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Cooties Detected in the Area
Tim
(with megaphone) Attention please!
Jim
(also with megaphone) We've detected cooties in the area!
Tim
(also with megaphone) Repeat, cooties in the area!
Jim
(also with megaphone) This can only mean one thing...
Tim and Jim
(with megaphone) Kim's got a boyfriend!
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Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama - Dialogue 5
Computer
Are you sure you wish to delete file "Hephaestus"?
Dr. Drakken
NO!
Dr. James Possible
Yes!
Computer
Dr. Possible voice-print acknowledged.
[shuts off]
Dr. Drakken
You deleted it! Are you mad?!
Dr. James Possible
No worries. Got it all up here.
[taps his forehead]
Dr. Drakken
Well, good news then! Because I have a brain-tap machine, and I'm just dying to use it!
[grins]
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A Tense Exchange Among Friends
Brick Flagg
Possible and the new guy got the funk.
Bonnie
Shut up.
Brick
Okay.
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Confrontation with the Sumo Ninja
Ron
Sumo Ninja?!
Sumo Ninja
(deep, threatening voice) I am strong like the mountain!
Ron
That is sick and wrong!
Sumo Ninja
I am your doom!
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Conflict Between Kim and Shego
Kim
You know what I really hate?
Shego
That your date melted?
Kim
Nah. You.
[kicks Shego in the face knocking her into the radio tower, causing it to crash]
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Underestimating Others' True Abilities
Drakken
You think you're all that, but you're not even close!
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Drakken's Frustration with Kim Possible's Sidekick
Drakken
Kim Possible and her sidekick...! Whose name escapes me.
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Summer Apart from Kim was Worse
Ron
You know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but do you know what was worse? Spending the whole summer away from you.
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The Contrast of Strength and Humor
Sumo Ninja
I shall be avenged!
[high squeaky voice, from getting a wedgie earlier]
Sumo Ninja
What?
Ron
Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kind of ruins your mystique.
Sumo Ninja
I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!
[same voice]
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Shego's Interest in Erik After Breakup
Shego
Hey, Erik's cute. Once you're out of the picture, maybe I'll date him.
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Misunderstanding Over Supplies in High Tension
Ron
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
Lars
I beg your pardon?!
Ron
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
Lars
No, we've got more in the back!
Ron
You took away the bendy-straws!
Lars
You, sir, have lost it!
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The Cost of a Dress
Kim
Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?
[on prom night, Kim unexpectedly has to fight a giant robot; after a near-miss from one of its weapons, she notices her scorched hem]
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Parental Concerns Over Date Night
Mrs. Dr. Possible
Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.
Dr. James Possible
Let's get a few things clear, right up front...
[stern]
Eric
Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.
Dr. James Possible
Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin on!
[surprised and pleased]
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Consequences of World Domination and Fast Food
Ron
Taking over the world is one thing... But you ruined Bueno Nacho! You're gonna pay!
Drakken
You can't be serious...
Ron
Note. Serious. Face.
Drakken
Oh please - your name escapes me - Oh, I beg of you!
Ron
Say my name! (Gets closer) Say it!
Drakken
It's... Errm... (Struggles to remember) ...Stoppable!
Ron
(satisfied) Booyah!
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Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama - Drakken
Drakken
Okay, maybe she IS all that...
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Nostalgic Reflections on Childhood Memories
Kim
Oh it was fun! When we were kids, I mean.
[looks at a picture of her and Ron as kids]
Ron
Yeah. Just the two of us.
Kim
I remember this. Ron, the happy camper.
[picks up Ron's old camp hat]
Ron
Camp Wannaweep. The worst summer of my life.
Kim
I know, I know. The ticks, the poison ivy, the toxic lake, your mother stopped accepting your phonecalls.
Ron
Yeah, all that stuff was bad KP, but you know what was worse? Spending a whole summer away from you.
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Shego's Hairdryer Observation
Shego
You know, someday, we really need to take that hairdryer from her.
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Drakken's Discovery of Kim's Weakness
Shego
Wait, wait! So you weren't making that up as you went along?
Drakken
And you questioned my research.
Shego
The slumber-parties?
Drakken
Naah! But I discovered Kim Possible's weakness. Boys, boys, boys! Who should I go to the dance with? Who's the perfect boy?
Kim
You're right, Drakken. Boys? Dating? Oh, it's hard. But this is easy!
[appearing in front of Drakken with boosted confidence]
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A Cool Yet Ominous Thought
Ron
That would be so cool if it wasn't going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!
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Cootie Alert Announcement
Ron
(grabbing either Jim or Tim's megaphone) Cootie Alert!
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Drakken's Dismissive Farewell to Kim Possible
Drakken
Farewell, Kim Possible! Farewell... what's his name again? Whatever, you know who you are!
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Teen Hero Kim Possible Saves the Day
News Reporter
And so, thanks to teen hero Kim Possible, the worldwide Diablo destruction has been disabled.
Brick
Possible shoots, she scores!
Monique
Straight up! (high fives Brick)
Bonnie
(annoyed) Excuse me!
Brick
Oh you're excused. Hey, while you're gone I'll hang with Monique.
Monique
Me like. (Bonnie growls)
Bonnie
It finally happened! She's dating that loser! Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dating! (Laughs loudly)
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Hypnotized by Big Hoops at Earring World
Monique
Is that Brick over there, flirting with the girl at Earring World?
Bonnie
He's HYPNOTIZED by her Big Hoops! (runs out of the shop accidentally triggering an alarm, with no doubt Bonnie will get caught shoplifting)
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Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama - Dialogue 16
Drakken
This is not over! It can't be over!
[camera zooms out which reveals several of Drakken's goons and Shego (alive but injured and with frazzled hair) in the van with him]
Ron
(closing door to police van) Deal with it, dude. It's over. (van leaves)
Kim
You know, Ron, we better hurry...
[gives Ron a loving look]
Ron
Hurry where?
Kim
You'll see.
[grabs Ron's hand and runs]
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Ron Faces Loss and Frustration on TV
Ron
I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! MINE! I'M LOSING EVERYTHING I EVER CARED ABOUT!
Jim Possible
Ron's on TV!
Tim Possible
And he's freaking out!
Mrs. Dr. Possible
Honey, I think the boys are right.
Dr. James Possible
Hmm, Ronald, freaking?
Dr. James Possible
Oh, so he is.
[chuckling]
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Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama - Dialogue 12
Ron
Is this heaven? KP! I thought you were down for the count!
[Kim, tied up as well, comes to]
Kim
Why couldn't I see that he was a fake?
[depressed]
Ron
Yeah, don't get much faker than a synthodrone- Augh, you kissed a synthodrone!?
Kim
I never kissed him... but I wanted to.
Ron
Okay, too much info. So, what's the plan?
Kim
Ron, I... I got nothing.
Ron
That's my line, and what's worse, that's quitter talk!
Kim
Drakken finally won. I should've stuck to babysitting.
Ron
Okay, KP, this pity fiesta is over. Drakken has not won! He played you! Now it's payback time! And, you know... There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik... guys that are real, for one thing.
Kim
You really think there's a guy out there for me?
Ron
Out there... in here...
Kim
Oh... really?
[realizing what he means]
Ron
Sure, y'know, guys like-
Rufus
Hi!
[pops out]
Ron
Rufus?
Kim
Rufus? Rufus! You can save us!
[remembering that Rufus can free the two]
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A Clash of Wits Between Rivals
Dr. James Possible
My teenage daughter is not afraid of you, why should I be... Drew?
Dr. Drakken
AH! I hate it when you call me that! I am not the man you knew in college, Possible!
Dr. James Possible
Still can't get a date though, I bet.
Dr. Drakken
RRGHH! Why is it every Possible I capture feels the need to give me lip? Doesn't anyone respect the traditional ] anymore?! Has society just gone completely to seed?!
[[w:Sherlock Holmes syndrome|captive-captor relationship]
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Intelligent Genes: A Unique Combination Explained
Kim
: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.
[about Jim & Tim, after smashing two rockets they let loose in the house]
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