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It's Complicated Quotes

"First comes marriage. Then comes divorce. And then..."

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It's Complicated
Dining Habits and Limited Palate
Jane Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.
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Casual Inquiry About Marijuana Use
Jane Adler Do you poke smot?
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Apologies and the Weight of the Past
Jake I'm sorry.
Jane How far back does that "sorry" go?
Jake How far back do you need it to go?
Jane Wa-ay back.
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Embracing Authenticity in Relationships
Jake Adler And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I dig it!
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The Challenge of Saying Yes
Jake Adler Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?
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Unexpected Effects of One Hit
Adam Jane?
Jane Hi.
Adam Did you get this high from one hit?
Jane Yeeeaaaaaahhh!
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Preference for Semen in Relationships
Jane Adler I like a lot of semen, always have.
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Defining the Nature of Their Relationship
Jane AW! It's official! We are having an affair!
Jake Why do you need to label everything?
Jane Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!
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Unexpected Discoveries in the Guest Bathroom
Harley Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?
Jake Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone.
Harley Oh no, of course not. Just add it to the list.
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Awkward Timing with the Ex-Husband
Adam Schaffer Here comes your ex-husband. Uh-oh, not the best time to be feeling groovy!
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Reflections on Past Choices and Regrets
Jake I don't regret giving it another shot.
Jane It probably would of worked, if you hadn't been married.
Jake I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't!
Jane I don't regret it either.
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Divorced with Unexpected Advantages
Taglines Divorced... with benefits.
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Misunderstanding About Totes and Cannabis
Jane Fancy a tote?
Harley Oh, no thanks. I don't smoke weed.
Jane Me neither.
[takes a drag]
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Self-Reflection on Body Image and Nicknames
Jake Adler And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?
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The Cycle of Marriage and Divorce
Taglines First comes marriage. Then comes divorce. And then...
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