A Frantic Call for Inspector Gadget
Chief Quimby, Mayor Wilson:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
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Acknowledgment of Misjudgment and Growth
G2:
Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities.
Inspector Gadget:
Well, that's very bit of you, G2.
G2:
I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...
Inspector Gadget:
Don't mention it.
G2:
Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...
Inspector Gadget:
Yes, yes, I get the picture.
G2:
Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.
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Goodnight Conversations Among Friends
Baxter:
Good night, Gadget. See you on Monday.
Inspector Gadget:
Good night, Baxter.
Penny:
Night, Baxter. Come on, Brain.
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Confrontation Between Dr. Claw and McKibble
Dr. Claw:
WHAAT??? It's Gadget again! There's only one way to deal with a pest. McKibble, run him over.
McKibble:
One order of road kill coming right up!
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Unexpected Survival in a Smoke-filled Scene
Penny: [Gadget falls onto the car's hood]
(Coughing in the smoke) Uncle Gadget? Uncle Gadget?
Inspector Gadget:
Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
G2:
They're alive!
Gadgetmobile:
They're alive! They're alive!
G2:
They're alive!
Penny:
Uncle Gadget!
Penny:
You saved my life!
Inspector Gadget:
I'm so worried about you.
G2:
Good work, Penny.
Penny:
Thanks to you, too.
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A Family's Bond in Crisis
Penny:
Uncle Gadget!
Inspector Gadget:
Penny, you okay?
Penny:
Claw is getting away.
Inspector Gadget:
That's not important right now. Penny, you are the only thing that matters to me.
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Unexpected Encounters on the Roof
Brick:
(He sees Gadget making a funny face at the telescope screen) He's on the roof!
McKibble:
On the roof?
Penny:
Uncle Gadget, help!
Dr. Claw:
McKibble! Get him off!
McKibble:
Take some of this, Gadget! (He swerves the car around but Gadget is holding on to the telescope to avoid falling off)
Dr. Claw:
Time to switch to plan B!! (He grabs Penny and puts her in something)
Inspector Gadget:
Go Go Gadget can opener...hahaha! (He cuts out a hole in the roof and glares at Dr. Claw) Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up!
Dr. Claw:
You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and it isn't you. Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance.
Inspector Gadget:
Penny? Penny?
Dr. Claw:
Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
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Pursuit and Escape in Inspector Gadget 2
Brick:
He's still after us!
Dr. Claw:
McKibble! Lose him!
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Gadget Faces Off Against Dr. Claw Again
Brick:
Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.
Dr. Claw:
Not again.
Penny:
Oh, Uncle Gadget.
Dr. Claw:
Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
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Time Stopped in a Frozen City
McKibble:
Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity
Brick:
That means thime has stopped.
McKibble:
That's what I said.
Dr. Claw:
Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
Penny:
Uncle Gadget.
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A Clash of Wits and Humor
Penny:
Claw, you'll never get away with this.
Dr. Claw:
Penny, my dear, prepare to witness a great historical moment.
Penny:
Of your demise?
Dr. Claw:
I do enjoy your sense of humor.
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Law and Order in Unlikely Situations
Inspector Gadget:
You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law.
Chief Quimby:
That's what you said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies! (A flashback shows a group of girl scouts posing for mugshots)
Inspector Gadget:
Those cookies were three days past expiration date!
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Reactivation of a Talented Detective
G2:
What happened?
Inspector Gadget:
I reactivated you.
G2:
Inspector Gadget, why you'd do that?
Inspector Gadget:
Well, I hate to see a good detective being recycled and I always have great admiration for your investigating abilities.
G2:
Inspector, are you saying you like me? (Gadget drinks some blue substance but spits it out)
Inspector Gadget:
Well, I suppose, in a man of speaking. Strictly professional.
G2:
Thank you.
Inspector Gadget:
You're welcome.
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Confrontation Among Mayor, Chief, and Villain
Mayor Wilson:
Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby!
Chief Quimby:
You'll never get away with this, Claw!
Dr. Claw:
We'll see.
Chief Quimby: [still laughing]
G2, see!
G2:
Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force.
Dr. Claw:
Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.
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Dr. Claw's Ambitious Superweapon Plan
Dr. Claw:
Now, the third item that we need... (sees a drawing of himself) Huh? "I'm so evil! Blah, blah, blah!" (flips board over) As I was saying, the third item to complete my superweapon...(taps on the chalkboard with a stick)
Brick:
I know this one. The ruby.
Dr. Claw:
Yes, but a big ruby, say, about 50,000 karats. (chuckles)
McKibble:
Your Clawsomeness, where we gonna find a rock that big?
Dr. Claw:
The Riverton Museum. The ruby will be unloaded by the Rajah of India Wednesday night at the Mayor's fundraising. We are going to stop by and do a little fundraising of our own. (laughs)
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Determination in the Face of Adversity
Penny: [Presents a bowling shoe to her uncle]
Uncle Gadget, you can't give up now. Look what I got. It's a bowling shoe. One of Claw's men drop it at the science convention.
Inspector Gadget: [surprised]
What were you doing at the science convention?
Penny:
Never mind that. We can solve it together, track down Claw and hopefully get you your job back.
Inspector Gadget: [refuses to help, as he is already fired from the police]
No. I'm through.
Penny:
Alright, I'll track down Claw myself.
Inspector Gadget: [firmly, as he refuses to allow Penny to find more evidence by herself]
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You'll stay out of this. Do you understand? This is a grown-up problem.
Penny: [begging]
Uncle Gadget, just give me a chance. One chance.
Inspector Gadget: [sincerely, since he has given up being a crime fighter]
Look, the fact is, that there's nothing you or anyone can do to help me. I'll never be a crime fighter...never again.
Penny: [She runs out of the room, crying]
You don't believe in me.
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Inspector Gadget Faces Dismissal from Chief Quimby
Inspector Gadget:
Fired? You can't fire me. I quit! (Quimby scoffs) Wait a second, I don't want to quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault. (Gadget pulls out a chip that Claw's men left on his back to prove to Chief Quimby that he has actually found evidence) Look what Baxter found on me: a circuit override chip.
Chief Quimby:
(Furious as he refuses to listen and doesn't care, since Gadget is fired) I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in toothpaste, and caused $100,000 in damages! (sternly) Turn in your badge, Gadget.
Inspector Gadget:
(shocked) Oh, but Chief, all I ever wanted to be my entire life, was a crime fighter.
Chief Quimby:
(still stern) Your badge. (Gadget pulls out his badge from his coat pocket, and slides it in front of Chief Quimby) Well, that would be all... Mr. Gadget.
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Caution About the Powerful Toilet Flush
Inspector Gadget:
Be careful in there. That toilet's got quite a flush.
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Misunderstandings in a Stakeout Situation
Chief Quimby:
(Furious) GADGET! I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout!
Inspector Gadget:
That's not entirely accurate, chief. You told me not to get within 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.
G2:
Then how did you manage to get tangle up with me inside the warehouse?
Inspector Gadget:
Well, you gave me backup at the bar, I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.
G2:
I never need backup.
Inspector Gadget:
Chief, you have to put me back on the case. The Department needs me!
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Inspector Gadget Goes Undercover at the Bar
Gadgetmobile:
Okay, here we are.
Inspector Gadget:
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Tough Guys:
(stares at Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget:
Hi, there, fellas.
Penny:
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Monkey:
(chattering)
Bartender:
(spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
Inspector Gadget:
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender:
What'll you have?
Inspector Gadget:
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender:
Milk?
Inspector Gadget:
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Penny:
Hey, Brain. This way.
McKibble:
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Brick:
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja:
Hi-ya.
Brick:
I think I see why now.
McKibble:
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender:
(gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
Inspector Gadget:
(After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender:
Anything Else I Can Get You.
Inspector Gadget:
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender:
Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
Inspector Gadget:
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender:
Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Inspector Gadget:
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender:
(grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) Why, you…
Inspector Gadget:
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
Squint:
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
McKibble:
Immediately.
Penny:
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Inspector Gadget:
(Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Gadgetmobile:
(Snoring)
McKibble:
(sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
Squint:
Let's get out of here.
Minions:
(shouting)
Brick:
We can hide in my mom's house.
Inspector Gadget:
(getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
Bartender:
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Tough Guys:
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget:
Oh, my head.
G2:
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender:
Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
G2:
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Inspector Gadget:
Wowsers, she's Good.
Monkey:
(Chattering)
Tough Guys:
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
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The Importance of Attention to Detail
Inspector Gadget:
Of course not. You're a very special kid. But there's more to being a detective than just being smart. It takes a sharp eye for every detail, every little nuance. A good detective never lets anything get past…
Penny:
Uncle Gadget, the pudding!
Inspector:
Oh, uh…
Penny:
(screams)
Inspector Gadget:
Go, go, gadget, stop beater! It's OK! Everything's fine!
Penny:
Ugh.
Inspector Gadget:
Well, it's a good thing I wore an apron.
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Observations on Gadget's Assistant's Skills
Inspector Gadget:
Well, she is very good. I noticed that she didn't say "Go, Go, Gadget.
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Minions Question Their Master’s Demands
Dr. Claw:
Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!
McKibble:
I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
Brick:
Yeah!
McKibble:
We're vicious minions, not valets.
McKibble:
One sugar, or two?
Dr. Claw:
Two.
Brick:
Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?
Dr. Claw:
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!
Dr. Claw:
When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
McKibble:
Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.
Brick:
What's the plan this time?
Dr. Claw:
Watch and see. (turns on the TV)
TV Anchor:
The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.
Dr. Claw:
(turns off the TV and crushes the remote) Not for long.
Brick:
We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!
Dr. Claw:
Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.
Brick:
How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impenetra-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.
McKibble:
Yeah. I don't see how.
Dr. Claw:
That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.
Brick:
He's got a point.
McKibble:
Yeah.
Dr. Claw:
We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M., the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.
Brick:
Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)
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A Warning about Real Crimes
Chief Quimby:
Mom's tough love. (sternly) This is your last warning, Gadget. Stick to solving real crimes.
Inspector Gadget:
Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton prison.
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Gadget's Malfunction Leads to Sticky Situation
Inspector Gadget:
I'm all messed up!
Baxter:
I'm sorry, Gadget, but I don't see what the problem is.
Inspector Gadget:
Watch. Go Go Gadget Toothbrush. (Gadget Bubble gum shoots Baxter) See? Bubble gum.
Baxter:
I see what the problem is.
Inspector Gadget:
Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?
Baxter:
You're the prototype Gadget, Gadget, misbound to have a few glitches but I'm happy to know we've been working. I'll let in a little secret. Soon, we'll be unveiling something... (top secret door closes) Soon, that'll solve all this glitches for good. Soon.
Inspector Gadget:
Wowsers. Thanks, Baxter. Well, better go check in with the chief.
Baxter:
I wouldn't bother the chief right now. I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.
Chief Quimby:
Where is he?! Gadget!
Baxter:
Ooh. Oh.
Chief Quimby:
You put my mother in jail for drag racing?
Inspector Gadget:
And driving without a license. You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law".
Chief Quimby:
This is what you also said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies! (mugshot of ranger girls in jail, taking pictures)
Inspector Gadget:
Those "cookies" were three days past expiration date!
Chief Quimby:
You are this close to being put on probation, Gadget. Now, let's get my mother out. Heaven knows what's happening to her down there with all those lowlifes.
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Inspector Gadget's Misunderstanding of Criminality
Penny:
Hey, Uncle Gadget! Hi, Brain!
Inspector Gadget:
Penny, I thought we agree to call me "Inspector" in front of the harden criminal.
Penny:
She's a harden criminal?
Inspector Gadget:
Don't be fooled by appearances, Penny. Look what I found under her purse. (shows false teeth) Probably from one of her victims. And look at this. (shows prune juice) Liquid evil.
Mrs. Quimby:
But, Inspector...
Inspector Gadget:
Save it for the judge, perp. Yeah, "but, but, but". Everybody's got a big "but".
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Stakeout Tensions Between Inspector and Gadgetmobile
Inspector Gadget:
We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile!
Gadgetmobile:
No, you're on a stakeout. I'm on a sleep-in. So keep it down, a'ight?
Inspector Gadget:
The least you could do is stay alert.
Gadgetmobile:
Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G, since we locked up Claw, all the bad guys have been too afraid to show their faces in Riverton.
Inspector Gadget:
One thing I've learned in all my years of crime fighting, Gadgetmobile, is that it's always the most quiet right before the criminals strike!
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