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Character Name Change Announcement
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth, I'll be known as...The Motherfucker!
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Colonel Stars and Stripes Initiates a Challenge
Sal Bertolinni/Colonel Stars and Stripes
Alright, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you.
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Reality vs. Fantasy in Heroism
Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass
What is wrong with you, dude?! This is not a comic book, it's real life! When you're dead, it's done! There's no sequel!
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Desire for Risk and Reward Explained
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
No. No. People WANT to win the lottery, People WANT to fuck Scarlett Johansson, No one WANTS to risk their life so some moron can walk through the projects at night.
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Hit-Girl confronts a foe with confidence
Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
Pull over, Pukeface!
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Confrontation Over a Father's Death
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
Your dad?! You blew up my dad with a bazooka!
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A Call to Action Against Adversity
Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
] assemble, asshole.
[[Avengers]
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Teenage Empowerment in Combat Situations
Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
This 15 year old girl just owned your ass.
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A Challenging Moment for Chris
Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass
What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
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Team Dynamics in Superhero Partnerships
Dave
I wanna team up, like Batman and Robin.
Mindy
Nobody wants to be Robin.
Dave
What's wrong with Robin? Weren't you like Big Daddy's Robin?
Mindy
Robin wishes he was me.
Dave
What I'm trying to say is, we should be partners. You and me, like ].
[[w:The Dynamic Duo|the Dynamic Duo]
Mindy
I'm in the ], Dave. You play pee-wee.
[[w:NFL|NFL]
Dave
So, train me. I wanna walk the walk, and you're the closest thing I know to a real superhero. Aren't you tired of being on your own? Don't you wanna know someone's there for you? Someone who's got your back?
Mindy
And you'll do anything I say?
Dave
Anything.
Mindy
Hit me.
Dave
You're a fifteen-year-old girl... What the hell?
[Mindy slaps him]
Mindy
Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.
Dave
Oh, God.
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Real Heroes vs. Punks in Suits
Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass
There’s no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass.
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Facing Fears of Maturity and Responsibility
Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
Are you afraid you're not gonna grow into your big boy's pants?
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Humorous remark about an unexpected situation
Sal Bertolinni/Colonel Stars and Stripes
Heh heh, yeah! There's a dog on your balls!
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Overconfidence in Numbers and Strategy
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
Are you really that stupid? There's two of you and a whole army of us, Do you really have such a hard-on to die?
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Aggressive Threat from The Motherfucker
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face!
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Embracing Pain as a Path to Heroism
Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
Dave, your father loved you. Just like my daddy loved me. And I know it hurts. But maybe-maybe that's the real meaning of being a superhero. It's taking that pain and turning it into something good. Something right. Remember what you told me? "This is your life. You got to live it." Now help me find some pliers. I'm gonna make this guy eat his own dick.
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Mindy's Intense Training Regimen for Dave
Dave
Mindy beat me like morning wood, every day for three weeks.
[narrating]
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Seeking Justice for a Father’s Wrongdoing
Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass
You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.
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A Vow to Destroy Kick-Ass's World
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
I'm here to end Kick-Ass--not just to kill him. I am gonna shit on everything that he loves!
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Unbreakable Bond Between Two Characters
Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass
You and me, like ] and ].
[[Batman; [Robin]
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Critique of Homophobia in Kick-Ass 2
Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
You know all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.
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Identity Beyond the Costume
Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
This isn’t a costume, it’s who you really are.
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Character expresses frustration with someone's behavior.
Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass
What an asshole.
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Building an Evil Army Announcement
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
Get the word out that I'm building an evil army.
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Endless Pursuit of Justice
Sal Bertolinni/Colonel Stars and Stripes
Justice...For...ever!
[last words, before dying]
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Wealth as a Superpower
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
My superpower is that I'm rich as shit.
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Confrontational Threat from Hit-Girl
Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
Maybe I’ll jam my foot up your snatch.
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Desire for Immortality and Revenge
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
You made this real! You started it! Now, I'm gonna finish it--I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus.
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Questioning the Purpose of a Mask
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
What's the point of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!
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Seeking Revenge for a Father's Death
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad.
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Ready for the Challenge
Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
Game on, cocksuckers!
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