Hotel Transylvania (2012) - Quotes

Griffin: Guilty. You are irresistible.

Murray: [annoyed at Wayne for eating all the sheep] That was pretty sick, man.

Murray: I was not the cause of that.

Wayne: What? Now there is no sheep in the road. Let is go.

Wayne: You want me to track the smell? No, no. My sniffing tracking days are way behind me. Do you know how many diapers I have changed? How many number twos have destroyed this thing?

Wayne: Where is the snooze button?!

Wayne: I did not order a wake-up call.

Wayne: [pranking Griffin by pulling down his swimsuit] Kids, why'd you do that?

Wayne: Couldn't wait for this weekend. Always good to be out of the shadows for a couple days.

Wayne: [first lines as he and his family get off the hearse when they arrive at the hotel; pays the driver] Yeah, it's a mess back there.

Frankenstein: [having just given a deafening roar to a cheering crowd] I AM TRYING TO SCARE YOU! THE REAL FRANKENSTEIN!

Frankenstein: [about Johnny] I really liked Johnny… cousin or no. He told fun stories.

Frankenstein: [jumps off the diving board] GERONIMO!!

Frankenstein: [after seeing a human dressed up as a monster] That was... trippy.

Mavis: [heartbroken about Johnny] You were right, Dad. The humans hate us.

Mavis: [enraged at her dad after Johnny leaves; flees away in bat form] THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Mavis: [upon discovering that Johnny is really a human; Johnny: (guilty) Yeeeeessss. I am so sorry.; lovingly hugs him] Is it true? Are you a human? I do not care! I still wanna be with you.

Mavis: [demanding answers for her dad is lies] What was it? What exactly did you have to do?! Tell me!

Mavis: [while watching her first sunrise] This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen!

Mavis: [rehearsing in front of her mirror; imitates her father, Dracula; normal voice] Dad, you said when I turn 118, I could go out to the world like every adult who likes to come and go from this hotel. "But, Mavey-Wavey, it is not safe! Bleh, bleh-bleh!" Dad, 30 years ago, you promised. I remember, we were both eating mice and you specifically said that you gave me your word!

Mavis: [to the zombies dressed as humans] Oh, hi, humans.

Count Dracula: ['''Johnny''': ?; '''Johnny''': ?; ?] But, what? ? ENOUGH, YOU KEEPING AWAY FROM EYEBALL, ENOUGH! Listen to me.

Count Dracula: [In the traditional animation version, after the ending of title card and he falls] Housekeeping!

Count Dracula: Quit your whining! I'm burning up out here.

Count Dracula: [talking to Johnathan while controlling the pilot] My dear boy, I have made a terrible mistake. I was trying to keep my baby to myself, because I knew I would always protect her… but I realize now children need to discover things for themselves. They will stumble and fall, laugh and cry, but such is life. The truth is... you and Mavis are meant to be. You zinged! If she must give her trust to someone else, I am thankful that it is you, Jonathan. I hope you can hear me, and forgive me.

Count Dracula: Martha, what have I done?

Count Dracula: [Johnny: Time-out?! I am a grown-man! Aaaah!!] Enough. Enough! Stop! Go to corner, you are going to time-out! (Please!)

Count Dracula: I have never said that in my life, "bleh bleh bleh". I do not know where that comes from.

Count Dracula: EVIL VILLAIN, YOU WILL NEVER WIN!

Count Dracula: Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!