Unapproved by the Olympic Committee
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The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see.
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From the Creators of "Dumb and Dumber
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From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber
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Warning Against Encountering Dangerous Individuals
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You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley.
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A Comedy Just for You
Taglines:
A comedy right up your alley.
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A Comedic Take on Bowling Culture
Taglines:
A movie with a lot of balls.
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Pressure and Tension in Bowling Competition
Ernie McCracken:
It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
Roy:
Hey. Do you mind? I wasn't talking when you were bowling.
Ernie McCracken:
Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.
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Misunderstandings in Communication and Intelligence
Roy:
Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
Claudia:
Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Roy:
Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?
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Unwanted Perfume Request at a Restaurant
1979 Waitress:
Tanqueray and Tab.
Ernie McCracken:
Keep em comin', sweets, I got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?
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Health Risks of Drinking Urine Discussed
Mike:
Can you get sick from drinking piss?
Roy:
Yeah, I think you can.
Mike:
Even if it's your own?
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Misunderstanding About the Farm Animal
Roy: [takes a drink from the bucket]
Morning! I hope you don't mind; I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. It took a little while to get her warmed up-she sure is a stubborn one!
Mr. Boorg:
We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy:
I'll brush my teeth.
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The Debate on Stimulants: Coffee vs. Cigarettes
Ishmael:
I don't drink coffee.
Roy:
Why not?
Ishmael:
Because it's a stimulant.
Roy:
What the hell do you think cigarettes are?
Ishmael:
They are?
Ishmael:
All right, make it an extra large, two sugars, lots of cream. Lots of cream.
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Debating the Dangers of Smoking
Ishmael: [On smoking]
You really should try to quit, Mr. Munson. They say it's bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
Roy:
Is that right? Who's done more research on the subject than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say it's harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.
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Bowling Skills and Family Conversations
Roy:
Yeah, sure, Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
Ishmael:
God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay.
Roy:
Yeah, well, he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a clue what it is. It's round, it has three holes, and you stick your fingers into it.
Ishmael: [He points his finger into Roy's face]
You leave Rebecca out of this, mister!
Roy:
I'm talking about bowling! Your future!
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Unexpected Effects of Good Sex
Landlady:
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!
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Comment on physical appearances in context
Ernie McCracken:
It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy.
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Gravy Train with Biscuit Wheels
Ernie McCracken:
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
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Confronting Boundaries and Respecting Personal Space
Roy Munson:
Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.
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Life's Struggles and Enduring Challenges
Roy Munson:
The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin mine.
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Confronting Insults with Defiance
Roy Munson:
Who you calling psycho?!?!
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