An Adventure of Incredible Proportions
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An adventure of incredible proportions.
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A Hero Within Jack Putter Emerges
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Inside Jack Putter, there's a hero trying to get out.
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Concern Over Unseen Medical Issues
Tuck:
Jack, I don't wanna to alarm you, but I saw something down here. I don't know, it's probably benign...
Jack:
A tumor? You saw a tumor? How big is it?
Tuck: [[w:Candlestick Park|Candlestick Park]
Jack, you're asking the wrong guy, from my point of view it looks like it's about the size of ].
Jack:
Great, there goes my ulcer...
Tuck: [Jack burps loudly]
That's it Jack! Keep those stomach acids flowing, Jack! Okay pal, here's how I spell relief. Jack... it worked. You just digested the bad guy.
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Turbo Thruster Disabled Notification
Pod Computer Voice:
Turbo thruster one, disabled.
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Detection of Foreign Object in Esophagus
Pod Computer Voice:
Foreign object detected, approaching through esophageal passage.
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Warning About Entering the Heart
Pod Computer Voice:
Warning, approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter! Do not enter heart!
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The Value of Miniaturization Over Nuclear Power
Victor Scrimshaw:
Nuclear weapons, Jack. They mean nothing. Everybody's got them, no-one has the balls to use them. Am I right? Space, you say? Space is a flop, didn't you know that? An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. Ah, but...miniturization, Jack. That's the ticket. That's the edge that everybody's been looking for. Who will have that edge, Jack? What country will control miniturization? Frankly, I don't give a shit - I'm only in this for the money! And that's why, Jack, we've got to get that little pod out from inside of you!
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Plea for Relief from Pain
Jack Putter:
Please, I beg of you for some aspirin!
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Questioning Health in Unusual Circumstances
Jack Putter:
Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling all right?
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A Character's Claim of Possession
Jack Putter:
I'M POSSESSED!
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Finding Joy in Difficult Times
Tuck Pendleton:
When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man who can kick-back and party!
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A Plea for Perfection in Technology
Tuck Pendleton:
The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us.
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Comment on someone's mental state
Tuck Pendleton:
This guy is definitely not firing on all eight cylinders, Jack.
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Questioning Punishment and Reality
Tuck Pendleton: [''The syringe containing the miniaturized pod is being shaken around in Ozzy's pocket'']
Ozzy? Am I being punished?
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Confidence in the face of uncertainty
Tuck Pendleton:
Look Ozzy, who's nervous now ok? I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework and I can do this little job blindfolded, so everyone just calm down.
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Advanced Technology in Innerspace
Tuck Pendleton: [''Taps a light to fix it'']
State of the art.
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Unexpected Experience in Unfamiliar Surroundings
Tuck Pendleton:
I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man, I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man surrounded by strangers in a strange room!
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Embracing Perfection with Enthusiasm
Tuck Pendleton: [''slaps himself'']
How does that feel? Feels good! Now do it again! (slaps himself) The Tuck Pendleton Machine - zero defects!
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