8 quotes
Unexpected Humor in a Flirty Exchange
Flirty Harry
I like a nice hard finish when I squeeze each load down that barrel.
Asian Lady
LIKE “POW POW POW!” IN THE SKYYY!
Flirty Harry
doesn’t really go in the sky, but… shoots kinda far.
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A Bold Approach to Confrontation
Flirty Harry
So I went in. Yeah, I went in deep, balls to the wall, but I unloaded into both of those assholes. And it felt good.
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Taking Opportunities Without Hesitation
Flirty Harry
I told you before, I am not gonna wait around for a bunch of other dicks. Not when I have an opening to take those guys from the rear.
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Unexpected Reaction to a Bold Statement
J.D.
I think my dick just gasped.
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Flirty Harry's Suggestive Comment
Flirty Harry
Easy now, I know you’re ready to blow. Let me just… push your stool in reeeal slow…
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Unintended Similarities to Gay Porn
J.D.
This is starting to resemble gay porn.
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A Bold Invitation to Change Orientation
Flirty Harry
Go ahead. Make me gay.
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Misunderstanding the Situation with Flirty Harry
Flirty Harry
Yeah. I don’t think you understand. Those boys were packing heat. I mean, as soon as I came, those assholes opened up. Yeah, opened up and started spraying everywhere.
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