30 quotes
Resisting Temptation in Relationships
Greg Focker
Nobody's tempted, nobody...
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Jack Byrnes' Surprised Reaction to Identity
Jack Byrnes
That's the Godfocker?
[to his cat after seeing the remixed video of Greg's rant; cat hisses]
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Lasting Effects of Disturbing Experiences
Jack Byrnes
Greg, he saw his father inject a needle into his grandfather's penis. He already had issues. That's something he might never recover from.
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Reflecting on Spirituality and Self-Reflection
Greg Focker
Our dear friend the Buddha? How's he doing? It's been so long. Do you ever listen to yourself?
[''sarcastically'']
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Clarifying Meaning in Conversation
Greg Focker
Not in *any* sense of word.
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Questioning the impact of childbirth on women
Jack Byrnes
Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?
[''sternly'']
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Unexpected Revelation from Greg Focker
Greg Focker
Well, I got good news for you. You're not ].
[[Jesus]
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Questioning the Idea of Favoritism
Greg Focker
What are you talking about? You were his golden boy.
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Acceptance in Uncertain Circumstances
Greg Focker
Yes. Even after that. It's still... It's all good. It's all good under the hood.
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A Misunderstanding About Professional Credentials
Greg Focker
He's not a doctor.
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Defining the Circle of Trust
Greg Focker
Circle of Trust.
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Family Heritage and Traits in Children
Jack Byrnes
Sam might be three quarters Byrnes, whereas Henry could very well have a double dose of Focker in him. Double dose.
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Concerns About Parental Well-Being
Jack Byrnes
What about Mommy and Daddy, is everything okay with them?
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Jack Byrnes Questions Andi's Identity
Jack Byrnes
Who's Andi?
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Addressing Relationship Concerns with Confidence
Greg Focker
To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.
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Acknowledgment of Truth in Relationships
Jack Byrnes
I know you were telling the truth about Andi, Greg.
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A New Responsibility for Greg Byrnes
Jack Byrnes
If I go down, Greg, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Byrnes clan. So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be... the Godfocker?
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Jack Byrnes Critiques Dr. Bob's Character
Jack Byrnes
Dr. Bob. Scumbag.
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Assessing Innocence Through Steady Pulse
Jack Byrnes
Yeah. The pulse on your carotid antery remained steady as you pleaded your innocence.
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Questioning the Existence of a Wheel
Jack Byrnes
What wheel?
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Expression of Disgust
Jack Byrnes
That's disgusting.
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The Ethics of Spying in Suspicion
Jack Byrnes
Like I always tell you, there's nothing wrong with spying as long as you suspect foul play. So, who's Andi?
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Urgent Request for Immediate Medical Assistance
Jack Byrnes
Focker, there is no way I'm going to an ER room with this thing. Now you need to stick me and you need to stick me now! I'm having a dick attack! Stick me!
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A Watchful Eye on Each Other
Greg Focker
Yeah, well I have eyes too. So I'll be watching you... watching me.
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Anticipation of Long-Expected Events
Jack Byrnes
We've had this date since the beginning, Greg.
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Pride in Love Regardless of Orientation
Jack Byrnes
I'm not gay myself. But if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name.
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Questioning Attraction to Daughter
Jack Byrnes
Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
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Questioning a Surprising Statement
Greg Focker
Really? He said that to you?
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Surveillance and Suspicion in Little Fockers
Jack Byrnes
I'm watching you.
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Curiosity about conflicts in relationships
Jack Byrnes
Mmm-hmm. And what do they fight about?
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