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Size Doesn't Define a Warrior's Worth
Commander Vachir
Hey, tough guy, did you hear? Oogway's finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll and it's not gonna be you.
[to Tai Lung]
Mantis
Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean, look at me. I'm over here.
[while putting Po under acupuncture]
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Tai Lung's Challenge to Po
Tai Lung
So that is his name. Po. Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
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Po's Tough Love for the Dragon Warrior
Po the Panda
You will never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth! What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I've never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe some day, you will have ears like mine.
[impersonating Master Shifu]
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Po's Observation on the Furious Five
Po the Panda
The Furious Five! You're (all) so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're bout the same.
[meeting the Furious Five for the first time up close in person as they give him curious expressions]
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Introduction of the Furious Five
Shifu
Citizens of the Valley of Peace, it's my great honor to present you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey and Mantis! The Furious Five!
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No Accidents in Destiny's Path
Shifu
Master Oogway, wait! That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her! That was just an accident!
Oogway
There are no accidents.
[walks off]
Tigress
Forgive us, Master. We've failed you.
Shifu
No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I will have failed you.
[holds up his hand]
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Shifu Requests Silence During Training Session
Shifu
Would whoever is making that flapping sound, quiet down?!
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A Vision of Tai Lung's Return
Oogway
I have had a vision: Tai Lung will return.
[to Shifu]
Shifu
That is impossible! He is in prison!
[imagines Tai Lung, in 2-D, breaking free]
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A Disappointing Day and Need for Rest
Po
Oh, hey. Hi, you're, uh...you're up.
Crane
Am now.
Po
I was just...Some day, huh? That Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps sore?
Crane
Uh...I've had a long and rather disappointing day. So, yeah. I should probably get to sleep now.
[looks at his arms awkwardly]
Po
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Crane
OK, thanks.
Po
It's just-Man, I'm such a big fan! You guys were totally amazing at the Battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbered 1001, but you didn't stop. And you just- Oh, sorry about that.
[tries Kung Fu, only to accidentally kick a hole in the wall, leading to Monkey's room; Po peaks into the hole to see Monkey, who is now glaring at him]
Crane
Uh, look, you don't belong here.
Po
I know. I know. You're right. I don't have-I just-my whole life, I've dreamed of-
[sighs in disappointment]
Crane
No, no, no. I meant you don't belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.
[softly taps his bed with his foot]
Po
Okay. Right, right. So, yeah, you wanna get to sleep and I'm keeping you up. We get big things tomorrow. All right. You are awesome. Last thing I wanna say. Bye-bye.
[leaves, but remains outside the door]
Crane
.
[sighs in annoyance]
Po
What was that?
[peeks his head in]
Crane
I didn't say anything.
Po
Okay. All right. Good night. Sleep well. Seemed a bit awkward. Master Tigress. Didn't mean to wake you. Just, uh-
[closes the door and Crane puts his foot on his head; tries to get to his room despite the creaking noise; Tigress opens her doors annoyed]
Tigress
You don't belong here.
Po
Uh, yeah, yeah, of course. This is your room.
Tigress
I mean, you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to Kung Fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.
[slams her doors closed]
Po
Big fan.
[weakly]
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Fate of the Dragon Warrior Contested
Shifu
You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior! That was not my fault!
[facing Tai Lung]
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Po's Enthusiasm for Kung Fu
Po the Panda
I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu....oooooooo.... oof.
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Tai Lung's Reaction to the Scroll's Power
Tai Lung
The scroll has given him power! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[sees Po climbing to the Dragon Scroll]
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Debate on the Dragon Warrior's Fate
Mantis
There's no words.
Crane
No denying that.
Viper
I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed.
Crane
He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior - fell out of the sky in a ball of fire!
[mocking Po's lack of skills; sarcastically]
Mantis
When he walks, the very ground shakes.
Tigress
One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane
Yeah, or could be at least touch his toes.
Monkey
Or even see his toes.
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Misunderstandings at the Sacred Peach Tree
Oogway
I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.
[walks up to him]
Po
Oh, is that what this is? I am so sorry! I thought it was just a regular peach tree.
[turns around, holding a bunch of peaches in his arms and mouth]
Oogway
I understand. You eat when you are upset.
Po
Upset? I'm not upset. Why - What makes you think I'm upset?
[spits out the peaches]
Oogway
So, why are you upset?
Po
I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu, in the history of China, in the history of sucking.
[sighs]
Oogway
Probably.
Po
And the Five! Man, you should have seen them! They totally hate me.
Oogway
Totally.
Po
How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean, I'm not like the Five. I've got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even Mantis has those...thingies. Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
[sighs]
Oogway
Quit, don't quit. Noodles, no noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why it is called the present.
[pauses; taps the peach tree with his staff, making a peach fall into Po's hand, and leaves]
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Expectations of Acupuncture and Its Effects
Po the Panda
I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better.
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The Danger of the Sword of Heroes
Po the Panda
The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking - Ow!
[looking at the Sword of Heroes while looking around in the Sacred Hall of Warriors]
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Chaos Erupts at Chorh-Gom Prison
Vachir
OH, NO!
Zeng
What's happening?!
[looks down at the scene below, and gasps in horror upon seeing Tai Lung trying to break himself free from his restraints]
Chorh-Gom Prison Guards
To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go!
Vachir
Fire, crossbows!
Crossbow Guard 1
Fire!
[fires an arrow at Tai-Lung]
Crossbow Guard 2
Fire!
[fires at Tai Lung, only for the snow leopard to not only dodge it, but also makes it break off the restraint on his right hand]
Zeng
Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu!
[goes to warn Shifu]
Vachir
You're not going anywhere, neither is he!
[grabs Zeng by the neck]
Zeng
Let go of me!
Vachir
Bring it up!
[to the guards]
Guard
Wait! Bring it back!
Zeng
He's coming this way!
[scared]
Vachir
He won't get far. Archers!
Zeng
We're dead. So very, very dead.
Vachir
Not yet, we're not. Now!
[laughs; to another guard]
Zeng
Can we run now?
[terrified]
Vachir
Yes.
[terrified]
Tai Lung
I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.
[sighs and rubs Zeng's forehead; Zeng nods and Tai Lung releases him. Zeng then flies back to the Jade Palace]
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The Search for the Dragon Warrior
Shifu
But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become...the Dragon Warrior?
Oogway
I don't know.
[shrugs]
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The Wuxi Finger Hold Explained
Po
The Wuxi Finger Hold! Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!
[as Shifu pinches his finger and lifts up his pinky]
Shifu
Oh, you know this hold?
Po
Developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty. Yes!
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Master Shifu's Training Feedback and Oogway's Request
Shifu
Well done, students...if you were trying to disappoint me. Tigress, you need more ferocity! Monkey, greater speed! Crane, height! Viper, subtlety! Mantis...!
[to the Furious Five; points his flute at the Five, all bowing respectfully as he mentions their name]
Zeng
Master Shifu.
Shifu
What?!
[points his flute at Zeng]
Zeng
It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.
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The Search for the Dragon Warrior
Po
Oh. What's going on? Where? What are you pointing...? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.
[dazed from falling; sees Oogway pointing his finger at him]
Oogway
How interesting.
Tigress
Master, are you pointing at me?
Oogway
Him.
Po
Who?
[moves around as Oogway's finger follows him, still pointing at him]
Oogway
You.
Po
Me?
Oogway
The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
[lifts Po's arm up with his staff]
Po
What?
[confused]
Furious Five
What?!
[flabbergasted]
Shifu
What?!
[shocked]
Mr. Ping
WHAT?!
[enters]
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Dumplings as a solution to challenges
Po the Panda
Dumpling is the only way to sort out problems.
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Knowledge has limits, even in mastery.
Tai Lung
Shifu taught you well. But he didn't teach you everything.
[strikes Monkey with his nerve strike, paralyzing him]
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Legendary Warrior and Hilarious Combat Encounter
Po
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung-fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.
[narrating; gets confronted by a group of criminals]
Bull criminal
I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew...ON MY FIST!
[slams his fist on the table]
Po
The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed... ...and then he spoke. Enough talk, let's fight! SHA-BAA-BOOOEEEE! He was so deadly, in fact, his enemies would go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness!
[narrating; does so; spoken; kicks the criminals away; narrating]
Leopard Criminal
MY EYES!
Crocodile Criminal
HE'S TOO AWESOME!
Female Bunny
And attractive.
Male Bunny
How can we repay you?
Po
There's no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness. KABLOOEYY! It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity. KIAI! NEVER BEFORE had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, THE FURIOUS FIVE. Bowed in respect to this great master.
[the female bunny giggles; the roof explodes and the warrior with a cloud of ninjas erupts into the sky. Like a tornado, the warrior twists and kicks them away rapidly; narrating; spoken; narrating]
Monkey
We should hang out.
Po
Agreed. But hanging out would have to wait. Because when you're facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain, there's only one thing that matters, and that's...
[narrating]
Mr. Ping
Po! Get up! You'll be late for work!
[as Monkey; as Tigress]
Po
Huh?
[falls out of his dream, lands on the floor in his room and wakes up in 3D-style animation]
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Acupuncture Misunderstandings Among Kung Fu Friends
Po
Aaaoo...whoohoo...EEEee...hee- hee... OW! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better?!
Mantis
Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this…
Po
Meat?
Mantis
Fur. I was going to say fur.
Po
more or less.
Mantis
Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean... look at me. I'm over here.
[jabs an acupuncture needle in Po]
Po
Ah-HAH!
Viper
Maybe you should take a look at this again
[Po he screams in pain]
Mantis
Oh, okay.
Po
Ow! Stop! Please!
Po
I know Master Shifu's trying to inspire me and all, but if I didn't know any better, I'd say he was trying to get rid of me.
[chuckles awkwardly]
Mantis
I know he can seem kind of heartless... but he wasn't always like that.
[unpause; jabs another acupuncture needle in Po]
Viper
According to legend, there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile.
Po
No.
Mantis
Yes.
Viper
But that was before.
Po
Before what?
Tigress
Before Tai Lung.
[enters]
Crane
Uh, yeah, we're not really supposed to talk about him.
[from his room]
Tigress
Well, if he's going to stay here, he should know.
Po
Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung. He was a student. The first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu. And then he turned bad, and now he's in jail.
[nervously as Tigress stares piercingly at him]
Tigress
He wasn't just a student. Shifu found him as a cub...and he raised him as his son. And when the boy showed talent in kung fu...Shifu trained him. He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness. It was never enough for Tai Lung. He wanted the Dragon Scroll, but Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused. Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to the valley. He tried to take the scroll by force. And Shifu had to destroy what he had created. But how could he? Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before. Or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right, to train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat panda who treats it like a joke.
[flashback begins to a younger Shifu stepping out of the training hall courtyard and finds baby Tai Lung, wrapped in cloth; voiceover; Tai Lung rampages; Tai Lung crashes through the doors into the Hall of Warriors; Shifu leaps at Tai Lung to give him a kick, but remembers him as a baby at the last second; Tai Lung strikes Shifu and he crashes to the ground with a broken leg, then leaps for the Dragon Scroll, but Oogway intercepts and strikes his pressure points, making him fall to the ground in a heap; Shifu stares in sadness and disbelief, then crawls over to Tai Lung, but is unable to touch him; cut to the younger Tigress training kung fu, only for Shifu to lift her head with his stick and walks off, causing her to frown; back to the present; everyone is quietest]
Po
DOIEEEEEE--!
[suddenly makes a weird sound and a face and freezes]
Tigress
OH, THAT IS IT!!
[enraged; raises her paw, intending to strike Po]
Mantis
WAIT! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! And I think I also stopped his heart.
[Stops Tigress; Po falls over and reveals hundreds of acupuncture needles in his back and one on his neck; taps Po twice with no response. Cut into the training hall. At the temple]
Shifu
Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner - Inner - Inner peace. Would who ever is makin that flappin sound quiet down?! Inner pe- Ah, Zeng. Excellent. I hear you have good news.
[trying to meditate; the flapping sound disturbs him; the flapping sound continues; the flapping stops; Zeng suddenly crashes down with a honk; turns around; looking relieved]
Zeng
Uh...
[becomes nervous with a pauses, then speaks up; Cuts to the peach tree]
Shifu
Master! Master!
[running up to the peach tree to meet with Oogway]
Oogway
Hmm?
Shifu
I have...it's very bad news.
[panting]
Oogway
Aah, Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad.
Shifu
Master, your vision! Your vision was right! Tai Lung has broken out of prison, and he's on his way!
Oogway
That is bad news. If you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.
[looks shocked]
Shifu
The panda? Master, that panda is not the Dragon Warrior. He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident!
Oogway
There are no accidents.
Shifu
Yes, I know. You've said that already...Twice.
[sighs]
Oogway
Well, that was no accident either.
Shifu
Thrice.
Oogway
My friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours, until you let go of the illusion of control.
Shifu
Illusion?
Oogway
Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before it's time.
[gestures to the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom]
Shifu
But there are things we can control. I can control when the fruit will fall. And I can control... Where to plant the seed. That is no illusion, Master.
[kicks the tree causing several peaches to fall; one hits him on the head and he grumbles; tosses the peach in the air and chops it in half; punches a hole in the ground and catches the seed; throws the seed into the hole]
Oogway
Ah, yes, but no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Shifu
But a peach can't defeat Tai Lung!
Oogway
Maybe it can... ...If you are willing to guide it, to nurture it. To believe in it.
[covers the seed in dirt]
Shifu
But how? How? I need your help, master.
Oogway
No, you just need to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise me you will believe.
Shifu
I...I will try.
Oogway
Good. My time has come. You must continue your journey without me.
[sees petals floating around him; hands Shifu his staff]
Shifu
What?...What are you...? Master, you can't leave me!
[Oogway backs into the swirling petals]
Oogway
You must believe.
[last words as he starts to vanish]
Shifu
Master!
[Oogway disappears, and Shifu stares sadly after him, cut in to the Po's cooking tonight]
Po
So, I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Hajin Province, but you're a lousy tipper!
[making dinner for The Furious Five]
Crane
Really, so how'd you get out of there alive?
Po
I mean, I didn't actually say that, but I thought it...in...in my mind. If he could read my mind, he would've been like "What?". Order up! Hope you like it.
[passes out bowls of soup to four of the Five; watches patiently]
Mantis
This is really good!
Po
Nah, c'mon, you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient.
[sitting down]
Viper
What are you talking about? This is amazing!
Crane
Wow, you're a really good cook!
Mantis
I wish my mouth was bigger!
Monkey
Tigress, you've got to try this.
Tigress
Hmmm. It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing, but the dew of a single Ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
[picking up a cube of tofu with her chopsticks, the only one of the five without noodles]
Po
I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. I'm gonna need a lot more than dew, and...uh, universe juice. What?
[chuckles; slurps his noodles, with one hanging over his nose like mustache; Mantis snickers]
Mantis
Oh, nothing..."Master Shifu".
Po
You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!" "What is that noise you're making, laughter? I have never heard of it! Work hard, Panda, and maybe someday, you will have ears like mine." Ears. It's not working for ya? I thought they're pretty good.
[gets an idea, and starts impersonating Master Shifu; the Five, except Tigress, laughs; brings two bowls up to his head to mimic ears; the Five laugh, then immediately stop, with shocked expressions, to see the real Shifu, with Oogway's staff, standing in the doorway]
Monkey
It's Shifu!
[whispering]
Po
Of course it's Shifu. Who do you think I'm doing? Oh, Master Shifu! Uh...
[the Five stare at Po shockingly; Monkey points at the door. Po looks and sees Shifu; slurps the noodle and presses the bowls to his chest like he has pecs]
Shifu
You think this is funny?! Tai Lung has escaped from prison, and you're acting like children!
[annoyed]
Po
What?
Shifu
He is coming for the Dragon Scroll! And you are the only one who can stop him!
[to Po]
Po
And here I am saying you got no sense of humor! I'm gonna...stop Tai Lung. What, you're serious, and I have to...? Uh, Master Oogway will stop him. He did it before, he'll do it again.
[as the bowls fall to the floor, then laughs; Shifu looks at him deadly serious; realizing]
Shifu
Oogway cannot! Not anymore. Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.
[his face softens and he stares sadly at his master's staff; the Five gasp in shock, realizing Oogway is gone]
Tigress
The panda?
Shifu
Yes, the panda!
Tigress
Master, please! Let us stop Tai Lung. This is what you've trained us for!
[pushes her chair out]
Shifu
No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his! Where'd he go?! You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits!
[points at Po, but finds him gone; Po is seen running away, screaming in panic, realizing he has to fight Tai Lung; stops him from leaving when he reaches the stairs]
Po
Watch me! Come on! How am I supposed to defeat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs.
[tries to run past Shifu, but was pushed away]
Shifu
You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior!
[pokes Po in the stomach]
Po
Ow! You don't believe that! You never believed that! From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me!
[Shifu swings his arm around; tries to run past Shifu, but gets pushed away again]
Shifu
Yes, I was! But now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine.
Po
You're not my master. And I'm not the Dragon Warrior.
[shoves the staff away from his face]
Shifu
Then why didn't you quit?! You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed.
Po
Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled. It hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me. I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me... could make me... not me, it was you, the greatest kung fu teacher in all of China!
[stands up; Pauses. Shifu is in a stunned silence]
Shifu
But I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior, and I will!
Po
Oh, come on! Tai Lung is on his way here right now, and even if it takes him 100 years to get here, how are you gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior?! Huh? How?! How?! HOW?!
[Shifu is speechless]
Shifu
I don't know! I don't know.
[snaps and yells in frustration; calms down a bit, then he sighs deeply, realizing what he means]
Po
That's what I thought.
[sadness]
Tigress
This is what you trained me for.
[to herself while looking back; runs off to stop Tai Lung]
Viper
Tigress!
Tigress
Don't try and stop me!
Viper
We're not trying to stop you!
Tigress
What?
[confused]
Viper
We're coming with you!
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Shifu orders increased security for Tai Lung
Shifu
Zeng! Fly to Chorh-Gom Prison and tell them to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything! Tai Lung does not leave that prison!
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Shifu Asserts His Vitality and Determination
Shifu
I'm not dying, you idiot!
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Training Continues Amid Uncertainty of the Dragon Warrior
Viper
What do we do now, Master, with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior?
Shifu
All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time, the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. What are you doing here?!
[opens the training courtyard doors, only to find himself face-to-face with Po, spreading out his legs wide apart on two training horses]
Po
Hi! Good morning, Master! I just thought I'd warm up a little.
[sees Shifu and the Five staring at him]
Shifu
You're stuck.
Po
Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck? Nah. This is one of my...Yeah, I'm stuck.
Shifu
Help him.
[to Crane]
Crane
Oh, dear. Maybe on three. One, two--
[walks to Po; flaps his wings, while pulling him up and Po flops onto his back.]
Po
Thank you.
[gets up]
Crane
Don't mention it.
Po
No really, I appreci—
Crane
Ever.
Shifu
You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night? It takes years to develop one's flexibility, and years longer to apply it in combat.
[flings two boards into the air; snaps his fingers, Tigress leaps up]
Shifu
Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.
Po
Yeah, excellent!
[chucks the broken chunk]
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Morning Awakening in the Training Hall
Furious Five
Good morning, Master!
[wake up to meet Shifu]
Shifu
Panda?! Panda! Wake up! He's quit.
[notices that Po is not coming out; opens the doors, realizes that he's not in his room, nor that he first enters his own room; chuckles]
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Finding the Right Level in Training
Po
Uh, yeah. It's just...maybe we can find something more suited to my level...
Shifu
And what level is that?
Po
Well, you know, I'm not a master, but, uh, Let's just start at 0. Level 0.
Shifu
Oh, no. There is no such thing as Level 0.
Po
Hey! Maybe I can start on that!
[spotted the training dummy]
Shifu
That? We use that for training children, and for propping the door open when it's hot. But, if you insist...
Po
Whoa! The Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.
[sees and meets the Furious Five up close for the first time, watching him with curious expressions]
Shifu
Go ahead, Panda. Show us what you can do.
Po
Uh, are they gonna watch, or should I just wait until they get back to work or somethin'?
[hesitates; uneasily]
Shifu
Hit it.
Po
Yeah, well, I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my Kung Fu may not be as good as... later on.
[stalling]
Shifu
Just hit it.
Po
Uh, OK. What'cha got? You got nothing, cause I got it right here. You pickin on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder, I'm comin at you with the crazy feet. What'cha gonna do about crazy feet? Come on. I'm a blur, I'm a blur. You've never seen bear style, you've only seen praying mantis. Or monkey-style. Or snickety-snake-alike?
[looks over at the training dummy; quickly shuffles his feet; starts chattering like a monkey. Monkey raises an eyebrow]
Shifu
Would you hit it?!
[angrily]
Po
Alright.
[stops, annoyed; gives the dummy a little tap with his fist, making it lean back]
Shifu
Why don't you try again? A little harder.
Po
Ha! How's that? Oh, that hurts!
[punches the dummy, sending it hurtling backwards; the dummy swings back, knocking his tooth out and sending him flying into the training hall's obstacle course. The Furious 5 starts forward, but Shifu holds up his hand to stop them. Po accidentally does a split on the moving ropes; a spiked pendulum swings towards him and hits him square in the face, knocking him into Crane's tilting bowl, hitting his head several times]
Shifu
This'll be easier than I thought.
[very amused]
Po
Feeling a little nauseous. Ow! Oh, those are hard! Ooh-hoo-hoo! OOH! My tenders! Uh-oh. How did I do?
[spills out of the tilting bowl, and wanders to the moving arm guard section; pushes one arm, starting a chain reaction that causes him to get hit repeatedly in the face, belly, legs, arms...; ...then his crotch; drops to knees, rises and covers his crotch; in pain, he rests one hand on a moving arm, starting the whole chain reaction over again, and smacking him into the fire floor area; cut back to Shifu and the Furious 5 who wince and look away as we hear fire burning and Po screaming. He slumps over next to Shifu, burnt, charred, and weakly]
Shifu
There is now...a Level 0.
[chuckles; snuffs out a flame on top of Po's head]
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A Question of Po's Actions
Mr. Ping
Po, what are you doing up there?
Po
Uh, nothing.
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