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How to Train Your Dragon - Trailer No. 1

How to Train Your Dragon Quotes

"What started as fire and fury will become friendship."

PG 2010 · 1h 38m
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79
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29 quotes
Unexpected Reactions to a Small Dragon
Gobber Meet the Terrible Terror!
Tuffnut Ha! That's like the size of my-- AAH! OH, GET IT OFF! OH, I AM HURT! I AM VERY MUCH HURT! Wow, he's better than you ever were.
[''the Terror leaps onto his face''; ''The Terrible Terror chases a shiny light created by Hiccup's shield back into the enclosure''; ''to Astrid, while she glares'']
Disagreement Over Dragon Characteristics
Fishlegs Razor-sharp serrated teeth that inject venom for pre-digestion... prefers ambush attack, crushing its victims...
Hiccup Will you please stop that?!
Conflict Over Dragon's Nest Discovery
Astrid No! No, it totally makes sense! It's like a giant beehive. They're the workers, and that's their queen. It controls them. Let's find your dad.
[She dismounts from Toothless' back and runs toward the village]
Hiccup No, no! They'll kill Toothless, no. Astrid, we need to think this through. Carefully.
[Also dismounts and stops Astrid]
Astrid Hiccup, we just discovered the Dragon's Nest. The thing we've been after since Vikings first sailed here! And you want to keep it a secret? To protect your pet dragon? Are you serious?
Hiccup Yes.
[looks at her with hardened expression]
Astrid Okay. Then what do we do?
Hiccup Just give me until tomorrow. I'll figure something out.
Astrid Okay. That's for kidnapping me. That's for... everything else.
[punches Hiccup's arm; Hiccup and Toothless exchange confused looks. Astrid leans forward and quickly kisses him on the cheek]
Hiccup Are you--What are you lookin at?
[blushingly watches her walk away and Toothless walks beside him giving a smile; stammers]
Dragons' Limited Shots Explained
Gobber All dragons have a limited number of shots! How many does a Gronckle have?
Snotlout Uh, five?!
Fishlegs No, six!
Gobber Correct! Six! That's one for each of you! Fishlegs, out.
[''The Gronckle Meatlug blasts Fishlegs' shield'']
Gobber's Thoughts on Sock-Stealing Trolls
Gobber Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones. What's with that?
[mutters]
Hiccup's Determination to Prove Himself
Hiccup Aw, come on! Let me out, please! I need to make my mark!
Gobber Oh, you've made plenty of marks. All in the wrong places!
Hiccup Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better. I might even get a date!
Gobber You can't lift a hammer. You can't swing an axe. You can't even throw one of these!
[holds up a set of bolas, which a Viking snatches and throws at a Gronckle]
Hiccup Okay, fine. But this... will throw it for me.
[gestures to a catapult invention; touches the machine and it goes off, firing a set of bolas out the window that hits a Viking]
Gobber Now, this right here... ...is what I'm talking about!
[gestures to Hiccup's invention]
Hiccup It's a... mild calibration issue--
Gobber Don't--no--Hiccup. If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
[gestures to all of Hiccup]
Hiccup But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you.
Hiccup Ohh...
[nodding and glaring at Gobber]
Gobber Oh, yes.
Hiccup You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much raw... "Viking-ness" contained? THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!
[awkwardly, but standing his ground]
Gobber I'll take my chances. Sword. Sharpen. Now.
[flatly; tosses him a sword]
Hiccup One day I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon is everything around here. A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed. Gronkles are tough. Taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend. A Zippleback? Exotic. Two heads, twice the status. And then there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best Vikings go after those. They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire.
[voice-over]
Stoick Reload! I'll take care of this.
[calmly]
Hiccup But the ultimate prize is the dragon no one's ever seen. We call it the--
[voice-over]
Viking 1 NIGHT FURY!
Viking 2 GET DOWN!
Stoick JUMP!
[To his other men]
Hiccup This thing never steals food, never shows itself, and never misses. No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'm gonna be the first.
[voice-over; The catapult is blasted once again by Toothless]
Facing Challenges with Support and Encouragement
Hiccup I knew it... I'm dead.
[seeing the newly reformed Berk]
Stoick No, but you gave it your best shot. So, what do you think?
[chuckling]
Viking Look, it's Hiccup!
Stoick Turns out all we needed was a little more of... this.
[points to Hiccup]
Hiccup You just gestured to all of me.
[surprised]
Gobber Well, most of you. That bit's my handiwork. With a little Hiccup flair thrown in! You think it'll do?
[gestures to Hiccup's peg leg]
Hiccup I might make a few tweaks.
[looks at it; jokes]
Astrid That's for scaring me!
Hiccup Wha-what?! What, is it always gonna be this way? Cause-- I could get used to it.
[shocked; Astrid cuts him off by kissing him on the lips. Hiccup's expression changes to one of pleasant surprise.]
Challenging Perceptions of Dragons and Conflict
Stoick What's he doing?
Hiccup It's okay. It's okay. I'm not one of them.
[to Hookfang; takes his hat off and throws it aside]
Stoick Stop the fight.
Hiccup NO! I need you all to see this. They're not what we think they are. We don't have to kill them.
Stoick I SAID, STOP THE FIGHT!!!
[whacks his hammer on the ring cage railing with a loud clang, which startles Hookfang into attacking Hiccup]
Stoick Get out of my way!
A Viking Morning Call to Action
Viking Morning!
[roars in Hiccup's face; cheery; A big viking grabs Hiccup protectively by the collar of his shirt, yanking him out of the path of a strafing dragon]
Viking 2 Hoist the torches!
[Two enormous torches are raised and lit. The dragons swarm around them.]
Dragons and Teamwork in Action
Hiccup Yeah Ruff Tuff watch your backs. Move Fishlegs.
Stoick What the (no voice recording when he said this)
Tuffnut LOOK AT US WE'RE ON A DRAGON, WE'RE ON DRAGONS ALL OF US.
Hiccup Up, let's move it.
Gobbler Every bit the boar-headed stubborn Viking you ever were.
Hiccup Fishlegs break it down.
Fishlegs Okay, heavily armoured skull and tail made for bashing and crushing, steer clear of both, small eyes, large nostrils, relies on hearing and smell.
Hiccup Okay, left, legs, hang in his blind spot make some noise keep it confused, Ruff Tuff find out if it has a shot limit make it mad.
Ruffnut That's my specialty!
Tuffnut Since when everyone knows I'm more irritating see.
[makes noise]
Hiccup Just do what I told you, I'll be back as soon as I can.
Snotlout Don't worry we got it covered.
Fishlegs YEAH! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tuffnut Troll!
Ruffnut Butt-elf!
Tuffnut Bride of Grendel!
Struggling with Choices and Consequences
Astrid It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything. Your father, your tribe, your best friend...
Hiccup Thank you for summing that up. Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would've been better. For everyone.
[sadly]
Astrid Yep. The rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you? Why didn't you?
[Hiccup doesn't answer]
Hiccup I don't know. I couldn't.
Astrid That's not an answer.
Hiccup Why is this so important to you all of a sudden?
[irate]
Astrid Because I want to remember what you say, right now.
Hiccup Oh, for the love of - I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn't kill a dragon.
[angrily]
Astrid You said "wouldn't" that time.
Hiccup Whatever! I wouldn't! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon.
[snaps]
Astrid First to ride one, though. So...?
Hiccup I wouldn't kill him... because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
Astrid I bet he's really frightened now. What are you going to do about it?
Hiccup Eh, probably something stupid.
Astrid Good, but you've already done that.
Hiccup Then something crazy.
[smiles, getting an idea; runs off]
Astrid That's more like it.
[smiles; follows him]
Sibling Tensions Over Shields and Flowers
Tuffnut Get your hands off my shield!
Ruffnut There's, like, a million shields!
Tuffnut Take that one. It has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
Ruffnut Oops! Now this one has blood on it.
[hits Tuffnut on the head with the shield]
Excitement and Anticipation for Dragon Training
Gobber WELCOME TO DRAGON TRAINING!
Astrid No turning back.
Tuffnut I hope I get some serious burns!
Ruffnut I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.
Astrid Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.
[''wryly'']
Hiccup Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain, love it.
[''entering behind the others; unenthusiastic'']
Tuffnut Oh, great! Who let him in?
Gobber Let's get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
Snotlout Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so does that disqualify him, or...?
[mockingly]
Tuffnut Can I switch classes with the cool Vikings?
Gobber Don't worry, you're small and weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight! The Deadly Nadder.
[aside, to Hiccup; aloud, to the other teens]
Fishlegs Speed 8, Armor 16.
Gobber The Hideous Zippleback.
Fishlegs Plus 11 stealth times 2.
Gobber The Monstrous Nightmare.
Fishlegs Firepower 15.
Gobber The Terrible Terror.
Fishlegs Attack 8! Venom 12!
Gobber CAN YOU STOP THAT?! And the... Gronckle.
[''irritated'']
Fishlegs Jaw strength 8.
[''whispers to Hiccup'']
Muscle Humor in a Dragon Training Scene
Gobber Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off.
Hiccup What, who, me? No, come on; I'm way too muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all... this.
[flexing]
Gobber Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
A Son's Decision on Dragons
Stoick Hiccup.
Hiccup Dad! Uh, I have to talk to you, Dad.
Stoick I need to speak with you too, son.
Hiccup I've decided I don't want to fight dragons.
Stoick I think it's time you learned to fight dragons.
Hiccup and Stoick What?
[beat]
Stoick Uh, you go first.
Hiccup No, no, you go first.
[kindly]
Stoick Alright. You get your wish. Dragon Training. You start in the morning.
[takes another deep breath]
Hiccup Oh, man, I should have gone first! Uh, because I was thinking, you know, we have a surplus of dragon-fighting Vikings. But do we have enough bread-making Vikings? Or small home repair Vikings?
[panicked]
Stoick You'll need this.
[not paying attention; drops a large battle axe into Hiccup's arms]
Hiccup I don't wanna fight dragons.
Stoick Oh, come on. Yes, you do.
[chuckles]
Hiccup Rephrase: Dad, I can't kill dragons!
Stoick But you will kill dragons!
Hiccup No, I'm really very extra sure that I won't.
Stoick It's time, Hiccup.
Hiccup Can you not hear me?!
[desperately]
Stoick This is serious, son! When you carry this axe, you carry all of us with you. Which means you walk like us, you talk like us, you think like us. No more of... this.
[takes the axe from Hiccup; returns the axe; gestures to Hiccup]
Hiccup You just gestured to all of me.
[sighs]
Stoick Deal?
Hiccup This conversation is feeling very one-sided...
Stoick Deal?
Hiccup Deal.
[sighs; giving in]
A Father's Apology and Understanding
Hiccup You got it, bud.
[mounts Toothless]
Stoick Hiccup! I'm sorry... For--For everything.
[grabs Hiccup's hand; Hiccup turns]
Hiccup Yeah, me too.
Stoick You don't have to go up there.
Hiccup We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.
Stoick I'm proud to call you my son.
[takes his hand]
Hiccup Thanks, Dad.
Astrid He's up! Get Snotlout out of there!
[sees Hiccup]
Twins I'm on it!
Tuffnut I'm on it first! I'm ahead of you!
[arguing]
Ruffnut Hey! let me drive!
[arguing]
Tuffnut No, this way, don't push me
[arguing]
Ruffnut Stop it, I'll take your teeth out
[arguing]
Tuffnut Aw, I can't believe that worked!
Gobber NIGHT FURY! Get down!
[Red Death pushes Astrid off her dragon and she falls, screaming, until Toothless saves her]
Hiccup Did you get her?
[Toothless looks upside down to see if he saved Astrid. Then he safely puts her down]
Astrid Go.
Hiccup That thing has wings! Okay, let's see if it can use them!
Hiccup You think that did it?
Hiccup Well he can fly.
Crowd WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yeah! GO HICCUP!
Hiccup Okay Toothless, time to disappear! Come on, bud!
Hiccup Here it comes!
Hiccup Watch out!
Hiccup Okay, times up! Let's see if this works. COME ON! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!
Hiccup Stay with me, buddy. We're good. Just a little bit longer.
Hiccup Hold Toothless...
Hiccup NOW!
Hiccup No! NO!
[runs into Red Death's clubbed tail; collides with Red Death's clubbed tail and falls off]
Stoick Hiccup! HICCUP?! SON! Hiccup. Oh, son... I did this. I'm s... I'm so sorry. Hiccup! Oh, he's alive! You brought him back alive! Thank you for saving my son.
[sees Toothless but with Hiccup nowhere to be found; kneeling beside Toothless; Toothless stirs and opens his eyes, looking at Stoick; close to tears; Toothless lifts his wings, revealing Hiccup clutched in his paws; picks him up, puts an ear to his chest and laughs with relief; the Vikings cheer and Stoick puts a hand on Toothless' head]
Gobber Well... you know, most of him.
[comes over; grimacing]
Finding the Blind Spot in Dragons
Gobber Look for its blind spot! Every dragon has one. Find it, hide in it, and strike!
Ruffnut Ugh! Do you ever bathe?
Tuffnut If you don't like it, then just get your own blind spot!
Ruffnut How about I give you one?!
Gobber Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot? Not so much.
Hiccup Hey, hey! So, uh, how would one sneak up on a Night Fury?
Gobber No one's ever met one and lived to tell the tale. Now GET IN THERE!!!
[''shouts'']
Hiccup I know, I know, but hypothetically.
Strategies for Defeating Dragons in Battle
Gobber And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole! And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg.
[''telling a story'']
Fishlegs Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like, if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed the dragon from the inside, by... crushing its heart, or something.
Snotlout I swear I'm so ANGRY right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot! I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight. With my face!
Gobber Mm-mm-mm, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A downed dragon is a dead dragon.
Family Traits and Communication Challenges
Hiccup I really did hit one.
Gobber Sure, Hiccup.
Hiccup He never listens.
[about his father]
Gobber It runs in the family.
Hiccup And when he does, it's always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong off spring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts, and glory on the side! This here, this is a talking fish-bone!
[imitating his father]
Gobber Now, you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like. It's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup Thank you for summing that up.
[sarcastically]
Gobber Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not.
Hiccup I just wanna be one of you guys.
[goes inside his house, then goes out the back door, out of his village, to look for Toothless]
One Adventure Transforms Two Worlds
Taglines One adventure will change two worlds.
A Call for Assistance in Crisis
Stoick ] help us...
[[Wikipedia:Odin|Odin]
Consequences of Breaking the Mountain
Stoick When we crack this mountain open, all hell is gonna break loose.
Gobber And my undies. Good thing I brought extras!
Stoick No matter how this ends, it ends today.
Sibling Banter on Battlefield Romance
Tuffnut Ooh! Love on the battlefield!
Ruffnut She could do better.
Astrid's Determination in the Competition
Astrid Stay out of my way! I'm winning this thing.
[runs off]
Hiccup Good, please, by all means.
[after she has already left]
Astrid This time. This time, for sure!
Astrid NO!!! NO!! SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUD-BUCKET!!!
[furiously, wildly swinging her axe]
Hiccup So, later!
[tries to get away]
Gobber Oh-oh, not so fast!
Hiccup Uh, I'm kind of late for...
Astrid What?! Late for what, exactly?
[livid, jams her axe into his throat]
Stoick Okay, quiet down. The Elder has decided.
[angrily; lose in patience]
Gobber You've done it! You've done it, Hiccup! You get to kill the dragon!
Hiccup Oh, yeah! Yes! I can't wait. I am so... ...LEAVING! We're leaving. Let's pack up. Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation, forever. Ah, man... AH! What the-- I mean, uh, What are you doing here?
Astrid I want to know what's going on. No one just gets as good as you do. Especially you. Start talking! Are you training with someone?
Hiccup Training?
Astrid It better not involve this!
Hiccup I know this looks really bad, but you see...this is, uh... You're right! You're right! You're right. I'm through with the lies. I've been making... outfits. So, you got me. It's time everyone knew. Drag me back. Go ahead. Here we go. OW! Why would you DO that?!
Astrid That's for the lies. And THAT'S for everything else.
Hiccup Oh, man.
[in pain]
Astrid Get down! RUN! RUN!
Hiccup NO! No. It's okay! It's okay... she's a friend. It's okay. You just scared him.
[to Astrid]
Astrid I scared him?! Who... is "him?
[pause]
Hiccup Uh, Astrid, Toothless. Toothless, Astrid. Da, da-da, we're dead! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where do you think you're going?
[Toothless growls menacingly at her. Astrid stares at the two in disbelief, then runs off to tell the village.; Toothless shrugs and walks away]
Astrid AH! Oh, Great Odin's ghost! Oh, this is it! Hiccup! Get me down from here!
[hanging from a tree branch]
Hiccup You have to give me a chance to explain!
[pleading]
Astrid I am not listening to anything you have to say!!
Hiccup Then I won't speak. Just let me show you. Please, Astrid.
[softer]
Astrid Now, get me down.
Hiccup Toothless, down. Gently. See? Nothing to be afraid of. WHOA!! TOOTHLESS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! BAD DRAGON! He's not usually like this. Oh no.
[Toothless starts to drop]
Astrid AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hiccup Toothless, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! We need her to LIKE us. And now, the spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
[Toothless starts spinning; Deadpan]
A Lesson in Fatherly Advice
Stoick When I was a boy...
Gobber Oh, here we go.
Stoick My father told me to bang my head against a rock. So I did it! I thought he was crazy, but I didn't question him. And you know what happened?
Gobber You got a headache.
[sarcastically]
Stoick That rock split in two. It taught me what a Viking can do, Gobber. He can... He can crush mountains, level forests, tame seas! Even as a boy, I knew who I was, what I had to become... Hiccup is not that boy.
Gobber You can't stop him, Stoick. You can only prepare him. I know it seems hopeless, but the truth is, you won't always be around to protect him. He's going to get out there again. He's probably out there now.
Confrontation Over Hidden Truths
Stoick You've been keeping secrets.
Hiccup I-I have?
Stoick Just how long did you think you could hide it from me?
Hiccup I-I don't know what you're...
Stoick Nothing happens on this island without me hearing about it.
Hiccup Oh?
Stoick So let's talk...about that dragon.
Hiccup Oh, gods... Dad, I'm so sorry, I-I was going to tell you, I just didn't know how to, uh... You're... you're not... upset?
[''Stoick suddenly laughs heartily; Hiccup nervously laughs along'']
Stoick WHAT? I was hoping for this!
[''still heartily'']
Hiccup Uh...You were?
[''confused'']
Stoick And believe me, it only gets better! Just wait til you spill a Nadder's guts for the first time! And mount your first Gronckle head on a spear. Oh, WHAT A FEELING! You really had me going there, son! All those years of the worst Viking Berk has ever seen! Odin, it was rough. I almost gave up on you, and all the while, you were holding out on me! OH, THOR ALMIGHTY! Oh! With you doing so well in the ring... we finally have something to talk about.
[Pushes Hiccup in compassion and Hiccup falls down; Hiccup gets up; To the sky; To Hiccup; Extremely joyous; Calms down; Sits down and scooches closer to Hiccup]
Father-Son Conflict Over Responsibility and Priorities
Hiccup ...Okay, but I hit a Night Fury. It's not like the last few times, Dad! I mean, I really actually hit it! You guys were busy, and I had a very clear shot. It went down just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there before it--
[Stoick angrily grabs him by the collar of his shirt and drags him away]
Stoick Stop! Just stop! Every time you step outside, disaster falls! Can you not see that I have bigger problems?! Winter is almost here, and I have an entire village to feed!
[shouts angrily; Hiccup stops]
Hiccup Well, between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't you think?
[lowers his voice]
Stoick This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Why can't you follow the simplest orders?
[sighs]
Hiccup I-I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just kill it. You know? It's who I am, Dad.
Stoick You are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house.
[sighs]
Hiccup's Absence Sparks Mixed Reactions
Gobber Where did Hiccup go wrong?
Ruffnut Uh, he showed up?
Tuffnut He didn't get eaten?
Astrid He's never where he should be.
Gobber Thank you, Astrid. You need to live and breathe this stuff. The Dragon Manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of. No attacks tonight. Hurry up.
[throws the Dragon Manual on the table; ''listens to the thunder'']
Tuffnut Wait, you mean read?
Ruffnut While we're still alive?
Snotlout Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?
Fishlegs Oh, I've read it like seven times! There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face! And-and there's this other one that buries itself for like a week-
[''Snotlout, Tuffnut, and Ruffnut stare at him'']
Tuffnut Yeah, that sounds great. You know, there was a chance I was gonna read that...
[''cuts him off'']
Ruffnut But, now...
A Father's Pride in His Son's Journey
Stoick Well, I can show my face in public again! If anyone had told me that in just a few short weeks, Hiccup would have gone from, well, being, uh...Hiccup...to placing first in dragon training - well, I would have tied him to a mast and shipped him off, for fear he'd gone mad! And you know it! But here we are, and no one's more surprised, or more proud, than I am. Today, my boy becomes a Viking! Today, he becomes one of us!
[laughter; cheering]
Astrid Be careful with that dragon.
[appears behind Hiccup]
Hiccup It's not the dragon I'm worried about.
[looks nervously up at his father]
Astrid What are you going to do?
Hiccup Put an end to this. I have to try. Astrid, if something... goes wrong, just make sure they don't find Toothless.
Astrid I will. Just... promise me it won't go wrong.
Gobber It's time, Hiccup. Knock em dead.
[appears]