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Inside Man Quotes

"It looked like the perfect bank robbery. But you can’t judge a crime by its cover."

R 2006 · 2h 9m
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Detective Introduction in Inside Man
Det. Keith Frazier Detective first grade Keith Fraz-ahhh.
Captain Darius Orders Protective Gear for Team
Other Characters Captain Darius: Get these guys some vests.
Questioning Intelligence in a Challenging Situation
Dalton Russell Anyone else here smarter than me?
Inspecting Shoes in a Serious Conversation
Det. Bill Mitchell Hey Keith, let me see your shoe.
Det. Keith Frazier What?
Det. Bill Mitchell Lemme see your shoe.
Det. Keith Frazier Why?
Det. Bill Mitchell Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass.
Det. Keith Frazier Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I?
[Busts out laughing]
A Bold Statement on Bank Heist Intentions
Dalton Russell My friends and I are making a very large withdrawal from this bank. Anybody gets in our way, gets a bullet in the brain.
Unexpected Consequences of Criminal Ambitions
Dalton Russell Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Det. Keith Frazier No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? It's not a Piña Colada!
[in a sing-songy voice]
Calmness in Tension
Dalton Russell Don't I sound calm to you?
Det. Keith Frazier Yes, you do.
The Art of Precision in Communication
Dalton Russell My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I told you my name, that's the who. The where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The what is easy. Recently, I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the when. As for the why, beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple: Because I can. Which leaves us only with the how. And therein, as ] would tell us, lies the rub.
[[William Shakespeare|the Bard]
Pursuit of Wealth and Its Risks
Other Characters Young Boy: Like my man ] says, get rich or die trying.
[[50 Cent|Fiddy]
Questioning the absurdity of the situation
Dalton Russell Or am I just whistling "]" out of my ass?
[[w:Dixie (song)|Dixie]
The Perfectly Planned Bank Robbery
Dalton Russell When I said that I planned the perfect bank robbery, I meant precisely that.
Consequences of Violence and Accountability
Det. Keith Frazier Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail.
Investment Advice Amidst Crisis
Madeleine White When there's blood in the streets it's time to buy. (attributed to ])
[[Baron Rothschild]
The Persistence of Lies and Evil Deeds
Dalton Russell Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away.
Veronica Questions Legal Violation Allegation
Other Characters Veronica Keepsake: You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D?
The Value of Respect as Currency
Dalton Russell Respect is the ultimate currency.
Confronting Deception in Negotiations
Det. Keith Frazier Don't bullshit the bullshitter!
Confronting Manipulation and Control
Det. Keith Frazier You planned every inch of this thing right from the start and you've got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and I'm through buying it.
Countdown to Consequences
Dalton Russell You have four seconds. Anyone still standing gets shot.
Determined to Leave on His Terms
Dalton Russell When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.
Concern for Protecting Interests
Arthur Case I need to be assured that certain interests are protected.
Negotiation Standoff and Control of Resources
Det. Keith Frazier Until I talk to them, they get nothing, not even a cup of coffee.
Frustration with Expectations and Identity
Other Characters Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my fucking turban?
Matters Beyond Your Expertise
Madeleine White Look, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade.
Transforming Problems into Solutions
Madeleine White I can change your entire program, so the sooner that you stop being my problem, and start being my solution, the better off you'll be.
Detective Frazier's Bold Declaration Against Criminals
Det. Keith Frazier Look out, bad guys! Here I come.
A Different Perspective on the Situation
Det. Keith Frazier This ain't no bank robbery.
Seeing Beyond Appearances
Det. Keith Frazier We got to sit back and look at this thing from a distance. Things are not all they appear to be.
Consequences of Poor Decisions in High-Stakes Situations
Dalton Russell Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question, because if you get it wrong, your headstone will read: "Here lies Peter Hammond, hero who valiantly attempted to prevent a brilliant bank robbery by trying to hide his cellular phone, but wound up getting shot in the fucking head.
Unlikely Conversations During Unexpected Situations
Det. Keith Frazier I wouldn't get too comfortable here.
Dalton Russell I have the cable guy coming on Wednesday.
Gratitude in Unlikely Circumstances
Det. Keith Frazier Thank you, bank robber!