Young Statler's Perspective on Life
Muppet performers: [[w:Jerry Nelson|Jerry Nelson]
] - Young Statler
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Reflections on Youth and Growth
Muppet performers: [[w:Dave Goelz|Dave Goelz]
] - Young Waldorf
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Reflections on Friendship and Belonging
Muppet performers: [[w:John Kennedy (puppeteer)|John Kennedy]
] - Arnie the Alligator, Blotch, Monkey
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A Mother's Advice in Kermit's Journey
Muppet performers: [[w:Alice Dinnean|Alice Dinnean]
] - Vicki, Kermit's Mom (puppeteer), Pilgrim (puppeteer)
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A Frog's Perspective on Friendship
Muppet performers: [[w:Bill Barretta|Bill Barretta]
] - Croaker, Horace D'Fly, Roy, Turtle #2
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Reflections on Adventure and Friendship
Muppet performers: [[w:Joey Mazzarino|Joey Mazzarino]
] - Goggles, Joe the Armadillo, Turtle #1
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Reflections on Growth and Identity
Muppet performers: [[w:Steve Whitmire|Steve Whitmire]
] - Adult Kermit the Frog, Young Kermit, Jack Rabbit, Chico
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Embracing Imperfection in Life's Journey
Tagline:
His true story, warts and all.
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Frog's Generosity Sparks Humor in Dialogue
Waldorf:
It sure was nice of the frog to let us be in this movie.
Statler:
So people could see how young we look?
Waldorf:
No, so we wouldn't have to watch it!
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Young Hugo Krassman Denies Being a Froggy Pants
Young Hugo Krassman:
I'm not a froggy pants.
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A Playful Exchange Between Friends
Horace D'Fly: [muffled]
Hey, let me out, you don't know where I've been!
Kermit: [distorted]
Okay.
Horace D'Fly:
You used to be faster, Kermit.
Kermit:
Well, you used to be thinner, Horace!
Horace D'Fly:
Yeah, I really should stay off those Pu Pu platters!
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Every Scene's a Nude Scene
Goggles, Turtle #1: [reading a copy of this movie's script]
Wait a minute... EVERY scene's a nude scene!
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Misunderstanding Dissection as a Massage
Goggles, Turtle #1:
Oh... I get it! Dissection must be some kind of full body massage.
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Kermit Expresses Distaste for Pigs
Kermit:
What was that?
Pilgrim:
That was a pig!
Kermit:
I hope I never see another one of those again as long as I live.
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