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Transformation from Disaster to Mastery
Taglines
From Walking Disaster To Kung Fu Master.
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The Meaning of a Title
The Beast
It's just a title.(Referring to the name The Beast)
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End of Soccer Ambitions
Sing
No more soccer!
[''Shouting while puncturing football'']
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Desire for Power and Unexpected Distraction
Sing
I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be a ruthless killer!
[''feelingly'']
Bone
Ice cream!
[''looks up'']
Sing
Where?
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Conflict of Intentions
The Beast
Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.
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The Complexity of Memory and Forgetting
Bone
Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!
Sing
I never knew you were so deep.
[''amazed'']
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A Confusing Situation Unfolds
The Beast
This doesn't make any sense at all.
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Axe Gang's Dark Proposal for the Neighborhood
Axe Gang Advisor
Let's kill them all and make this place a brothel!
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The Challenge of Becoming a Great Fighter
Barber
Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Landlady
Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber
It's obvious I'm the one!
[''Doing martial arts routine'']
Landlady
Don't think so.
[''Punches him in the face, knocking him to the floor'']
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Kung Fu Skills vs. Personal Strength
Landlady
You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
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Curiosity About Red Underwear
Landlady
What's with the red underwear?
[''To tailor'']
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Questioning Perceptions of Unusual Behavior
Sing
What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before?
[''To ice cream vendor''; ''Runs away without paying, laughing maniacally'']
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Sacrificing Dreams for a Greater Cause
Bone
You gave him your life savings?
Sing
Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance at world peace.
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Questioning Righteousness and Language Barriers
Landlady
How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!
[''Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood'']
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A Unique Comedy Experience Awaits You
Taglines
A New Comedy Unlike Anything You Have Seen Before.
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Contemplating Violence in Kung Fu Hustle
Brother Sum
Ever killed anyone?
Sing
I've always thought about it.
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Miscommunication in a tense moment
Donut
What are you prepared to do?
[''in English'']
Landlord
We can't understand what you're saying!
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Gangsters Abound in Limited Time
Taglines
So Many Gangsters... So Little Time.
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Career Aspirations: A Humorous Debate
Landlord
If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer.
[''commenting on Sing's martial arts techniques'']
Landlady
A stuntman, more likely.
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A Challenge to Learn New Techniques
The Beast
What is the name of your technique?
Sing
Do you want to learn? I will teach you.
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Speed Determines Success in Kung Fu
The Beast
In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner.
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Identity of Musicians vs. Perception of Killers
Axe Gang Advisor
So that makes you the best killers in circulation, right?
Harpist #1
In actuality, we are just a pair of street musicians.
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