Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves - Quotes

Taglines: The world's wackiest scientist has done it again!

Gordon: Hey, Patty! Hang in there! You're doing great!

Patty: No. No, Gordon. Great would be if I were in La Costa. I'm doing the opposite of great. I'm doing sucky.

Wayne: Honey, at least you're getting some exercise.

Diane: Yeah. Now that I have a wicker chair, I don't need to go to the gym anymore.

Gordon: [''All the kids who came to the party left the house''] I want you out. O-U-T! Yes. Oh, yes. Run. Quickly run, or I will swoop you down and teach you all a lesson in proper party etiquette! I will bring plaques to your tiny teeth. So brush, I tell you! Brush!

Diane: I haven't worked this hard since I gave birth to Adam!

Jenny: What are you doing?

Ricky King: Kissing you.

Jenny: Well, you didn't ever ask.

Ricky King: Ask what?

Jenny: Ask if I want to kiss you.

Ricky King: What are you talking about?

Jenny: You just assumed that i wanted you to kiss me. I don't even know you. And even I did know you, and we talked and you got to know me, and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might have been into it. But the way you did it was just wrong.

Ricky King: Well, lots of girls like that.

Jenny: Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to think that way. And as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over.

Patty: You tell him, Jenny. Access denied!

Gordon: Thank god. A slow song.

Gordon: Oh, great. Teenage boys. There are now teenage boys at this party.

Wayne: Hey! My Stereo!

Gordon: Hey, my daughter.

Jenny: Jill, you're making a mess!

Jill: Well, this stuff is pretty good. What's in it?

Wayne: The Szalinski brothers.

Wayne: Gordon, we're alive. We've been saved by...Onion dip.

Gordon: My god. We owe our lives to an appetizer.

Wayne: The Szalinskis check in?

Gordon: And they do check out!

Patty: [Holds a cassette tape] For the trip, I brought along a special friend to aid in the healing process. Dr. brother love himself. Mr. Neil Diamond!

Diane: Get out of here! You brought the "Hot Nights" cassette?

Patty: I did!

Diane: God!

Adam: [holds out a fork; hits the balloon with the fork and bake beans with chili flows out of the volcano to the counter] Oh, no! The Gods are getting restless and hungry! The village people forgot to make a sacrifice! Now they must become snacks! Behold my raft! It's working! Alright!

Mitch: Oh, no! We're burning up! Nothing can save us from the vortex of chili! Ha ha!

Adam: I'll save the baby! I'll save the baby!

Mitch: [Mitch eats the woman hot dog] I'm gonna eat the woman's leg. Lava-licious.

Adam: Lava-licious.

Wayne: [greeting a woman with a dog on her table, wearing a machine; greeting the dog] Hey, Marcia. Hey, Trowser.

Marcia: Say hi', Trowser.

Trowser: [barks and the machine translates the barking] Hello. Hello.

Gordon: Hello"?

Trowser: [barks and the machine translates him again] Feed me. Feed me.

Adam: Hey Mom. Did Nick ever complain about Camp Isoceles?

Diane: He sure did. He hated it. He didn't like the fact that it lasted only six weeks instead of eight.

Adam: [''under his breath''; ''To Diane''] What a brain-box. Mom, what if I didn't want to go to a camp named after a triangle?

Diane: [[science; ''Adam brighten''; [Shakespeare; ''Adam's smile fades''] Amy didn't go to ] camp. She went to ] camp. Would you rather do that?

Adam: [''Adam turns away to pack his lunch bag''] No.

Diane: [''Diane whacks an insect on the stove with the newspaper and looks up at the wall''; ''giggling''; ''Diane was about to whack it''] Where did all these bugs come from? Oh! A Daddy longlegs!

Adam: No, Mom, don't kill it! Daddy longlegs are good. They eat other bugs.

Diane: [''turning around, hearing the car honking''; ''Adam leaves the kitchen and Diane turns back to the wall''; ''looking around the wall''; ''Diane throws the newspaper on the stove''; ''Diane leaves the kitchen''] Hey, that would be your aunt Patty. Hey, he's gone. You live, for now. Tell your friends.

Wayne: Honey, I don't think we're using enough fabric softener.

Wayne: Guess what? Change of plans. Gordon and I got invited to see the shuttle-launch tonight. So if that's okay, we're going to take off.

Diane: [''picks up the phone''] No, Wayne. It is not okay. I am going on vacation. I must've told you this 15 times. Don't you remember?

Wayne: Sure, I remembered. Then I forgot.

Diane: Well, listen to me now, Wayne, and listen good. I am going on this vacation and nothing and NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

Wayne: You do need a vacation.

Wayne: Diane, are you going to stay mad at me the whole time or are you going to try and make the best of this bad situation?

Diane: I'm going to stay mad at you the whole time.

Wayne: [[exercise] Honey, at least you're getting some ].

Diane: Yeah. Now that I have a wicker chair, I don't need to go to the gym anymore.

Diane: If those kids don't unshrink us, they will be in so much trouble!

Gordon: [[Thumbelina] Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, ]?

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