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Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arms team. Colin catches her committing adultery with team captain Geoff, a cop, who pretends Colin abused her. Col is thrown off the team just after it qualified for the league finals in Blackpool. He decides to travel there alone, hoping to win her back.
DVD / Blu-ray
Sep 28, 2004
Director
Writers
Richard Jobson, Andrew Keyte, Paul Fraser
Producers
Andrew Keyte, Allon Reich, Duncan Kenworthy
Music
John McCusker
Studio
DNA Films, Miramax, Revolution Films, Vestry Films
Cast
Full credits →M
Michael Sheen
Colin
M
Mark Addy
Ron
E
Eric Bristow
The Crafty Cockney
R
Russ Bray
Darts Announcer
J
Jim Carter
Geoff
C
Celia Imrie
Sonja
M
Mark Strong
Ian
P
Phillipa Peak
Sarah
J
Jane Robbins
Sandra
R
Ruth Jones
Mandy
P
Paul Shane
Zippy
A
Alan Williams
Deno
James Corden
Shady
J
Joe Dempsie
Craig
R
Rupert Procter
Trevor
R
Rob Jarvis
Bob Derby
B
Bill Rodgers
Dennis
K
Kate Rusby
Herself
P
Paul Slack
Mick
E
Emily Aston
Service Station Waitress
