Hot Rod (2007) - Quotes

Defiance Against Unwanted Life Advice

Rico: Don't you EVER try to tell me how to live my life AGAIN!

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Rico's Fireworks Discovery in Restroom

Rico: [*] Yoohoo shtheads, I just found a bag of fireworks in the men's restrooms; would you guys like to light them off?

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Rico's Humorous Announcement of Intentions

Rico: Hahahahahahahaa... I'ma go drop some dumpage.

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Humorous Comparison of Itching Sensations

Rico: My balls itch more than a flea on a jack russel terrier!

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Struggling with Emotions and Vulnerability

Rico: I don't even cry, and look at me, you're about to make tears come outta my face!

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Excessive Energy from Green Tea Consumption

Rico: I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

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A Direct Insult from Frank Powell

Frank Powell: You're a pussy.

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Embrace Strength to Avoid Victimhood

Frank Powell: Play the victim and you will be the victim.

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Youthful Spirit in an Aging Body

Frank Powell: Old man, young heart!

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Caution After Surviving a Chemical Fire

Frank Powell: Never—sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.

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Concern for a Friend's Well-Being

Kevin Powell: Rod, are you okay?

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Casual expression of approval

Kevin Powell: Cool beans.

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Web Trends Compared to a Beach Ball

Kevin Powell: It's bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.

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Confronting death and the desire for competition

Rod Kimble: But I still to kick your ass (Frank). How can I do that if you're dead??

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Earning love as a step-son

Rod Kimble: He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. But I'm his step-son, I have to earn it.

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Preparing for a Date with Style

Rod Kimble: When you go on a date, you put on a shirt, and you drive your bike to the DAAAATE!

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Rod Kimble's Enthusiastic Stunt Proposal

Rod Kimble: Who wants to see me do a BIG-ASS STUNT!!!

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A Journey from Legit to Unlegit

Rod Kimble: I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

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A Sudden and Unexpected Demise

Rod Kimble: The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly, the next day.

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Belief and Achievement in Unintentional Rhyme

Rod Kimble: You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.

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Defiance in the Face of Conformity

Rod Kimble: I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.

Laundry Habits of Rod Kimble

Rod Kimble: [singing] Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!

Operation Fiscal Jackhammer Begins

Rod Kimble: I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.

Embrace Life's Shortness with Bold Actions

Rod Kimble: Life's Short, Stunt it!

Rod Kimble's Unconventional Marriage Advice

Rod Kimble: Have fun being married to SATAN!

Confronting the Devil's Influence

Rod Kimble: You're the devil!

A Moment of Clarity Through Painful Reflection

Rod Kimble: I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.