30 quotes
Bam Margera's Wish Against Future Jackass Films
Bam Margera
Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". I don't even like 2!
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The Consequences of Risky Behavior
Johnny Knoxville
My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that.
[''After taking a fall'']
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Heavy Medicine Ball Challenge Awaits
Bam Margera
It's time to play a game with a bunch of these medicine balls, and they're heavy as shit!
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Anticipating a Difficult Experience
Johnny Knoxville
This is REALLY gonna suck!
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Facing an Uncertain Situation
Johnny Knoxville
I'm staring right down ] and it's not looking any good at all.
[''Preparing Steve-O for the butt chug''; [w:Main Street|Main Street]
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Request for a humorous challenge
Bam Margera
Can somebody make a dick run?
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Relief in Not Being the Main Star
Chris Pontius
I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.
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Skateboarding and Emotion: A Reflective Moment
Bam Margera
I'm crying. I'm a fucking skateboarder, I don't get shot!
[''After getting shot by riot explosive'']
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A Bold and Crude Warning
Bam Margera
You better shit piss, asswipe!
[''Before plunging Steve-O'']
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Fishing for Sharks with Steve-O as Bait
Chris Pontius
I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! It's like a dream come true!
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Embracing Pain for the Experience
Johnny Knoxville
It's gonna hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
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Exploring the Moon's View with Knoxville
Bam Margera
Knoxville is gonna see what the moon looks like!
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Distrust and Frustration Expressed by Bam Margera
Bam Margera
You fuckers are asses! I don't trust anybody!
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Confirmation of Agreement
Johnny Knoxville
Is this okay? Then we're good.
[''After getting shot by riot explosive''; ''Points to face'']
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Acknowledging Pain from a Stunt
Chris Pontius
Oh, man. That hurt to do that to you.
[''After sticking a fish hook through Steve-O's mouth'']
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Visibility and Perspective in Filmmaking
Johnny Knoxville
If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see you asshole.
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Unexpected Success in a Stunt Performance
Bam Margera
That couldn't have gone any better. I didn't know Knoxville could do back flips.
[''After the Yak Charge'']
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Unexpected Guests at the Party
Johnny Knoxville
Okay, who brought crabs to the party? One of the guys ]!
[''Laughs''; [w:Crab louse|had crabs]
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A Moment of Fun and Reflection
Chris Pontius
That was fun. Let's never do that again.
[''After completing Medicine Ball [[w:Dodgeball|Dodgeball]
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Fear and the Need for Protection
Bam Margera
I'm scared just watching him, I want a Lance helmet!
[''Johnny Knoxville is about to be launched in the air'']
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Bam Margera's Bold Presentation at Friends' House
Bam Margera
We're here at April and Phil's house and I'm gonna present them the branded dick on my butt. No let me rephrase that, DICKS!
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Unexpected Challenges at a Random Ranch
Bam Margera
] skit] Here we are at some random-ass ranch and this is the Brand. And it's gonna suck!
[''Doing [[w:Livestock branding|the gluteus cattle-branding]
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Expression of Personal Shame
Chris Pontius
I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.
[''After drinking the horse semen'']
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Bam Margera's Determination in a Tough Situation
Bam Margera
If Knoxville goes in there... I'll ].
[''Regarding the Riot Control Test''; [w:French kiss|french-kiss him]
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Johnny Knoxville's Unusual Near-Puking Experience
Johnny Knoxville
I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then.
[''While gagging after Pontius drinking horse semen'']
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The Uncertain Fate of a Rocket Launch
Johnny Knoxville
Even if the rocket doesn't blow up on me this time, there's really not a lot of great ways for it to end, anyway.
[''Just before the second attempt at "big red rocket"'']
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Observation on Gender and Urination
Johnny Knoxville
He's peeing like a girl!
[''After Steve-O does the butt chug'']
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Questioning the Comedy of Jackass Number Two
Chris Pontius
], using Steve-O as bait] Dude, isn't this movie supposed to be a comedy?
[''While fishing for [[w:shark|sharks]
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Introduction to Johnny Knoxville and Jackass
Johnny Knoxville
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
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A New Milestone for Jackass
Johnny Knoxville
]... another first for Jackass.
[[w:Anal fissure|Rectal bleeding]
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