stability in adulthood
Sam Wexler
Can we stop running? I'm almost thirty.
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Reflections on Suburban Privilege and Shame
Sam Wexler
I mean, my great shame as a ] is that I'm just this suburban kid with good parents. Y'know? I was fed, clothed, carpooled. Hardly Dickensian, y'know what I'm saying?
[[writer]
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Struggling with exhaustion and self-reflection
Charlie
I just wanna feel like the crap I put myself through is... I don't know. I'm just tired.
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A Cautious Encounter and Its Consequences
Sam Wexler
Listen. They're gonna deal with you. Get you back home. Or whatever. If they uh, ask any questions, uhm. Just tell em you've been walking around or something, y'know? Don't, don't mention my name. I don't wanna get in any trouble. It was nice meeting you.
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Living Life Beyond the Cost of Rent
Charlie
What good is paying out the nose to live here if we never take advantage of it? We might as well live somewhere else and just, visit every once and a while and actually do things. Y'know? Like hit the Met. Take in a Broadway show. Carnegie Deli. Wow, that's a really big sandwich. I don't know if I can eat all that.
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A Reminder Against Swearing
Sam Wexler
Fuck! ...Don't swear.
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Confrontation Over a Missed Opportunity
Sam Wexler
Don't look at me like that. You fucked-- You screwed up a very important meeting for me back there. I think I've been more than accommodating.
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A Mosquito-Free Zone Commentary
Charlie
You know I haven't encountered a single mosquito since I've been here? It's like a no-mosquito-zone. They're outlawed or something.
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Anticipation of Future Encounters
Sam Wexler
It was great meeting you. Uhm. I'll come back here and, y'know, drink the alcohol. At some point.
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Success in Unexpected Ventures
Charlie
Did you know that my three most financially successful years in New York City were when I was dealing pot?
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Fears of Modern Life and Disconnection
Mary Catherine
I'm afraid my brain is going to melt. I'm afraid we will never walk anywhere ever again. I'm afraid... We won't care about things anymore, except opening weekend grosses and pilates classes.
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A Fun Drinking Game with Loved Ones
Annie
Okay. I promise this won't take long. It's actually just an excuse to get drunk with the people I love. So, as a little extra dash of fun, whenever anyone says, oh, I don't know, follicle, we can all drink. Follicle!
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A Night of Self-Destructive Choices
Sam Wexler
I went out last night trying to fuck up my ] and it worked.
[[life]
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Doubt in Dave's Commitment
Mary Catherine
I knew he'd bail. Dave was always way too much of a wimp to stay here forever.
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Alopecia Awareness Parties for Kids
Mary Catherine
And you thought, I know what kids love: alopecia awareness parties.
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Perception Shapes Experience in Los Angeles
Charlie
Dave told me this awesome thing about L.A. No, listen. He says the whole town is like this blank canvas, and whatever you bring to it, that's what it is. It's just this random collection of neighborhoods where it's always sunny and it basically reflects wherever you're at back at you. So if you're happy, L.A. is great. If you're not, L.A. sucks. But it has nothing to do with Los Angeles. Because, get this, there's no such thing!
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The Weight of Expectations on a Generation
Annie
Sam, breathe for me. Take deep breathes. Good. Now listen to me. It's gonna go amazing, because you know why?
Sam
Why?
Annie
Because it has to. You are the voice of our generation.
Sam
...That's a lot of pressure.
Annie
Sorry.
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Longing for Connection and Scenic Beauty
Charlie
Oh my god, baby. I wish you were here with me right now. I got Dave's jeep and I'm driving on the PCH. And the sun is about to set. It is fucking unbelievable.
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Facing Uncertainty in Relationships
Sam Wexler
I gotta leave you here, dude, I don't know what else to do with you.
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