Transformation from Disaster to Mastery
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From Walking Disaster To Kung Fu Master.
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Gangsters Abound in Limited Time
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So Many Gangsters... So Little Time.
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A Unique Comedy Experience Awaits You
Taglines:
A New Comedy Unlike Anything You Have Seen Before.
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Career Aspirations: A Humorous Debate
Landlord: [''commenting on Sing's martial arts techniques'']
If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer.
Landlady:
A stuntman, more likely.
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Miscommunication in a tense moment
Donut: [''in English'']
What are you prepared to do?
Landlord:
We can't understand what you're saying!
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A Challenge to Learn New Techniques
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The Challenge of Becoming a Great Fighter
Barber:
Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Landlady:
Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber: [''Doing martial arts routine'']
It's obvious I'm the one!
Landlady: [''Punches him in the face, knocking him to the floor'']
Don't think so.
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Identity of Musicians vs. Perception of Killers
Axe Gang Advisor:
So that makes you the best killers in circulation, right?
Harpist #1:
In actuality, we are just a pair of street musicians.
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The Complexity of Memory and Forgetting
Bone:
Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!
Sing: [''amazed'']
I never knew you were so deep.
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Desire for Power and Unexpected Distraction
Sing: [''feelingly'']
I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be a ruthless killer!
Bone: [''looks up'']
Ice cream!
Sing:
Where?
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Sacrificing Dreams for a Greater Cause
Bone:
You gave him your life savings?
Sing:
Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance at world peace.
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Contemplating Violence in Kung Fu Hustle
Brother Sum:
Ever killed anyone?
Sing:
I've always thought about it.
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Axe Gang's Dark Proposal for the Neighborhood
Axe Gang Advisor:
Let's kill them all and make this place a brothel!
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A Confusing Situation Unfolds
The Beast:
This doesn't make any sense at all.
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The Meaning of a Title
The Beast:
It's just a title.(Referring to the name The Beast)
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Conflict of Intentions
The Beast:
Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.
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Speed Determines Success in Kung Fu
The Beast:
In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner.
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Kung Fu Skills vs. Personal Strength
Landlady:
You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
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Curiosity About Red Underwear
Landlady: [''To tailor'']
What's with the red underwear?
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Questioning Righteousness and Language Barriers
Landlady: [''Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood'']
How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!
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End of Soccer Ambitions
Sing: [''Shouting while puncturing football'']
No more soccer!
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Questioning Perceptions of Unusual Behavior
Sing: [''To ice cream vendor''; ''Runs away without paying, laughing maniacally'']
What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before?
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