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Help! I'm a Fish Quotes

"A potion put them in the ocean"

2001 · 1h 20m
67
Audience
67
Audience
14 quotes
A Fish's Perspective on Life
Voice cast ] as Sasha
[[w:Louise Fribo|Louise Fribo]
A Father's Perspective on Life's Challenges
Voice cast ] as Bill (The Father)
[[w:John Payne|John Payne]
Trust and Curiosity Among Friends
Fly I'm convinced your words are true.
[trying to take back the potion from Joe]
Joe Who's this?
Fly Please let me follow you.
Joe What a nice young fish.
Fly I'll hold the bottle, too.
Joe Oh no, that won't be necessary.
Fly I insist, just let me hold it.
Joe The bottle stays with me.
[crossly]
Fly Just let me have a little sip.
Chuck No, Fly, no! We're at the bottom of the sea, you'll drown!
Joe Hmm... arrest them!
A Fish's Perspective on Life
Voice cast ] as Chuck
[[w:Aaron Paul|Aaron Paul]
A Character's Reflection on Life Underwater
Voice cast ] as Stella
[[Michelle Westerson]
A New Era of Hope Begins
Joe Once, there was only silence, and not a speck of hope in sight. And every tiny bubble burst on its journey towards the light. But the spark of creation will flicker again, it's a brand-new era... about to begin.
The Dilemma of Being Different
Voice cast ] as Professor Mac Krill
[[w:Terry Jones|Terry Jones]
A Fish's Perspective on Ocean Life
Voice cast ] as The Shark / King Crab / Additional Voices
[[w:David Bateson|David Bateson]
A Mother's Love in Unusual Circumstances
Voice cast ] as Lisa (The Mother)
[[w:Teryl Rothery|Teryl Rothery]
Intelligence and Brute Force in Conversation
Fly Wait! Wait, come-come back, you-you stupid fish!
[chasing Joe in the water pipes as he escapes with the antidote]
Joe I'm sufficiently intelligent enough to kill you... if you don't stop bothering me.
[coldly]
Fly So what? Any brute could do that. But can you tell me what the square root of... six thousand, five-hundred and sixty-one is?
Joe Uh, three-hundred, divided by forty, minus three is... Ah! Eighty-one!
[stammers; he turns around the antidote of the cork to open a little drink more of the antidote and develops a more prominent, swollen head]
Fly Yeah! But do you know what happens if an object travels at the speed of light?
Joe Ah! It turns into pure energy!
[drinks more of the antidote and sprouts spines, legs, and arms, and tears his pelvic fins off]
Fly What came first, the-the chicken or the egg?
Joe It depends on the relative amount of molecules in the universe!
[drinks more of the antidote and grows in size, grows hair and longer limbs, now resembling a fish-human]
Fly What happens to a fish if he drinks too much antidote?
Joe It...becomes... HUMAN!
[wheezes for breath]
Fly Can a human breathe underwater?
[coyly]
Joe OF COURSE NOT!
[He realizes he can no longer breathe underwater and drowns, sucked away by the pipe's current]
A Comedic Trial Among Sea Creatures
Joe Useless! The pair of you! You're not fit for sushi! I sentence you to execution!
[to the crab and Shark]
The Shark Uhh... what's that?
Joe Shark! Chew up that useless crab and eat yourself when you've finished!
The Shark Yeh... uh... well...
[about to eat the crab; turns angrily to Joe]
Joe Uh... I mean, um, no, no, uh, that won't do, ah, my mistake. Nobody has to execute themselves in a civilized society You!
[realizing his mistake; spotting another fish]
Seabass Ah, who? Me?
Joe Yes, you! Because of your long and loyal service to me, I hereby appoint you chief executioner.
Seabass Ah! Ohh, thank you, sir. Ah, thank you, sir! Thank you, thank you, thank y-
[Shark devours him]
Joe Uh, on the other fin, we could just call it water under the bridge. A great leader is distinguished by his ability to forgive. Shark, I hereby appoint you offensive commander!
The Shark Atten-tion!
[calls the other fish to order]
Joe Go and get those three infuriating fish and bring them to me now!
A Fish's Journey on Land
Voice cast ] as bus driver
[[w:Richard Newman|Richard Newman]
A Leader's Dismissal of His Underlings
Joe You got it? Good. Now get this... You're fired, you brainless stupid seaweed sucker!! My good friend, we have a job to deal with. Perfect for you. Commander of my minions, leader of this impressive group of idiot fish.
[''to the Shark; coldly''; ''angrily''; ''to Fly, Stella, and Chuck'']
Aunt Anna's Perspective on Life Underwater
Voice cast ] as Aunt Anna
[[w:Pauline Newstone|Pauline Newstone]