Kiss of the Dragon (2001) - Quotes

Liu Jian: This wasn't part of the plan.

Richard: It is now. Don't worry. It's all under control. He'll do his thing, then we'll do ours.

Liu Jian: Where's the other girl?

Richard: Prettying up in the bathroom.

Hooker: [''Riding the Chinese client on the floor''] You want to go to Heaven?

Chinese client: [''Hooker stabs the Chinese client repeatedly''] Take me to Heaven! I'm going! Yes! Yes! I'm going! No! You motherfucker! Let me up! She stabbed me! The dumb bitch stabbed me!

Richard: Stay calm. (x3)

Chinese client: I'm dying...

Richard: Stop recording. Fuck!

Liu Jian: We need to get him to the hospital.

Richard: [''He shoots the Chinese customer''] He doesn't want to go to a hospital. He want to go to heaven.

Liu Jian: [''Shocked''] Why did you kill him?

Richard: [''Chuckles derisively to goons''; ''To Liu condescendingly''] The question is; "Why did you kill him?" Thanks for the help, Johnny.

Uncle Tai: You play Mah-jongg?

Liu Jian: A little.

Uncle Tai: [[w:Mahjong|Mahjong] I love ]. Keeps the mind sharp. It's hard to find good players around here. That's why I play by myself. This way, I always win.

Liu Jian: I don't like to get bored.

Richard: Me neither, but you turn out to be VERY boring.

Richard: [''Chasing Liu inside the supply room''] Check the vent!

Thug: I think...

Richard: [''Shoots him''] Don't think!

Richard: [''Handing Isabel a matchbox car''] Here, sweetie.

Isabel: [[w:Barbie|Barbies?] Don't you have any ]

Richard: All my Barbies are working.

Jessica: I'm not your type, huh?

Liu Jian: I don't have a type.

Liu Jian: [''Richard aims gun at Isabel's head''] Wait! You're making a big mistake.

Richard: Am I?

Liu Jian: In the second it takes you to kill her, I will have all the time I need to kill you...

Jessica: [''Liu slaps Jessica sleeping on toilet''] How long did I sleep?

Liu Jian: Only a minute.

Jessica: [''Liu walks up to her with needle in hand''] No... (x3) needles.

Liu Jian: [''grabs a needle and uncuffs her''] No needles? No...

Jessica: Ow, how did you do that?

Liu Jian: Chinese magic.

Liu Jian: I am a cop.

Jessica: [[w:Santa Claus|Santa Claus] I am ].

Liu Jian: Who is Santa Claus?

Richard: What did you do to me?

Liu Jian: I put a needle in your neck.

Richard: That's it?

Liu Jian: In a certain point. Very forbidden. It's called the Kiss of the Dragon.

Richard: Kiss my ass!

Fat Hooker: [''Comes out from an apartment building after servicing a client; then shoves Jessica to the ground''; ''Jessica, completely under influence, impulsively [[w:Headbutt|head-butts] Bitch! I've gone for five minutes, and you think you can park your skinny ass in my spot? Fuck off! You want some more?! ] the hooker breaking her nose] Aah! She... She broke my nose!

Richard: Sometimes the best are also the worst. It's really sad.

Richard: There is a time for diplomacy and a time for action. Diplomacy is dead.

Uncle Tai: You know, since I've been here I've had four others like you. Strong, fast, young, they've all died, the last right in my arms. Before I go home I'd like to send one back alive.

Liu Jian: [[w:shrimp chips|shrimp chips.] I don't sell ]

Liu Jian: The blood from your whole body goes to your head... it stops there... never comes down. But soon, it will come out of your nose, your ears, and even your eyes... and then... you will die... painfully...