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Champion's Call to Action
Antarian Hologram
Greetings, O Champion. The Antarian Federation bestows upon you this Suit of Power. A great battle awaits you. The fate of your world lies in your hands. Our enemy is powerful, but a true champion will prevail. Prepare yourself. And good luck, Champion of Earth. Conflict is coming.
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Miscommunication During a Tactical Situation
Soldier
Did we take him out?
Officer Vandenbloom
No, I think he just fainted.
Soldier
Take him out again.
[pause]
Officer Vandenbloom
Take him out again!
[to other soldiers]
Soldier 2
Stop resisting!
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Science Enthusiasm and Social Media Awareness
Disheveled Scientist
Man, I freakin love science!
Officer Vendenbloom
You guys are trending, by the way. Can I friend you? If that's a... no. I'll be on the other side of the window... if you need me.
[Zach: What? Nice.]
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Humorous Exchange Between Characters
Hagan
You're lucky I'm not taking you in, kid. You should be arrested.
Zach
Your face should be arrested. Cause your face is a whore!
Zach
Ahh!
Hagan
You should really buckle up back there. I'd hate to have to give you a ticket for it.
Zach
Wait, I know you. You're that guy that blew the championship game like 800 years ago! What does everyone call you? Has-Been Halfback? No, it's Half-Ass Hagan!
Zach
Seriously, dude, that hurts! Wait, Hagan? Mindy's name-.
Hagan
That's right. Mindy is my daughter.
Zach
Oh, that's why you're trippin on me. Look, dude I get it. You don't like the idea of someone dating your daughter.
Hagan
You know, kid, I raised my daughter to be a strong, independent woman, who's capable of making her own decisions. That being said, as her father, sometimes I disagree with those decisions.
Zach
Look, don't worry about it. Mindy and I are just friends. I mean, I haven't even banged her yet.
Zach
Ahh! God!
Hagan
I should really get the brakes checked in this car.
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Miscommunication Among Friends in a Comedy Scene
Hagan
Hey! You're going the wrong way.
[notices who it is]
Woody
Sorry, Sheriff.
[With a thick hillbilly accent]
Herman
He ain't a Sheriff, Woody. He's a half-ass.
Woody
Bye, Sheriff Half-Ass!
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Tension Builds Over Firework Decision
Herman
High-pressure moment. Whatcha gonna do, Hagan?
Hagan
Herman?
Herman
Oooh, this is gonna be a big one,
[Prepares to light the firework with a blowtorch.]
Hagan
Do not light that firework.
Zach
Do it! Light that bastard!
Hagan
Alright, one more word out of you, and I'll-.
Zach
What, you're gonna double-arrest me? Ha-ha-ha!
Hagan
Herman!
[clearly annoyed]
Woody
Uh... Officer Hagan?
Hagan
Not now, Woody! Herman! Do. Not. Light. That.
Herman
Oops. Too slow. Just like always.
Hagan
That's it! Come- What is that?
[reaching for his cuffs; suddenly notices the same light]
Herman
Yeah, you think I'm gonna fall for-. Oh.
[also notices]
Hagan
Oh, shit!
Hagan
That is your fault! You did the one thing I told you not to do!
[to Herman]
Herman
I shot E.T.! I killed E.T.! I didn't mean to do it!
Zach
Guys, guys, guys! Help! Help! Hagan, I promise I won't try to bang your daughter! Third base, tops!
Colonel Emory
What in God's name was that?
Hagan
What the hell was that?!
Herman
That was... Woody's fault.
Woody
My bad.
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Mankind's Darkest Hour Requires Our Best Team
Taglines
Mankind's Darkest Hour Needs Our Brightest Team.
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Conflict Over Property and Authority
Herman
Well, well, look who it is. Woody, prep another one.
Hagan
Stay where you are, Woody.
Herman
No, Woody, prep another one. Look here, Officer. This here is private property.
[stands]
Hagan
Yeah, you only get to say that when it's your private property, Herman. Besides, you're breaking the law!
Herman
Since when is blowing shit up against the law?
Hagan
Since they invented laws!
Herman
Oh, yeah? What do they say about this? Add littering to my list of offenses.
[throws beer can at Hagan, who ducks and the can hits his car.]
Hagan
Look, you can either give me the fireworks, or you can spend the night in a drunk tank. And that goes for you too, Woody!
Woody
I done that before! Someone threw a ball and I fell in a tub of water.
Hagan
No, that's a dunk tank, Woody. The drunk tank is jail.
[confused]
Woody
Oh, I don't wanna do that.
Herman
You want the fireworks? Fine. I'll give you a firework.
Woody
Ooh. The Mama Gigante.
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