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Rod Kimble's Enthusiastic Stunt Proposal
Rod Kimble
Who wants to see me do a BIG-ASS STUNT!!!
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Rico's Humorous Announcement of Intentions
Rico
Hahahahahahahaa... I'ma go drop some dumpage.
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Excessive Energy from Green Tea Consumption
Rico
I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!
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Youthful Spirit in an Aging Body
Frank Powell
Old man, young heart!
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Preparing for a Date with Style
Rod Kimble
When you go on a date, you put on a shirt, and you drive your bike to the DAAAATE!
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Embrace Life's Shortness with Bold Actions
Rod Kimble
Life's Short, Stunt it!
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Humorous Comparison of Itching Sensations
Rico
My balls itch more than a flea on a jack russel terrier!
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A Journey from Legit to Unlegit
Rod Kimble
I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
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Rico's Fireworks Discovery in Restroom
Rico
Yoohoo shtheads, I just found a bag of fireworks in the men's restrooms; would you guys like to light them off?
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Earning love as a step-son
Rod Kimble
He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. But I'm his step-son, I have to earn it.
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Confronting death and the desire for competition
Rod Kimble
But I still to kick your ass (Frank). How can I do that if you're dead??
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Rod Kimble's Unconventional Marriage Advice
Rod Kimble
Have fun being married to SATAN!
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Concern for a Friend's Well-Being
Kevin Powell
Rod, are you okay?
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Operation Fiscal Jackhammer Begins
Rod Kimble
I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
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Belief and Achievement in Unintentional Rhyme
Rod Kimble
You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.
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A Moment of Clarity Through Painful Reflection
Rod Kimble
I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
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Web Trends Compared to a Beach Ball
Kevin Powell
It's bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.
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Caution After Surviving a Chemical Fire
Frank Powell
Never—sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.
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Casual Expression of Approval
Rod Kimble
So, cool beans?
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A Direct Insult from Frank Powell
Frank Powell
You're a pussy.
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Laundry Habits of Rod Kimble
Rod Kimble
Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!
[singing]
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Embrace Strength to Avoid Victimhood
Frank Powell
Play the victim and you will be the victim.
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Seeking Solace in a Quiet Place
Rod Kimble
I need to go to my quiet place!
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Defiance Against Unwanted Life Advice
Rico
Don't you EVER try to tell me how to live my life AGAIN!
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A Sudden and Unexpected Demise
Rod Kimble
The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly, the next day.
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Rod Kimble Asserts His Maturity and Strength
Rod Kimble
You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!
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Struggling with Emotions and Vulnerability
Rico
I don't even cry, and look at me, you're about to make tears come outta my face!
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Defiance in the Face of Conformity
Rod Kimble
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.
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Confronting the Devil's Influence
Rod Kimble
You're the devil!
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Casual expression of approval
Kevin Powell
Cool beans.
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