Divorced with Unexpected Advantages
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Divorced... with benefits.
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The Cycle of Marriage and Divorce
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First comes marriage. Then comes divorce. And then...
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Reflections on Past Choices and Regrets
Jake:
I don't regret giving it another shot.
Jane:
It probably would of worked, if you hadn't been married.
Jake:
I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't!
Jane:
I don't regret it either.
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Dining Habits and Limited Palate
Jane:
Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake:
Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.
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Defining the Nature of Their Relationship
Jane:
AW! It's official! We are having an affair!
Jake:
Why do you need to label everything?
Jane:
Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!
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Misunderstanding About Totes and Cannabis
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Unexpected Discoveries in the Guest Bathroom
Harley:
Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?
Jake:
Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone.
Harley:
Oh no, of course not. Just add it to the list.
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Unexpected Effects of One Hit
Adam:
Jane?
Jane:
Hi.
Adam:
Did you get this high from one hit?
Jane:
Yeeeaaaaaahhh!
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Apologies and the Weight of the Past
Jake:
I'm sorry.
Jane:
How far back does that "sorry" go?
Jake:
How far back do you need it to go?
Jane:
Wa-ay back.
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The Challenge of Saying Yes
Jake Adler:
Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?
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Embracing Authenticity in Relationships
Jake Adler:
And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I dig it!
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Self-Reflection on Body Image and Nicknames
Jake Adler:
And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?
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Awkward Timing with the Ex-Husband
Adam Schaffer:
Here comes your ex-husband. Uh-oh, not the best time to be feeling groovy!
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Preference for Semen in Relationships
Jane Adler:
I like a lot of semen, always have.
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Casual Inquiry About Marijuana Use
Jane Adler:
Do you poke smot?
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