Fast Food and Immediate Gratification
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Carl's Jr: Fuck you! I'm eating.
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Controversial Advertisement for Tarrlytons Cigarettes
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If you don't smoke Tarrlytons... Fuck you!
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Joe's Communication with Plants and Water
Narrator: [[logic; [reason]
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on ] and ], and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.
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The Rise of Brawndo in Society
Narrator: [[water]
Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace ] virtually everywhere.
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The Unlikely Rise of Dwayne Camacho
Narrator:
Dwayne Elizondo Camacho …Five-time Ultimate Smackdown champion …Porn superstar …And president of the United States.
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Future's Deterioration in Idiocracy
Narrator: [[justice]
Joe was about to learn, that in the future, ] was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well.
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Deterioration of the English Language
Narrator:
But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.
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Court-Appointed Lawyer Announcement
Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW:
Now, since you all say you ain't got no money, we have "proprietarily" obtained for you one of them court-appointed lawyers, so put your hands together and give it up for Frito Pendejo!
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Commencing the Trial for a Verdict
Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW:
I'm fixin to commensurate this trial here. We gonna see if we can come up with a verdict up in here!
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Emotional Awareness in Difficult Times
President Camacho:
Now I understand everyone's shit is emotional right now.
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Encouragement and Incentives from President Camacho
President Camacho:
Come on, scro! Don't be a pussy! Besides, you do a kick-ass job and you get a full pardon.
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President Camacho's Proposal for a Solution
President Camacho:
Shit. I know shit's bad right now. With all that starving bullshit. And the dust storms. And we're running out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
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A Call for Calm and Compliance
President Camacho:
Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.
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A Comment on Intelligence and Appearance
President Camacho:
So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. Looks like a peanut!
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Confrontational Threat in a Comedic Context
Frito Pendejo:
I'll base your ass on my fist! In your face, ass! Shut up!
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Frito Pendejo's Confusion with Basic Math
Frito Pendejo:
What's the minus of 30 and 20?
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Desire for Power and Comfort
Frito Pendejo:
If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!
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Costco Shuttle and Time Machine Reference
Frito Pendejo:
There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.
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Character's Preference for Sexual Relationships
Frito Pendejo:
I like having sex with chicks.
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Frito Pendejo's Frustrated Dismissal
Frito Pendejo:
Go away! Batin'!
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A Simple Affection for Money
Frito Pendejo:
I like money.
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Rita's Perspective on Time and Money
Rita:
That's good, cause I charge by the hour.
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Understanding the Consequences of Ignorance
Rita: [[Einstein]
You think ] walked around thinking everyone was a bunch of dumb-shits? Now you know why he built that bomb.
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Surprise at Unpleasant Medical Condition
Rita:
Man! Upgrayedd didn't tell me they'd be putting me in no damn coffin with tubes and shit!!
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Storytelling and Character Engagement in Movies
Joe: [[book; [movie]
People wrote ]s and ]s, movies that had stories, so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting.
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A Tribute to Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho
Joe: [[shoes]
Today I step into the ] of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
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Questioning motives in a troubled world
Joe:
Do you really want to live in a world where you’re trying to blow up the one person who is trying to help you?
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Desperation for Answers in Troubling Times
Joe:
You know things are bad when they're coming to me for answers.
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Questioning Irrigation Methods in Agriculture
Joe:
They're watering crops with a sports drink?
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Request for Serious Help
Joe:
I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.
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