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Green Lantern's Frustration with Team Dynamics
Green Lantern
Get him out of there. His showboating is gonna ruin the entire plan. Oh, great, now I'm Batman.
[''to Wonder Woman'']
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Confrontation Between Darkseid and Superman
Darkseid
Kryptonian, you are coming with me.
Superman
Like hell, I am!
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Cyborg Faces Computer Malfunction Challenges
Cyborg
The computer is not responding. Come on, you stupid machine, work!
Computer Voice
Network connect.
Cyborg
Yes.
Computer Voice
Insufficient energy.
Cyborg
Shit. It's programmed, but I don't have the juice to push it. I need a huge blast of power.
Shazam
Shouldn't be a problem.
Shazam
SHAZAM!
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Confrontation and Truth in Justice League
Wonder Woman
You've gathered to protest ... me?
[taken aback]
Wonder Woman
You! What is your problem with me?
Pinstriped Loudmouth
You want the truth? You swing that sword with a smile and you scare normal people. And you dress like a whore!
Wonder Woman
This is not your truth. The Lasso compels you. Now tell us your truth.
[completely unconvinced; wraps the Lasso around the man]
Pinstriped Loudmouth
I cross-dress in a Wonder Woman costume outfit. It makes me feel powerful.
Wonder Woman
Embrace your truth, my friend. My outfit makes me feel powerful too.
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Green Lantern's Defiant Declaration
Green Lantern
I'm Green Lantern, dammit!
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Exploring the Mechanics of a New Device
Batman
What's this do?
Hal Jordan
Huh?
Batman
No buttons. I assume it works off concentration.
Hal Jordan
How did you do that?
Batman
You weren't concentrating.
[''smirks'']
Green Lantern
You won't do that again.
Batman
Unless I want to.
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Reflections on Team Dynamics and Identity
Wonder Woman
I can't believe people are no longer afraid of us.
Superman
Or that they think we're a team. We're not a team. But I am please to meet some folks who get me.
Wonder Woman
Yes, it was good to walk among a pantheon again.
Superman
How do you mean?
Wonder Woman
Hades, Apollo, Hermes, Zeus... each a god in their right.
Superman
And me?
Wonder Woman
I have never met anyone like you, Superman. God or mortal.
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Confronting Doubts Among Heroes
Green Lantern
Good god, he's gonna kill us.
Batman
No, he won't. You'll bruise. But you don't kill. Do you... Clark?
Superman
You've made your point... Bruce Wayne.
[''uses his X-Ray vision on Batman'']
Green Lantern
Who the hell is "Bruce Wayne?
[''confused'']
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Heroic Banter Among Allies
Green Lantern
As I was saying, Green Lantern can do anything.
Batman
Except shut up, apparently.
Green Lantern
Wow, someone forgot to tape their True Blood tonight.
Batman
I'm not a vampire.
Green Lantern
Seriously? I thought it was the darkness and the vanishing, and the, what, super strength?
Batman
I've got none of that.
Green Lantern
Can you fly?
Batman
Yes, in a plane.
Green Lantern
Wait, are you telling me...that you're just some dude in a bat costume? Are you freaking kidding me? What, nobody asked you to prom so you now dress as a bat and prowl around your parents basement?
[Batman smirks to confirm this]
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Superheroes and the Perception of Friendship
President
These super-friends use their super-powers to protect us.
Green Lantern
Seriously? We are damn sure not friends.
[whispering]
Batman
It'd be smart to let them think we're both.
Green Lantern
Why?
Batman
It'll keep Gotham P.D. off my back, and the Air Force off yours. It'll make our jobs a whole lot easier from here on out.
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Conflict Over Leadership and Contributions
Green Lantern
Costume? This is my uniform.
Batman
Quiet.
Green Lantern
Oh, you wanna bark orders, after I did the heavy lifting and pulled everyone together?
Batman
You're referring to when you botched simple directives and Wonder Woman led the charge?
Green Lantern
Cyborg showed you a video?
Batman
He e-mailed it to me.
[smirks]
Green Lantern
I really hate you, Bats.
Batman
Rivalry helps build bonds, Jordan.
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Teamwork Amidst Individual Responsibilities
Shazam
I don't know, a team? I've got a lot of responsibilities.
Wonder Woman
As do I.
Green Lantern
Well, I have a whole universe to protect, people, so there you go.
The Flash
Come on, we can do it together.
Green Lantern
Yeah? Can you fly in space?
Superman
I can.
Green Lantern
Not my point. Look, we're not friends. We're not a team.
The Flash
I don't agree, Hal. I kind of liked being a part of something.
Green Lantern
Yeah, you would. Listen, this was just a one-time deal, okay?
Batman
And what if something should happen again?
Green Lantern
Please, what could possibly happen?
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Teamwork and Strategy Among Heroes
Cyborg
I think what Lantern is saying is that it's time for some teamwork. So let's pull it together.
Shazam
Yeah, baby, clap it up.
The Flash
What's the plan, then?
Green Lantern
Well, he blast those beams out of his eyes, right?
Wonder Woman
It's settled, then. We blind him.
Green Lantern
That's as good as a plan as any. Yeah, we follow and we stay out of sight. I'll turn on the fireworks to get his attention. Princess, you in striking distance and stab that son of a bitch in the eyes.
Wonder Woman
Like poor damned Oedipus.
Shazam
Yeah, what the hot Greek chick said.
The Flash
And the hordes of monsters raining from the sky, whadda we do about them?
Cyborg
I might be able to send them back where they came from.
Green Lantern
Good enough for me. Here we go, team - we got this!
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Fear and Necessity in Heroism
Green Lantern
They don't like us much, huh?
Batman
They're afraid of people like us.
Green Lantern
And that's somehow a good thing?
Batman
As far as I'm concerned, it's necessary.
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Introduction of the Super Seven Team
President
That said, I am very pleased to introduce you... Gee, I didn't even ask. Do you guys have a name?
[''blocks the mic and turns to the Justice League'']
Shazam
Yes, we do.
Cyborg
We do?
Shazam
That's right. You can call us the Super Seven!
Green Lantern
Please don't call us that.
Superman
The Super Seven?
Shazam
What, you don't like it?
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Conflict Among Heroes in Crisis
Green Lantern
Out of my way, Batman.
Batman
Your arm is broken, idiot.
Green Lantern
I can handle this. Move!
[creates an energized cast from his ring]
Batman
You're gonna die.
Green Lantern
Then I'll die.
Batman
What are you trying to prove?
Green Lantern
I'm not trying to prove anything, you phenomenal douchebag! Don't act like you know me. You don't. Why do you even give a damn?
Batman
I'd say I don't, but you're being reckless. And believe it or not, we're just somewhat…alike.
Green Lantern
We are nothing alike.
Batman
We're fighting alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning bolt, a cyborg and a speedster. As far as I can tell, Hal, you and I are the only normal people here.
Green Lantern
I never told you my name.
[defensive attitude fades]
Batman
Saw it on your flight suit.
Green Lantern
Y'know, despite what you said, you're pretty south of normal, spooky. You know that, right?
Bruce Wayne
My name is Bruce Wayne. When I was 10, I watched my parents get shot dead by a mugger, just like that. I've spent my life training to fight the same sort of criminals that took them from me. But this, this is different. This isn't about me.
Green Lantern
Uh, you're telling me this why?
Bruce Wayne
Because this right here? It's not about me, and it's not about you. Get out of your own way, Jordan. Focus on what's important. Everyone else. Regroup with the others.
Green Lantern
And do what exactly?
Bruce Wayne
You're loud, Jordan. They'll listen to you if you got something to say. Try to at least sound smart.
[as he picks up discarded clothes and beanie to disguise himself as a civilian to be captured; he waves his hands to catch the attention of a Parademon overhead, which swoops down and snatches him up, taking him off to Apokolips, which is what Batman wants]
Green Lantern
Bruce Wayne, huh? Bastard's crazier than me, that's damn sure.
[smiles]
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An Unexpected Meeting Among Heroes
Green Lantern
Flash, my man! Great to see you. Oh, yeah, and that's Batman.
[pitifully tries to do a secret handshake with Flash]
The Flash
Batman's real?
Green Lantern
Yeah, he's over there.
[utterly deadpan]
The Flash
Wait, what? It is a real honor to meet you, sir, Batman. Sir, Batman, sir. Ahem.
[zips over to Batman]
Green Lantern
Don't bother. Guy's a total tool.
Batman
I followed your efforts in Central City, Flash. You do tight, efficient work.
[shakes hands with Flash]
Green Lantern
Hey, Barry, you, uh, got a little something brown there, right on your nose.
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Green Lantern's Bold Plan Against Superman
Green Lantern
Here's the plan. Green Lantern kicks Superman's ass. TMZ's got the video.
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Desaad's Ambition for a New Super-Parademon
Desaad
The Parademon hives on Earth were ill-equipped to process your flesh, my prize. But here in my personal laboratory I can spice your Kryptonian genetic code to create a new form... a super-Parademon in the service of Darkseid. And once we have our champion... we will seize the other supers and break them as well. All hail Darkseid.
[''to Superman'']
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