Casting Rejection in the Entertainment Industry
TV executive:
Courtney Love?
Producer:
Drugged-out hag.
TV executive:
Faye Dunaway?
Producer:
Don't call us, we'll call you.
TV executive:
Sharon Stone?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Geena Davis?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Sigourney Weaver?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Kim Basinger?
Producer:
Hag.
TV executive:
Emma Thompson?
Producer:
Brit hag.
TV executive:
Susan Sarandon?
Producer:
Red state-alienating hag.
TV executive:
Meg Ryan?
Producer:
Too much plastic surgery.
TV executive:
Melanie Griffith?
Producer:
Way too much plastic surgery.
TV executive:
Patricia Heaton?
Producer:
Pointless plastic surgery.
TV executive:
Cher?
Producer:
Insurmountable amount of plastic surgery.
Rosie: [angrily; [man]
Listen, you little bird of a ]! Where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do you have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!
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Discussion of Language and Its Meanings
Rosie: [reading a dictionary]
Putz: Noun - a yokel; a jerk.
Censor:
My rabbi consultant says it means "Penis.
Rosie:
We're allowed to say "Penis.
Censor:
Yes, you can say "Penis." But this is the bad penis. Like "prick.
Rosie:
And... what exactly is the "good" penis?
Adam: [starts to take unbutton his pants]
Check it out.
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Generational Differences in Playtime Preferences
Izzy:
Ma, I'm to old for Barbies.
Rosie:
Yeah, but I'm not.
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Dressing Dolls for Good Will Donation
Izzy: [indicating a pile of dolls]
Now these stay on the shelf... And these go to Good Will.
Rosie: [realising a problem]
Oh no. They're all skinny and naked, and laying in a pile! We have to dress them.
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Age Inquiry Between Adam and Rosie
Adam:
I'm 31. How old are you?
Rosie:
38.
Rosie:
I'm not really 38.
Adam:
Well, how old are you?
Rosie:
37.
Adam:
Okay. Well, I'm 30.
Rosie:
40.
Adam: [continues kissing her]
29.
Rosie: [coming to an abrupt stop]
What!? You're 29? What happened to 30? You're not even in your thirties?
Adam: [confused]
What happened to 29?
Rosie:
You're not even in your 30s!
Adam:
Yeah? Well, neither are you.
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Embracing Aging with Toughness and Acceptance
Quotes: [About humans]
But now they're all gonna get old and you know what i say you know what i have to say about that. TOUGH SHIT
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