Hoot Quotes

Beatrice Leep Mother Paula can do a lot of things, but she can't change the weather. That would be ].

Beatrice What is your problem?

Roy I think you're the one with the problem. Beatrice, I've got no idea why you're mad about what happened on the bus. You're not the one who got choked, and you're not the one who got punched in the nose. So I'm only going to say this once. If I did something to upset you, I'm sorry. It wasn't on purpose. Next time you've got a problem, just tell me, and then we'll sit down and talk about it like civilized human beings.

Beatrice Civilized.

Roy Are we straight on this?

Roy Good. I'm glad we had this chance to get to know each other just a little bit better.

Soccer Pal He's kind of cute, don't you think?

Soccer Pal In a way that's not cute at all.

Mr. Ryan So why are there palm trees in Ireland?

Roy I wrote him a note, that should be the end of it.

Garrett A note? That's adorable. What did you say? "I'm sorry I smoked you. Please don't break every bone in my body. Please leave me one good arm so I can feed myself"?

Roy Eberhardt You're hysterical.

Beatrice Hey, cowgirl.

Roy Yeah?

Beatrice I'm really glad that... You know what, I'm just gonna call you "Roy" from now on. If that's all right with you.

Roy And what's wrong with Ling Ho?

Mr. Ryan So to answer your question, Pacific swells are usually a lot bigger than Atlantic swells. But remember: Kelly Slater is from Florida.

Roy A. Eberhardt My mom told me Florida was so sunny and gorgeous, that everybody in America wanted to live there. Everybody except me. And as usual, I was out-voted.

Beatrice Roy, it's me.

Roy Me-who?

Beatrice Me. Beatrice. Chill out, man.

Roy Have you gone completely whack-O?

Beatrice I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's just… things got a little hairy at home. I didn't know where else to go.

Roy A. Eberhardt I knew I couldn't spend the rest of the school year hiding from Beatrice the Bear. I had to take a stand, even if it meant getting decapitated with my own lunch tray.

Dr. Gonzalez And what's your name?

Roy Uh...

Roy Ling Ho.

Mullet Fingers You've got to start thinking like an outlaw!

Dana Matherson You and me are far from thettled!

Mayor Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut Cove over twelve new jobs!

Kimberly I would just like to say that I, Mother Paula, am simply shocked by what's gone on here today. And you, young man, are no longer an employee of Mother Paula's; you're fired!