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Hades Prepares for a Showdown
Hades
Let’s get ready to RUMBLE!
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Meg's Observation of Emotional Struggles
Meg
You're really choked up about this, aren't you?
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Hades Plans Vengeance After Meeting
Hades
Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.
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Hades' Expression of Frustration
Hades
GAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!
[repeated scream]
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Hercules' Claim to Fame and Power
Hercules
But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm...I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm...I'm an action figure!
[to Zeus]
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Hades' Dark Humor on Game Outcomes
Hades
My favorite part of the game: Sudden death.
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Meg's Concern for Hercules' Safety
Meg
What are you doing? Without your strength you'll be killed.
[Hercules walks to the Cyclops]
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Hades Returns to Olympus
Hades
Zeusy, I'm home!
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Hades' Sarcastic Take on Sentimentality
Hades
How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat. Huh? Is this an audience or a mosaic?
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The Quest to Become a True Hero
Hercules
A true hero. Great! Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?
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Understanding Men’s Misinterpretation of Signals
Meg
Well, you know how men are. They think No means Yes and Get lost means Take me, I'm yours.
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Hades Points to Olympus Direction
Hades
Uh, guys. Olympus would be that way.
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Appreciation for Hercules' Support
Meg
Thanks, Herc. It's been a real slice.
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A Day Full of Unexpected Events
Hercules
Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay...And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing? Man! I thought I had problems.
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Hades Expresses Frustration Over Being Ignored
Hades
What do you say? It's happy ending time. Everybody's got a little taste of something but me. I've got nothing. I'm here with nothing. Anybody listening?! It's like I'm- what am I? An echo or something? Hello! Hello! Am I talking to what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me! Nobody listens.
[last lines, as the film closes]
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Hades Expresses Frustration Over Cosmic Disruption
Hades
I’m about to rearrange the cosmos and the one SCHLEMIEL who can louse it up is waltzing around IN THE WOODS!
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Hades' Dark Humor and Confidence
Hades
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy! But at least I've got one swell consolation prize, a friend of yours who's dying to see me.
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Hades Faces Urgency in His Plans
Hades
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and you are wearing HIS… MERCHANDISE!?
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Love Inspires Unpredictable Actions
Meg
People always do crazy things... when they're in love.
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Hades Introduces Himself with Flair
Hades
Ba-boom! Name's Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doin'?
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Hades Faces the Impossible Situation
Hades
This is... This is impossible! You, you, you can't be alive! You'd have to be a, a... (Pain and Panic: A god?) Hercules, stop! You can’t do this to me! You can’t- Fine. Okay. Listen. Ha! Okay. Well, I deserved that. Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk? You're dad; he's the fun guy, right? So maybe you could put in a word with him, and he'd kinda... blow this whole thing off, you know? Meg. Meg, talk to him. Have a little smoochze, and... GAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! Ooh, ah— (Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there!; Pain: You mean, if he gets outta there!) Taxi! TAXI! (Panic: If. If is good.) I don't feel so good. I—I'm feeling a little... FLUSHED!
[Hercules punches Hades; Hercules punches him into the river of death; souls go to grab him]
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The Madness of Love
Hercules
People always do crazy things... when they are in love.
[after Meg is revived]
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Meg's Urgent Plea for Help
Meg
Please. Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident!
[rushing into Thebes, crying out]
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Identifying Weaknesses in Others
Hades
He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse. Okay?
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Hades Asserts Control Over Meg
Hades
Meg, Meg Meg. My sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but-ever-so-crucial, little, tiny detail? I OWN YOU!
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Hades Motivates with Humor and Urgency
Hades
Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and KICK some Olympian BUTT! Whoa, is my hair out?
[Pegasus blows out his flaming hair]
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Hades Proposes a Lighthearted Celebration
Hades
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What d’ya say? Come on.
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Hades Declares Victory in the Game
Hades
Game. Set. Match.
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Hades Discusses His Responsibilities and Workload
Hades
Love to, babe. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I, regrettably, have a full-time gig that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
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Meg's Dismissive Declaration
Meg
Then read my lips. Forget it.
[to Hades]
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