Hades Expresses Frustration Over Being Ignored
Hades: [last lines, as the film closes]
What do you say? It's happy ending time. Everybody's got a little taste of something but me. I've got nothing. I'm here with nothing. Anybody listening?! It's like I'm- what am I? An echo or something? Hello! Hello! Am I talking to what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me! Nobody listens.
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Hades Faces the Impossible Situation
Hades: [Hercules punches Hades; Hercules punches him into the river of death; souls go to grab him]
This is... This is impossible! You, you, you can't be alive! You'd have to be a, a... (Pain and Panic: A god?) Hercules, stop! You can’t do this to me! You can’t- Fine. Okay. Listen. Ha! Okay. Well, I deserved that. Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk? You're dad; he's the fun guy, right? So maybe you could put in a word with him, and he'd kinda... blow this whole thing off, you know? Meg. Meg, talk to him. Have a little smoochze, and... GAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! Ooh, ah— (Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there!; Pain: You mean, if he gets outta there!) Taxi! TAXI! (Panic: If. If is good.) I don't feel so good. I—I'm feeling a little... FLUSHED!
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Hades' Dark Humor and Confidence
Hades:
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy! But at least I've got one swell consolation prize, a friend of yours who's dying to see me.
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Hades' Expression of Frustration
Hades: [repeated scream]
GAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!
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Hades Returns to Olympus
Hades:
Zeusy, I'm home!
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Hades Points to Olympus Direction
Hades:
Uh, guys. Olympus would be that way.
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Hades Motivates with Humor and Urgency
Hades: [Pegasus blows out his flaming hair]
Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and KICK some Olympian BUTT! Whoa, is my hair out?
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Hades Introduces Himself with Flair
Hades:
Ba-boom! Name's Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doin'?
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Hades Proposes a Lighthearted Celebration
Hades:
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What d’ya say? Come on.
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Hades Asserts Control Over Meg
Hades:
Meg, Meg Meg. My sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but-ever-so-crucial, little, tiny detail? I OWN YOU!
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Identifying Weaknesses in Others
Hades:
He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse. Okay?
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Hades Faces Urgency in His Plans
Hades:
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and you are wearing HIS… MERCHANDISE!?
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Hades Declares Victory in the Game
Hades:
Game. Set. Match.
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Hades' Dark Humor on Game Outcomes
Hades:
My favorite part of the game: Sudden death.
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Hades Prepares for a Showdown
Hades:
Let’s get ready to RUMBLE!
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Hades Expresses Frustration Over Cosmic Disruption
Hades:
I’m about to rearrange the cosmos and the one SCHLEMIEL who can louse it up is waltzing around IN THE WOODS!
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Hades Plans Vengeance After Meeting
Hades:
Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.
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Hades Discusses His Responsibilities and Workload
Hades:
Love to, babe. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I, regrettably, have a full-time gig that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
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Hades' Sarcastic Take on Sentimentality
Hades:
How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat. Huh? Is this an audience or a mosaic?
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Meg's Dismissive Declaration
Meg: [to Hades]
Then read my lips. Forget it.
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Meg's Observation of Emotional Struggles
Meg:
You're really choked up about this, aren't you?
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Love Inspires Unpredictable Actions
Meg:
People always do crazy things... when they're in love.
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Meg's Concern for Hercules' Safety
Meg: [Hercules walks to the Cyclops]
What are you doing? Without your strength you'll be killed.
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Meg's Urgent Plea for Help
Meg: [rushing into Thebes, crying out]
Please. Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident!
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Appreciation for Hercules' Support
Meg:
Thanks, Herc. It's been a real slice.
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Understanding Men’s Misinterpretation of Signals
Meg:
Well, you know how men are. They think No means Yes and Get lost means Take me, I'm yours.
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The Madness of Love
Hercules: [after Meg is revived]
People always do crazy things... when they are in love.
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A Day Full of Unexpected Events
Hercules:
Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay...And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing? Man! I thought I had problems.
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The Quest to Become a True Hero
Hercules:
A true hero. Great! Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?
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Hercules' Claim to Fame and Power
Hercules: [to Zeus]
But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm...I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm...I'm an action figure!
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