Hollow Man Quotes

Dr Sebastian Caine You don't make history by following the rules, you make it by seizing the moment.

Matt Sebastian, can you hear me?

Sebastian The lights! Turn off the... lights!

Sebastian I can't close my eyes.

Linda You can, but your eyelids are transparent.

Sebastian It's weird. I feel the same, but I'm not here.

Linda You're here.

Sebastian Well, your objections have been duly noted and summarily overruled.

Sarah Yes, sir!

Sebastian How come when you say "Yes, sir", it kinda sounds like "Fuck you!"?

Sarah Practice.

Dr. Kramer I'm going to call out the scientific council.

Matt Is there anything we can do in the meantime?

Dr. Kramer How about clearing out your offices?

Linda For what is worth, we're both very sorry.

Dr. Kramer It's a little a late for apologies.

Mrs. Kramer What's the problem?

Dr. Kramer Just a screw-up at work!

Mrs. Kramer How bad?

Dr. Kramer Bad enough to wake up a few Generals.

Linda 11 months, and you suddenly come up with it out of the blue. How?

Sebastian The usual: coffee and Twinkies.

Frank I just hope we're not making a snuff film. Rolling.

Janice If it is a snuff film, I got dibs on his Porsche.

Frank Janice, how can you say that?

Janice Sorry.

Frank The Porsche is mine.

Matt Kensington What happened to you, huh? Was it the serum that fucked you up, or was it the power?!

Taglines Think You're Alone? Think Again.

Sebastian Hey, would you like to know what it's like making love to an invisible man?

Linda It would just be like old times.

Sebastian What do you mean?

Linda You were never there.

Frank You think Sebastian is bad? Just wait til our military gets their hands on this.

Sarah Better our military than someone else's.

Taglines You trust your eyes. You rely on your senses. You think you're alone. Think again.

Taglines What would you do if you knew you couldn't be seen?

Dr Sebastian Caine One last kiss. For old times sake.

Dr Sebastian Caine It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror anymore.

Matt Kensington My 5th grade teacher told me that "Genius is the ability to go from A to D without having to go through B and C." Sebastian can do that, but for me, I gotta have the B and C.

Taglines Think Invisible, Be Invisible

Taglines There's more to fear than you can see

Janice So, what's it like being a ghost?

Sebastian Ghosts are dead. I'm very much alive.

Taglines What would you do if you were invisible? How far would you go?

Taglines Open your eyes

Frank This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternity. God has spoken.

Sebastian How many times I have to tell you, Frank? You're not God. I am.

Linda Sebastian, do you have any idea what time it is?

Sebastian ] never slept. Said it was a waste of time.

Matt Any last words?

Sebastian Yeah - if I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.

Linda McKay Let me tell you a little secret. The concept of Sebastian is much more appealing than Sebastian himself.

Sebastian I can't take much more testing.

Matt I know how hard it is.

Sebastian Bullshit. You don't know anything.

Matt This isn't easy for any of us.

Sebastian Fuck you, Matt! It is easy for you. I was to be in phase-shift for three days. It's been ten fucking days, all right? Ten days of tissue tests, radiation tests and your fucking needles! I can't fucking take it anymore.

Matt What I meant was...

Sebastian Fuck what you meant! And don't ever... Don't ever tell me how hard you have it.

Taglines If you can't see him, if you can't find him, you can't stop him.

Sebastian Did you ever hear the one about Superman and Wonder Woman?

Matt Stop clowning around.

Sebastian No, come on, this is a good one. Superman's flying over Metropolis, right? He's horny as hell and he's checking out the rooftops. And all of a sudden, he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean, she is lying there, buck naked, and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked, right? So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Oh, my God, I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." But then, he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping, he'll be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman, right? He's faster than a speeding bullet. So Superman, he swoops down, he fucks her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What the fuck was that?", and the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but my asshole is killing me." That's funny, right?

Matt Hmm.

Sebastian C'mon, guys. That's funny.

Dr Sebastian Caine You have no idea what it's like. The power of it, the freedom. I can’t let that go.