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Christmas Greetings at the McCallister Hotel
Cedric
Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir. Merry Christmas, sir.
[hands it to Buzz; holds out his hand for a tip]
Buzz
Oh, uh, hmm.
[hands over the gum he has been chewing]
Cedric
Nice family, really.
[deadpan, to himself]
Buzz
Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Daa-aad!
[to himself, reading bill, smirking; in sing-song voice; Outside, Kevin is with the Pigeon Lady in Central Park]
Peter
KEVIN!!! YOU SPENT NINE HUNDRED SIXTY-SEVEN DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE?!
[off-screen; furiously screaming from the hotel; Kevin, startled, gasps and runs off]
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Vacation Preparations and Concerns Among Family Members
Frank
Where are my golf balls?
Tracy
Anyone seen my sun block?
Sondra
What's the point of going to Florida if you're gonna put on sun block?
Megan
I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted.
Buzz
Great, Now, you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin.
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Unexpected Guest on the Same Floor
Cedric
You know, ] once stayed on this floor.
[[Herbert Hoover]
Kevin
The ] guy?
[[w:The Hoover Company|vacuum]
Cedric
No, the, uh, president.
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Searching for Kevin in New York
Cop
What's the child's name?
Kate
Kevin.
Peter
K-E-V-I-N.
Cop
When did you see him last?
Kate
Curbside check-in?
Peter
No, I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal.
Cop
Most people get separated at security checkpoints. Did everyone get through security?
Kate
I don't know. Peter...
Peter
We were in a hurry. We had to run all the way to the gate.
Cop
When did you notice he was missing?
Kate
When we picked up our baggage here.
Cop
Has the boy ever run away from home?
Peter
No.
Cop
Has he ever been in a situation where he's been on his own?
Kate
As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's becoming a McCallister family tradition.
Peter
Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.
Kate
He was left at home, by accident, last year.
Peter
That's what my wife meant calling it a McCallister family tradition.
Cop
We'll call Chicago and notify them of the situation. The odds are that's where he is.
Peter
Thanks.
Cop
It's very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.
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Protecting Christmas Spirit for Children
Kevin McCallister
You can mess with a lot of things. But you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
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Kevin's Independence in New York Adventure
Kate
Where's Kevin?
Kevin
Fourteen. It's a good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you guys try to ditch me.
[He grabs the ticket.]
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Tables Turn in a Dangerous Encounter
Marv
My, how the tables have turned.
Harry
How do you like the ice, kid? Let's go for a little stroll in the park. Give me that bag. Give me it! Hey, these'll look great in the photo album.
[he and Marv laugh, pick up Kevin and force him to walk beside them]
Marv
You may have won the battle, little dude, but you've lost the war.
Harry
You ought not have messed with us, pal. We're dangerous.
[pulls his varnish-covered revolver out of his pocket]
Marv
Harry?
Harry
Shut up.
Marv
Harry.
[watches the pigeons in the trees]
Harry
Shut up! I wanna enjoy this.
Marv
Something's wrong. Let's get out of here.
Harry
Shut up, I said! I never made it to the sixth grade, kid, and it doesn't look like you're gonna either.
[still pointing revolver at Kevin]
Pigeon Lady
Let him go! KEVIN, RUN!
[shows up with a bucket full of birdseed; Harry and Marv look at her; Kevin runs away]
Marv
Shoot her! Shoot her! SHOOT HER!
Harry
I'M TRYING TO SHOOT HER!
[tries to do so, but his fingers are too sticky to get a grip]
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A Chase Through the Streets of New York
Marv
Over there!
Harry
I don't care if I get the electric chair, I'm killin that kid! Surrender, kid!
Marv
He vanished.
Kevin
I'm down here, you big horses ass!
Marv
Whoa!
Kevin
Nice night for a neck injury.
Marv
Suck brick, kid! No!
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A Child in Peril in New York
Kevin
You gotta help me! There's two guys after me!
Mr. Hector
What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your... stolen credit card? Let's see what the police have to say about this.
Harry
Get up! Get up! Come on, let's go get him!
Mr. Hector
Get back here, you little thief! Stop that child!
Cedric
Grab him!
[he screams as he and Mr. Hector crash into Mrs. Stone and fall over]
Mr. Hector
You little sh...
Kevin
I've committed credit card fraud.
Mr. Hector
Get me security! We've got to stop that delinquent! Come along, Cedric!
Kevin
I've had enough of this vacation. I'm goin home.
Johnny
Hold it right there!
Mr. Hector
This is the Concierge, sir.
Johnny
I knew it was you. I could smell ya gettin off the elevator! You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Mr. Hector
Yes, sir. I was.
Johnny
You was here...and you was smoochin wit my brother.
Mr. Hector
But...I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
Johnny
Don't gimme that. You been smoochin wit everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
Cliff
No. It's a lie!
Johnny
I could go on forever, baby!
Mr. Hector
I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.
Johnny
Alright. I believe ya. . But my Tommy gun don't! Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
[reveals his [[w:Thompson submachine gun|Tommy gun; Mr. Hector gives a confused look]
Mr. Hector
On your knees. I love you!
[the entire staff gets down on their knees]
Johnny
Ya gotta do better than that!
Staff
I love you!
[in unison]
Johnny
Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushing carcass out my door! 1... 2...! 3! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! And a Happy New Year.
[Johnny opens fire wildly, cackling, as the hotel staff dive for cover; while Kevin mouths him from the emergency exit; shoots again; shoots once more]
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Packing for the Trip
Kate
Honey, are you packed yet?
Kevin
Yes.
Kevin on Recorder
Yes.
Kate
Everything I put out?
Kevin
Yes.
Kevin on Recorder
Yes.
Kate
Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip?
Kevin
Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?
Kate
Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool.
Kevin
How exciting. Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.
[sarcastically]
Kate
Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees?
Kevin
How can you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?
Kate
We'll find a nice fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree.
Announcer
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Peter
Where's the camcorder battery?
Kate
I put it in the charger. How's this? Oh, much better.
Peter
Hey, Kevin, you'd better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant.
Kevin
My tie's in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. Whatever that means.
[Peter and Kate stare]
Peter
I'm sure he was kidding. Just run in there, get your tie, get out, and don't look at anything.
[after a pause, chuckles]
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Late Night Adventures in New York City
Taglines
He's Up Past His Bedtime in the City That Never Sleeps.
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Repetitive Request for Kevin's Item
Peter
This Kevin's? Give this to Kevin.
Kate
Give this... Give this to Kevin.
[tries to pass it to Frank, who waves her off; she passes it to Leslie instead]
Leslie
Give this to Kevin.
Tracy
Give this to Kevin.
Linnie
Kevin.
Buzz
Give this to Kevin.
Rod
Give this to Kevin.
Sondra
Give this to Kevin.
Megan
Give this to Kevin.
Jeff
Give this to Kevin.
Brooke
Give this to Kevin.
Fuller
Here you go, Kevin. Kevin's not here.
[notices elderly couple standing next to him instead of Kevin; passes bag up the line]
Brooke
Kevin's not here.
Jeff
Kevin's not here.
Megan
Kevin's not here.
Sondra
Kevin's not here.
Rod
Kevin's not here.
[passes bag to Linnie, skipping Buzz]
Linnie
Kevin's not here.
Tracy
Kevin's not here.
Leslie
Kevin's not here.
[passes bag to Kate, skipping Frank]
Kate
Kevin's not here.
[gives bag to Peter]
Peter
What?!
[incredulously]
Kate
KEVIN!!!!!!!!!
[laughs, but immediately gasps in shock, then screams at the top of her lungs in alarm; faints]
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A Child's Plea for Attention
Kevin
Dad, wait up!
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Facing Fear in a Dangerous Situation
Harry
You better say every prayer you ever heard before, kid!
Marv
I hope your parents got ya a tombstone for Christmas! Where'd he go?!
Kevin
I'm up here, and I'm very scared.
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An Apology for Immature Pranks
Buzz
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'd like to apologize for whatever displeasure I might've caused you.
Kevin
What?
Buzz
My prank was immature and ill-timed.
Frank
Immature or not, it was pretty gol-dern hilarious.
Buzz
I'd also like to apologize to my brother. Kevin, I'm sorry.
Kate
Oh, Buzz, that was very nice. Kevin, do you have something to say?
[the whole family claps their hands and stops, waiting for Kevin to say something]
Buzz
Beat that, you little trout-sniffer.
Kevin
I'm not sorry! I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me! And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it! And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?
Kate
Kevin!
Peter
Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor.
Fuller
Yeah, with me.
Kevin
So what else is new?
Frank
You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss! Your dad's paying good money for it!
Kevin
Oh, I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate!
Buzz
What a troubled young man.
Kevin
They're all a bunch of jerks.
Kate
Hi. You know, Kevin, the last time we all tried to take a trip, we had a problem that started just like this.
Kevin
Yeah, with me getting dumped on.
Kate
I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened last time, and it's not what's happening this time. Buzz apologized to you.
Kevin
Yeah, then he called me a trout-sniffer. He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you.
Kate
Okay, why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and the rest of the family, you can come down.
Kevin
I'm not apologizing to Buzz! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
Kate
Then you can stay up here for the rest of the night.
Kevin
Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And do you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. And I'd have the most fun in my whole life.
Kate
Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year.
Kevin
I hope so!
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Unexpected Encounters in New York City
Harry
Come to Papa!
Marv
Ha! Round trip to Miami. What's the matter, get on the wrong plane, squirt?
[grabs Kevin's plane ticket]
Harry
Looks like you won't be needin this, kid.
[tears it up]
Marv
American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy.
[they hustle him away]
Harry
Come on. We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy.
Marv
We busted out of the clink and we're doing fine. We're gonna be doing even better, because we're not robbing houses anymore. Now we're robbing toy stores.
[Harry chuckles]
Marv
At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. Five floors of cash. Then after that, we get a couple of phony passports, then it's off to Rio...
Harry
Marv! Marv!
Marv
Huh?
Harry
You want to shut up?
Marv
What's the difference? He's not gonna talk to anybody. Except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker.
Harry
Let's just get him to the subway tunnel. I'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice. I've got a gun in my pocket. You open your mouth, and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead.
[to Kevin]
Marv
Well, hello.
[trying to be suave again; she punches him in the face and he falls over]
Kevin
He did it!
[indicating Harry]
Harry
Did what?
[she punches Harry, too]
Kevin
Thanks!
Harry
Go get him!
Marv
He went in the park.
Harry
What are you doing, flirting?!
Marv
Over there!
Boy
Don't!
Girl
Give it!
Marv
Hey, Harry. I got him.
Harry
Let me see! That ain't him! Put him down, that ain't him! We should've shot him while we had the chance. I hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose.
Marv
What else can he do? He's a kid. Kids are helpless.
Harry
Not this kid.
Marv
But this time he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. He's in the park. He's all alone. Kids are scared of the park.
Harry
Yeah, grown men come in the park and don't ever leave alive. Good luck, little fella.
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Directions in a New City
Kevin
Excuse me, where's the lobby?
Donald Trump
Down the hall and to the left.
Kevin
Thank you.
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Thieves Apprehended and Money Recovered
Cop
Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with. We apprehended the thieves and we recovered your money.
Duncan
Good. I wanna get that money over to the Children's Hospital as soon as possible.
Cop
Yeah, I'll handle it personally.
Duncan
Ah! Thank you very much!
Inspector
Excuse me, Mr. Duncan?
Duncan
Yes?
Inspector
I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window.
[hands note to him]
Duncan
Huh.
[starts reading]
Kevin's voice
Dear Mr. Duncan, I broke your window to catch the bad guys. I'm sorry. Do you have insurance? If you don't, I'll send you some money, if I ever get back to Chicago. Merry Christmas, Kevin McCallister. P.S.: Thanks for the turtledoves.
Duncan
Turtledoves. Ohhh...
[smiles broadly]
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Family's Concern for Lost Child in New York
Kate
We're goin to New York, move it!
[to everyone]
Buzz
Yes!
Kate
He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. He must be so scared, Peter.
Peter
I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's place.
Kate
Aren't they in Paris?
Peter
Maybe they have a house sitter.
Kate
I thought you said they were renovating.
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Confrontation in the City Streets
Officer #2
Oh, my God!
Officer #1
All right, let's go.
Officer #2
On your feet.
Harry
Take it easy.
Officer #1
You guys should have started earlier. The prisoners have already exchanged gifts.
Marv
We missed the presents? He made us hide out in a toy store so we could steal all of the kid's charity money.
Harry
Shut up, Marv!
[angrily kicks Marv]
Marv
AAAH!
[pigeon flies out his jacket]
Harry
Got the right to remain silent, ya know.
Marv
He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison a few days ago.
Harry
SHUT UP, MARV!!! Geez!
[angrily kicks Marv again]
Officer #1
Get em out of here.
Officer #2
All right, let's go.
Marv
Remember, if this makes the papers, we're no longer the Wet Bandits! We're the Sticky Bandits! Ow! That's Sticky! That's S...
Harry
Shut it!
Marv
T, uh...
Harry
I.
Marv
I...
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A Kid's Triumph Over Adversity
Kevin McCallister
Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?
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Mistakes Repeated in Unexpected Places
Taglines
Yikes! I Did It Again!
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Celebrating a Familiar Achievement Together
Kate and Peter
WE DID IT AGAIN! AHHH!
[doorbell rings; both get out of bed]
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Kerosene and Christmas: An Unexpected Encounter
Marv
Harry? You wearing aftershave?
Harry
That's not aftershave, that's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it.
Marv
Now, why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene?
Kevin
Merry Christmas.
[lights a match, Harry and Marv look at him; sets the rope on fire]
Harry
GO UP!
[Marv screams in horror]
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Underestimating the Opponent in Home Alone 2
Marv
Where'd he go?!
Kevin
I'm up here! Come and get me!
[on the roof; takes a picture of them]
Marv
Let's kill!
Harry
Hold on, pea-brain. We got busted last time because we underestimated that little bundle of misery.
Marv
This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house. The kid's runnin scared. He ain't got a plan.
Harry
May I do the thinking, please? Thank you. Sonny!
[Marv gestures "go ahead"; calls up to Kevin]
Kevin
Yes?
Harry
Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knockin off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. Understand?
Kevin
Mmm-hmm.
Harry
But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal wit'cha. You throw down your camera, and we won't hurt ya. You'll never hear from us again. Okay?
Kevin
You promise?
Harry
I cross my heart and hope to die.
Kevin
Okay!
Harry
Okay, kid. Give it to me!
[he and Marv snicker; Kevin throws a brick, hitting Marv on the forehead]
Marv
Oh!
[falls down]
Kevin
Direct hit!
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Child Checks Into Hotel Alone
Mr. Hector
We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite while you're here. It's a penthouse with a view of the park. I think you'll find it satisfactory. It was recently vacated by the Countess of Worcestershire.
Kate
What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone?
Mrs. Stone
The boy had a very convincing story.
Kate
What kind of idiots do you have working here?!
Mrs. Stone
The finest in New York.
Peter
Well, I mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen, what...
Mr. Hector
I made the discovery.
[proudly]
Kate
Why did you let him leave?
Mr. Hector
When we attempted to confront him, he ran.
Peter
You scared him away!
Kate
It's Christmas Eve, and because of you, our child is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world.
Peter
Could you take our family and our luggage up to the room, please?
[to Cedric]
Cedric
Yes, sir!
Mr. Hector
Run along, Cedric.
Peter
I'm gonnna go down to the police station. I'm gonna make sure that they're doing everything in their power to find Kevin. I want you to stay here with Frank, Leslie and the kids.
[to Kate]
Kate
No! I'm going out to look for him.
Peter
What?
Mr. Hector
With all due respect, madam, your son is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world.
Peter
Could you stay out of this, please?
[to Mr. Hector]
Mr. Hector
As you wish.
Peter
Thank you. I don't think it's a good idea for you to start running around all over New York City all by yourself.
[to Kate]
Kate
I think if our son can do it, I can do it.
Peter
Kate, if...
Kate
Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me!
Mr. Hector
Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth- Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside.
[Kate slaps him]
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New York City: Land of Opportunity
Harry
Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. Smell that?
[takes a deep breath]
Marv
Yeah.
[takes a deep breath]
Harry
You know what that is?
Marv
Fish.
Harry
It's freedom.
Marv
No, it's fish.
Harry
It's freedom, and it's money.
Marv
Okay, okay, it's freedom.
Harry
Come on, let's get out of here before somebody sees us.
[leaves the truck]
Marv
And it's fish.
[follows Harry]
Harry
Yep, one quick score. We get ourselves a couple of phony passports and we hightail it to some foreign country.
Marv
Arizona?
[shoves tape-covered hand into a donation kettle to steal some coins]
Harry
That's very smart, Marv. You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santy Claus?
Marv
Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname. We're the Sticky Bandits!
Harry
Real cute. Very cute.
[sarcastically]
Marv
Huh?
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A Parent's Response to a Missing Child
Kate
Do you have kids?
Cop
Yes, ma'am.
Kate
And what would you do if one of them was missing?
Cop
I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing.
Kate
Thank you.
Cop
Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes. Where would you go? What would you do?
Kate
Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. And I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. But he's still all by himself in a big city, and he doesn't deserve that. He deserves to be at home, with his own family, around his Christmas tree. Oh, dear God. I know where he is! I need to get to Rockefeller Center!
[pauses in realization]
Cop
Hop in.
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Missing Wallet Leads to Child's Disappearance
Cop
Merry Christmas. No sign of him. We're gonna have to be able to get a hold of you. Do you have hotel arrangements?
Peter
Yeah.
Cop
Do you have a recent photo of the boy?
Peter
I have one in my wallet. I don't have my wallet. My wallet's in my bag. Kevin was looking into my bag at the airport. He was looking for batteries. Kevin has my wallet.
Cop
Did you have credit cards in the wallet?
Peter
Credit cards, money...
Cop
We'll notify the credit card companies immediately. If your son has the cards, we can get a location on him when and if he uses them.
Kate
No, I don't think Kevin knows how to use a credit card.
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Facing Christmas Challenges Head-On
Kevin McCallister
This is it. No turning back. Another Christmas in the trenches.
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Lost in New York Without My Family
Kevin McCallister
Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. My family's in Florida... I'm in... New York?
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