11 quotes
Shared Expressions of Frustration and Agreement
Jake
Let me just say... Oy.
Brian
Amen to your oy.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Work Ethic Beyond Divine Expectations
Anna Reilly
I work harder than God! If he had hired me, he would have made the world by Thursday.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Understanding the Difference Between Faith and Religion
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn
The truth is, I don't really learn that much about your faith by asking questions like that... because those aren't really questions about faith, those are questions about religion. And it's very important to understand the difference between religion and faith. Because faith is not about having the right answers. Faith is a feeling. Faith is a hunch, really. It's a hunch that there is something bigger connecting it all... connecting us all together. And that feeling, that hunch, is God. And coming here tonight, on your Sunday evening... to connect with that feeling, that is an act of faith. And so all I have to do is look around the room at this packed church... to know that we're doing pretty well as a community. Even if all of you failed my pop quiz miserably.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
God's Creation and Its Beauty
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram
God was showing off when he made you.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Wish for Love and Recognition
Paulie Chopra (Indian bartender)
May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Complex Identities and Diverse Beliefs
Brian
You're a Sikh, Catholic Muslim with Jewish in-laws?
Indian Bartender
Yes. Yes. It gets very complicated. I'm reading Dianetics.
Brian
Don't blame you.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Perception and Readiness in Understanding Life
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn
Sometimes we don't see certain things until we're ready to see them in a certain way.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Believing in Love as a Choice
Taglines
If you have to believe in something, you might as well believe in love.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Sibling Relationships and Confusion Explored
Jake
I mean, she's like your sister!
Brian
Thank you for adding new depth to my confusion.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Nostalgia for a Cool Childhood Crush
Brian
Who is the coolest woman you and I have ever known, ever.
Jake
That's easy. Anna Reilly, eighth grade. No question.
Brian
You got it.
Jake
What? She called you? Anna Reilly called you?
Brian
Yeah. Totally out of the blue.
Jake
Why?
Brian
Cause she's coming to New York, uh, for work... and she wanted to get together with us. She just looked me up.
Jake
Really? Anna Reilly. What is she doing now?
Brian
She - She's, like, analyzing synergies, or synergising analogies, or, or some such thing. I couldn't follow it. She's, like, this very high-powered business - You know.
Jake
Woman?
Brian
Woman, yes. Thank you.
Jake
Wow. And you told her about us?
Brian
Yeah. She flipped, in a - in a good way. You know, I mean, she laughed for about ten minutes, but she was excited.
Jake
Man, that is so cool.
Brian
I know.
Jake
I wonder why she called you.
Brian
What do you mean?
Jake
No, I mean, she called you.
Brian
What, are you in the eighth grade still?
Jake
What? That's a legitimate question. I just - I mean, we're both listed.
Brian
Finn before Schram, okay? You're ridiculous.
Jake
That's a good point. Alphabetical.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Complicated Stories of Relationships and Betrayal
Indian Bartender
Let me guess. Your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt so she took these little ones and left you.
Brian
It's a little more complicated than that.
Indian Bartender
Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to...
Indian Bartender
Holy shit.
Brian
Exactly.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.