14 quotes
Young Statler's Perspective on Life
Muppet performers
] - Young Statler
[[w:Jerry Nelson|Jerry Nelson]
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Reflections on Youth and Growth
Muppet performers
] - Young Waldorf
[[w:Dave Goelz|Dave Goelz]
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Young Hugo Krassman Denies Being a Froggy Pants
Young Hugo Krassman
I'm not a froggy pants.
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A Mother's Advice in Kermit's Journey
Muppet performers
] - Vicki, Kermit's Mom (puppeteer), Pilgrim (puppeteer)
[[w:Alice Dinnean|Alice Dinnean]
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A Frog's Perspective on Friendship
Muppet performers
] - Croaker, Horace D'Fly, Roy, Turtle #2
[[w:Bill Barretta|Bill Barretta]
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Misunderstanding Dissection as a Massage
Goggles, Turtle #1
Oh... I get it! Dissection must be some kind of full body massage.
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Reflections on Growth and Identity
Muppet performers
] - Adult Kermit the Frog, Young Kermit, Jack Rabbit, Chico
[[w:Steve Whitmire|Steve Whitmire]
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Kermit Expresses Distaste for Pigs
Kermit
What was that?
Pilgrim
That was a pig!
Kermit
I hope I never see another one of those again as long as I live.
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Reflections on Friendship and Belonging
Muppet performers
] - Arnie the Alligator, Blotch, Monkey
[[w:John Kennedy (puppeteer)|John Kennedy]
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Reflections on Adventure and Friendship
Muppet performers
] - Goggles, Joe the Armadillo, Turtle #1
[[w:Joey Mazzarino|Joey Mazzarino]
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Embracing Imperfection in Life's Journey
Tagline
His true story, warts and all.
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Frog's Generosity Sparks Humor in Dialogue
Waldorf
It sure was nice of the frog to let us be in this movie.
Statler
So people could see how young we look?
Waldorf
No, so we wouldn't have to watch it!
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Every Scene's a Nude Scene
Goggles, Turtle #1
Wait a minute... EVERY scene's a nude scene!
[reading a copy of this movie's script]
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A Playful Exchange Between Friends
Horace D'Fly
Hey, let me out, you don't know where I've been!
[muffled]
Kermit
Okay.
[distorted]
Horace D'Fly
You used to be faster, Kermit.
Kermit
Well, you used to be thinner, Horace!
Horace D'Fly
Yeah, I really should stay off those Pu Pu platters!
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