Innerspace Quotes

Tuck Pendleton The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us.

Victor Scrimshaw Nuclear weapons, Jack. They mean nothing. Everybody's got them, no-one has the balls to use them. Am I right? Space, you say? Space is a flop, didn't you know that? An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. Ah, but...miniturization, Jack. That's the ticket. That's the edge that everybody's been looking for. Who will have that edge, Jack? What country will control miniturization? Frankly, I don't give a shit - I'm only in this for the money! And that's why, Jack, we've got to get that little pod out from inside of you!

Jack Putter Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling all right?

Tuck Pendleton When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man who can kick-back and party!

Tuck Pendleton I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man, I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man surrounded by strangers in a strange room!

Tuck Jack, I don't wanna to alarm you, but I saw something down here. I don't know, it's probably benign...

Jack A tumor? You saw a tumor? How big is it?

Tuck Jack, you're asking the wrong guy, from my point of view it looks like it's about the size of ].

Jack Great, there goes my ulcer...

Tuck That's it Jack! Keep those stomach acids flowing, Jack! Okay pal, here's how I spell relief. Jack... it worked. You just digested the bad guy.

Tuck Pendleton This guy is definitely not firing on all eight cylinders, Jack.

Jack Putter Please, I beg of you for some aspirin!

Jack Putter I'M POSSESSED!

Tuck Pendleton Ozzy? Am I being punished?

Pod Computer Voice Warning, approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter! Do not enter heart!

Tuck Pendleton How does that feel? Feels good! Now do it again! (slaps himself) The Tuck Pendleton Machine - zero defects!

Taglines Inside Jack Putter, there's a hero trying to get out.

Tuck Pendleton Look Ozzy, who's nervous now ok? I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework and I can do this little job blindfolded, so everyone just calm down.

Pod Computer Voice Foreign object detected, approaching through esophageal passage.

Tuck Pendleton State of the art.

Pod Computer Voice Turbo thruster one, disabled.

Taglines An adventure of incredible proportions.