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Understanding Family Dynamics in Lilo & Stitch
Jumba
Who is Mai-mai and Pai-pai?
Lilo
That's Mama and Papa's room!
[bursting in]
Jumba
Oh! That makes a lot more sense.
[blasts the door with his blaster and smirks evilly]
Lilo
Stop it, or else!
[threateningly]
Jumba
Or else what? What are you gonna do?
[walks closer to her]
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The Joy of Island Life
Lilo
Don't you just love living on an island with no big cities? Nothing by miles and miles.... of water?
[626 screams in frustration while grabbing at his eyelids]
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The Importance of Second Chances
Jumba
Look, look, look, look! I had a pretty bad *Ohana* growing up. That's not an excuse. I just don't give it a little context.
Lilo
A hui hou, hairy potato.
[smirks; waves; activities Jumba's human camouflage device]
Jumba
Okay, okay, okay. And I can't propose that sometimes we need second chances. And that's just when I-- Wait, no!
[gets ejected, due to him turning into his human form, and is sent flying into the deep ocean below, screaming]
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Lilo expresses her desire to make a wish
Lilo
Oh, my gosh. I have to make a wish.
[seeing a shooting star falling from the night sky from the window]
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Searching for Lilo's whereabouts
David
Lilo?
Nani
Lilo?! Lilo?!
David
They're not here.
Nani
I'm gonna check the back.
Tūtū
What happened?! Where's Lilo?!
[showing up]
Nani
I don't know. She's not here.
Pleakley
Actually, she's on the ship heading toward...
[emerging from the broken wood; Nani, David and Tūtū scream at him; screams as well]
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Monstrous Yet Adorable: A Contradiction Explained
Jumba
Why don't you just admit that your little friend is a dangerous, freakish monster?!
[to Lilo; frustrated about her caring for Stitch]
Stitch
Also cute and fluffy!
[as Lilo presses the correct button, freeing him]
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Genetic Experimentation and Its Consequences
Grand Councilwoman
We have apprehended a dangerous threat in one of our very own labs. Quiet! We believe that this… this… monstrosity… is the product of illegal genetic experimentation.
[first lines; the alien council gasps in horror; Experiment 626, a blue koala-like alien with four arms, two antennas on his head, three spikes on his back, and wearing a red jumpsuit, reveals himself in the canister as he wakes up]
Robot
What deranged lunatic would create something like this?
Jumba
I prefer "deranged genius," but thank you for the introduction.
[brought in by two intergalactic soldiers, handcuffed; clears throat]
Grand Councilwoman
Dr. Jumba Jookiba, you were tasked with safely studying biological threats, not creating them.
Jumba
A threat? Experiment 626 is our Federation's most sophisticated weapon. 626 is unstoppable… indestructible… smarter than 100 super computers!
[626 is seen breaking out of the canister with incredible strength; we see 626 getting zap by laser ...more like tickling him since he is fireproof and bulletproof]
626
Tooba. (translation: "Checkmate.")
[now seen playing a game of chess with him]
Jumba
Gah, I don't wanna play anymore!!!
[frustrated, while knocking away the chess pieces]
Alien Council Members
It's an atrocity! Destroy it! I can't even look at him! He should be exiled.
Grand Councilwoman
Silence! He did not ask to be created. Perhaps, if he is so intelligent, he has the capacity to reason. Experiment 626, show us that there is something inside you that is good.
[a microphone appears in the canister before 626]
626
Meega nala kweesta! (translation: "I want to destroy!")
[climbs down, walks up to the microphone like a shy child and clears his throat, everyone waits, Jumba glances at his creation and the court anxiously...after a moment of silence; speaks into the microphone; The whole alien council gasps in shock as he cackles wickedly]
Grand Councilwoman
So naughty!
Robot
Throwing up. Throwing up.
[while barfing out bolts and screws]
Jumba
I did not teach him that.
[embarrassed]
Grand Councilwoman
You have made our decision easy. He is clearly the flawed product of a deranged mind. Dr. Jookiba, your lab will be destroyed.
Jumba
Okay, just leave me 626.
[shrugs; not caring]
Grand Councilwoman
And 626 exiled.
Jumba
Oh, come on!
[disappointed]
Grand Councilwoman
Bailiff!
Jumba
Wait! No, no, no, no! You can't do that! NOOOOO!!!
[shocked; The experiment's canister get taken away downward, much to his horror]
Cell Manager
Don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They're not gonna shoot anyone but you. Knock it off! Federation strictly forbids to be gross. Don't make me say-- Uh-oh. AHH!
[chuckles; 626 struggles and the guns move; He stops and thinks, looks at the two guns and they move; He gets an idea by drooling his spit and the guns aim but he slurps it back up before he does it again; 626 spits saliva at the Manager's face mask and the guns aim at him, much to his notice; removes his mask helmet and runs for it to save himself]
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Interception of a Critical Communication
Grand Councilwoman
We just intercepted a call from human authorities. Do you realize what you have done?
Pleakley
Nope.
[innocently]
Grand Councilwoman
Play the recording. And take off that ridiculous hat.
[Pleakley obliges as he takes off the shower cap]
Cobra Bubbles
Code 51. We found something. Confirm.
[on recording]
Grand Councilwoman
And not only that you alerted the humans about our existence, but you still haven't captured 626!
Jumba
Grand Councilwoman, will all due respect, I'm not sure you know what's going on with 626. We have found, um… a glitch… Which is making it a little harder to get him off this planet. But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure out--
Grand Councilwoman
Enough! You're a glitch, you buffoon. I have had enough, Dr. Jookiba. You have exhausted my patience! Consider our deal terminated!
Jumba
WHAT?!
[shocked]
Grand Councilwoman
No tantrums, Agent Pleakley is hereby deputize to detain you under Federation orders and escort you back to Turo immediately. Uh, hello?
[beats]
Pleakley
Now? Right now?
Grand Councilwoman
No, later.
Jumba
You cannot do this to my work!!!!
Grand Councilwoman
That is not a debate. A Federation detail is on its way to clean up your mess.
[hangs up]
Pleakley
Did she hang up? Jumba?
[after getting out of the bathtub, while putting on his bathrobe]
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Confrontation Over Experiment 626's Fate
Nani
Stay behind me, Lilo. Get back. Get back.
Pleakley
Don't worry. They're just scanning for deadly parasites.
Grand Councilwoman
We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment. Soldiers, take 626 into custody.
Lilo
No! Hey! Leave him alone! Let him stay!
[as Stitch gets handcuffed while Nani tries to hold her back, preventing her from interfering; protesting]
Grand Councilwoman
I'm afraid I can't allow that. This creature poses a threat to your species. We are sorry for what transpired here. Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.
Jumba
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! How dare you treat a scientific genius like this! Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you-- Ow! Oh! My precious brain.
[gets lifted off the sea by the spaceship while being re-arrested, and back in his original alien form; last words; gets clonked on the head]
Grand Councilwoman
As for 626--
Stitch
Stitch.
[interrupting]
Grand Councilwoman
What?
[confused]
Stitch
My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman
Stitch, then.... will be--
Stitch
Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman
Yes.
[surprised and hesitantly]
Stitch
Thank you.
[walks over to Lilo]
Lilo
Come here, Stitch. We're gonna to miss you.
[hugs Stitch]
Grand Councilwoman
Who are these people?
[surprised]
Stitch
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little a-and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.
[smiles at Lilo and Nani who smiles back]
Pleakley
Grand Councilwoman? Can we leave Stitch with his new family?
Grand Councilwoman
Absolutely not. The Council would require supervision, and who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?
Pleakley
Oh, oh! Me! Me! ME!
[excitedly]
Grand Councilwoman
Ha! Ridiculous. I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public.
Cobra Bubbles
What if it didn't?
[stepping up]
Pleakley
Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! He's CIA. He's very good at keeping secrets.
Grand Councilwoman
Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this. How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?
Cobra Bubbles
Your Highness... you have my word.
[stepping up to her and shakes her hand to seal the deal]
Grand Councilwoman
Hmmm. You all have shown me that there is good inside this creature. However, I cannot reverse the council's decision. Experiment 626 has been sentence to life in exile. A sentence that would be henceforth served.... here on Earth.
[after studying his face for a moment and nods; Everyone, even Stitch, felt sad at the fact that he might not be allowed to stay after all; until...; smiles; Everyone were overwhelmed with joy and Stitch's handcuffs falls off and he happily runs into Lilo's arms]
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Setting Goals for Stability and Support
Mrs. Kekoa
Nani, we both know this didn't go well today. I can see you're trying, but you're too smart for me to beat around the bush here. I know it hasn't been that long since your parents passed away, but my job is to make sure that Lilo is in a stable environment. And I can't say that in good conscience right now. Listen, I know this is a lot. You're practically a kid yourself. Look, you seem like a goal-oriented person. We have a new director coming into town next week. And I would really, really love to tell him that you girls have turned the corner. So why don't we come up with some goals to achieve by then?
Nani
Yeah, yeah.
Mrs. Kekoa
All right, here. Three things. First, I want this house cleaned, including laundry and a fully stocked fridge.
Nani
Perfect.
Mrs. Kekoa
Second, pay all those bills I saw in the kitchen.
Nani
Yes.
Mrs. Kekoa
And third, file for health insurance for you and Lilo.
Nani
Got it.
Mrs. Kekoa
Now if you do those three things by Friday, I might be able to give you some more time.
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A Wish Leads to Unexpected Consequences
Nani
We're taking him back, first thing tomorrow morning! Why are you so strong?
[as Stitch causes a little chaos in the kitchen; grabs hold of him as he grabs onto the refrigerator]
Lilo
Well, I wished for him, and it came true.
Nani
We said "one day." That was our deal.
Lilo
What's that say, on the refrigerator?
[points to the drawing of their 'ohana on the fridge]
Nani
We are not keeping this thing!
Lilo
Ohana" means "family." Family means nobody gets left behind.
Nani
Or forgotten.
[Stitch opens the freezer door and hits her in the face]
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Conflicted Loyalties in Unlikely Friendship
Jumba
What's the plan, 626? Say you escaped the Federation. You think you're gonna just stay here with her? Live happily ever after on Earth? You're built to destroy 626, and you have! Look what's happened since you got here. Her family is falling apart. Let's just be honest. The only reason you picked her at that animal shelter was for your own protection.
Lilo
Is that true, Stitch?
Jumba
See, I don't think that's bad. I don't think anything you do is bad. I think it's genius. If you care about this little girl at all, you'll leave her here.
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Lilo's plea for Stitch to behave
Lilo
You've got to stop causing problems, Stitch.
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Unexpected Government Encounters in Lilo & Stitch
Cobra
Agent Cobra Bubbles, CIA.
[handcuffs Pleakley]
Nani
Wait, what? CIA?
Pleakley
Agent Wendell Pleakley from the United Galactic Federation. I'm a fellow government worker.
Tūtū
What are you doing here?!
Nani
Now, where is my sister?!
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Nani and Lilo Handle Chaos Together
Lilo
Get down! Get down from there!
[tries pulling 626 back inside the truck]
Nani
Oh, my God. Control him!
Lilo
I'm trying.
[yanks 626 back inside the seat, and onto her lap as she laughs]
Nani
Uh, no. Did you just…? No. No. Stop. Did he just-- Great, Lilo! Now I have to stitch it up. Whoa! What, what, what, what?!
[626 takes out a disc from the radio, and flings it away into another car; The car swerves out of control as 626 claps, then laughs, and honks the horn; 626 scratches the seat; irritated; Lilo screams in realization, startling her and 626]
Lilo
That's his name! Stitch!
[626, now named Stitch, smiles]
Nani
Lilo, you can't just do that, okay? Seriously. I thought I almost hit something.
[sighs; They see Jumba dragging Pleakley (in human disguises) across the road and scream for impact as Nani presses the brakes, screeching their truck to a stop]
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Understanding Mistakes in Relationships
Lilo
I thought I lost you.
Stitch
Stitch break family.
Lilo
It was an accident, like a mess up.
Stitch
But Stitch is bad. Stitch is bad.
[sadly walks out of the cage]
Lilo
You're not bad. You just do bad things sometimes. "'Ohana" means "family." And sometimes, family isn't perfect. But that doesn't mean they aren't good.
[picks him up and hugs him]
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Humor Amidst Chaos in Alien Encounter
Grand Councilwoman
Oh, brilliant. Is it too late to vaporized the planet?
Captain/Pink Alien Girl
Finger's always on the trigger, ma'am!
[excitedly]
Grand Councilwoman
No, no, I'm joking. What an adorable little psychopath.
Lilo
You know, you didn't even like that job.
Nani
I don't wanna hear it. And I (just) cleaned the house before work, so please don't make a mess. Lilo, he's getting water everywhere.
[turns to her, not in the mood; unlocks the front door and they enter the house; Stitch looks around the house, oohing and ahhing, and shakes the water off his body]
Lilo
I'm giving him a bath right now.
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Lilo's Call for Immediate Good Behavior
Lilo
Now, be, good! Be good for one second.
[while grabbing a lei and putting on around Stitch's neck]
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Insurance and Family Dynamics in Chaos
Mrs. Kekoa
Don't forget the insurance.
[waving while driving away]
Nani
Yeah, yeah. You got it. You're gonna need the heath insurance for when I kill you!!! Oh, Lilo! We took out the smoke alarm batteries. I'll show you "can't breathe." Come here!
[smiles; waving goodbye to Mrs. Kekoa; mumbling under her breath while turning towards Lilo as she starts to charge towards her; Lilo screams and runs into the house to the other door, realizing she's in so much trouble; takes a shortcut, scaring her and chases her down the hallway; grabs her by the shirt]
Lilo
AAAH! Let go of me!
Nani
No. Ow. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why didn't you wait at hula?!
[Lilo grabs a pillow off the couch and hits her in the face with it, leaving her stunned; wraps Lilo around in a blanket, before she tries to escape again, and holds her down]
Lilo
Because you weren't *FAIIIIR!!*
Nani
Do you want them to split us up?! Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together! Hey! Did you just lick me?!
[Lilo licks her arm to free herself]
Lilo
Stop pretending you're my mom!
[storms upstairs to her room]
Nani
Oh, at least I didn't tell the social worker that I love jumping out of the window!
Lilo
Well, it's better than listenin to you!
Nani
Go to your room!
Lilo
I'm already in my room!
[slams her door closed]
Tūtū
Hey! Albert!
[sprays water on a goat with a water hose]
Tūtū
There she is, Miss Aloha.
Nani
Yeah. Not today, she's not.
[clenches through her teeth]
Tūtū
Meeting didn't go well? I never liked that government lady anyway. Why is she always so smiley? Gives me the creeps.
Nani
Yeah, well, our future is in her hands.
Tūtū
Ah, ah. None of that. Your future is in your hands. And you're gonna have a very bright future cause of that akamai brain of yours. What? Your acceptance letter to your dream school magically taken out of your trash and appearing in your bag at your place of work? Ooh, that's a sign, girl.
[Nani slurps her Capri Sun and reveals her university acceptance letter she finds in the trash bin]
Nani
Will you stop with this?
Tūtū
That school is the best school in the whole world for that bionic magnets.
Nani
Bion... Marine biology.
Tūtū
Marine biology. And they already let you in once, and they wanted to give you for full ride.
Nani
Yeah, I know. But Tūtū, there's no way. Lilo needs me here.
Tūtū
You ever asked Lilo what she wants?
Nani
She's six, so no.
David
Sorry, Tūtū. Had to catch a few extra ones. The swell was... Hey, Nani! What are you doing here?
[enters with his surfing board; sees Nani]
Nani
I live here. We're neighbors.
David
Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's good. Uh... The waves were crazy today. You know, I was like, "Nani should be here.", cause you're always, like, and I miss shredding you. I mean, I miss... I miss seeing you shred waves, so... Yeah. I've always loved watching you. Not to say that--
[chuckles]
Tūtū
Well said, David.
[interrupts]
Nani
Well...
David
So, like... when are you gonna go surfing?
Nani
Maybe when Lilo turns 18. Enjoy the surf.
[turns to go back inside]
Tūtū
Bebeh. Now, make up with your sister, yeah? You need anything, you just ask, okay? We're not just neighbors, you know. We're ohana.
[Nani heads inside the house]
David
Yeah, I mean, if you...
Tūtū
No, no! No, David, you've said enough.
[drives away in her dune buggy]
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Jumba Asserts Control Over the Situation
Jumba
It's time to do this my way.
[trapping Pleakley in the janitor's closet, after the Grand Councilwoman cancels their deal for failing to catch Stitch]
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Unexpected Encounter Between Friends
626
Hiiiii...
[disguised as a dog]
Lilo
Whoa....
[amazed]
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Strange Animal Incident at Local Wedding
Stephanie Lum
Aloha, I'm Stephanie Lum. Breaking news on a strange situation last night. A local tour bus ran over an unidentified wild animal who terrorized a wedding. The creature is recovering at the Nā Mea Ola Animal Rescue. More on that at 10:00, and hear from the wedding photographer…
Jumba
Bingo.
[whispering to Pleakley, believing that 626 is now at the animal rescue center]
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A Desperate Situation Calls for Genius
Jumba
Oh, look what a pickle we've got here. If only there were a brilliant genius around to help you catch that monster.
[appearing while being escorted by two Federation soldiers; chuckles]
Grand Councilwoman
You! You're the reason we're in this mess!
[enraged]
Jumba
And I can get you out, if you release me and give me back my lab.
Grand Councilwoman
Nonsense, we'll simply vaporize the planet. Captain?
Captain/Pink Alien Girl
Armed and ready, Councilwoman.
[excitedly]
Pleakley
Hold it! Hold everything! Excuse me, pardon me. You can't destroy the planet!
[appearing; dressed up as a cowboy]
Captain/Pink Alien Girl
Aw, man!
[disappointed]
Grand Councilwoman
Uh, who is this?
Pleakley
Agent Pleakley, Earth Expert, at your service. Howdy.
[tips his hat]
Grand Councilwoman
Earth expert?
Pleakley
I'm an expert of all planets, flora, fauna and fashion.
Jumba
Yeah, his outfit screams "expert".
[sarcastically]
Pleakley
Oh, yeah. I'm researching Earth species that's half cow and half boy. It's very fascinating.
Grand Councilwoman
Yes, marvelous. What's your point?
Pleakley
Oh, uh, Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population.
Grand Councilwoman
Crikey. Very well, Dr. Jookiba, you will travel to Earth where you will capture the escaped lab experiment known as 626. Agent Pleakley, you will be going with him. You are deputized to ensure he follows Federation rules.
[sighs; Jumba smirks; to Pleakley]
Jumba
What?! I don't need a babysitter--
[disbelieved]
Grand Councilwoman
This is all very dangerous and it's quite frankly, you'll die. Do you accept?
[Pleakley looks disbelieved and took off his hat]
Pleakley
With every heart in my body, Of course I accept! I'm going to Earth!!!
[excitedly]
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Lilo's Commitment to Pudge the Fish
Kumu
Lilo, thank goodness. I thought you were gonna be on time today.
[as Lilo finally shows up late for hula class]
Lilo
I had to get a sandwich for Pudge.
Kumu
Is Pudge a friend in need?
Lilo
He's a fish. I forgot to tell you that.
Kumu
So, you're late because you fed a sandwich to a fish?
Lilo
Yeah. Pudge controls the weather.
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Siblings Navigate Communication and Stressful Situations
Nani
Lilo? Can you please open the door?
[pulls up at the house in her pickup truck and finds the front door locked]
Lilo
Read the note.
Nani
I'm sorry I missed your performance, okay? Papa's truck died and…
[sees the note taped to the door reading: '''"Go away!!!"'''; groans and takes it off the door]
Lilo
Wow, that must be so stressful for you. How bout you just leave me alone to died?!
[sarcastically]
Nani
No, no, no. Not now, not now. The social worker is here! You can pout later, Lilo.
[sees Mrs. Kekoa, the social worker, pulling up in her car]
Lilo
That's not how pouting works.
Nani
Lilo, open the door!
Lilo
I can't hear you. It's really weird.
[turning up the volume]
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Lilo and Stitch's Table Conversation
Lilo
Stitch? Oh, Stitch? There you are. We have to be at the table. Stitch.
[while at the Lū'au; seeing that Stitch is gone; finds him at the drink bar]
Stitch
Cassa! (translation: "Stick em up!")
[aiming a drink sprayer at Lilo, who lift her hands in the air]
Lilo
No. Stitch, put… it… down.
Stitch
Pessa? (translation: "This thing?")
Lilo
Yes.
Stitch
Naaga. Bala meega? (translation: "Negative. Are you holding it?")
Lilo
You.
Stitch
No, no, no. And then, uh… The…
[speaks alien language, then mimics a machine gun firing; imitates screaming]
Lilo
No.
Stitch
Huh?
Lilo
I'm going to give you on a count of three, Stitch.
Stitch
Ooh, yeah.
[poses like a cowboy in a showdown with the drink sprayer ready]
Lilo
1…
[Stitch, having no time for this, immediately sprays her with water, then wags his eyebrows]
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A Simple Goodnight Exchange
Jumba
Nighty-night, 626.
626
Jumba?
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Debate on Danger and Cuteness
Jumba
Why would he protect her like that?
[lying on the bed while recovering from his injuries]
Pleakley
You don't think they're kind of cute together?
[bathing in the tub]
Jumba
He's not a pet. He's an experiment and a dangerous one of that.
Pleakley
I just think he's a lot cuter than you think he is dangerous.
Jumba
He has sharp teeth, he has claws, I designed him to be dangerous.
Pleakley
Dangerously cute.
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Intergalactic Mission and Earthly Distractions
Grand Councilwoman
Do not let the Earthlings discover your mission, or I will be forced to intervene.
Pleakley
This is a dream vacay. I have so much packing to do!
Jumba
Well, well, well, 626. What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs?
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