Inner Ear Problems and Playful Banter
Jay:
Dude! He's got the inner ear problem.
Other Dude:
Suck my inner ear, Jay-Boy!
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Miscommunication About a Nickname
Stacy:
Skip called me bro!
Kathy:
Skip called you bro?>
Stacy:
Yeah, he said bro!
Kathy:
No, he didn't.
Stacy:
Yes, he did. He said you look hungry, bro.
Kathy:
He said you look hungry, bro?
Stacy:
Yes, totally!
Kathy: [laughs]
Skip Engbloom doesn't call anybody bro.
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Debating the Risks of Pool Skating
Sid: [the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool]
He said "Sid, are you high? a pools's for swimming
Jay:
Just tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.
Sid:
He said if you guys get hurt, you'll sue him.
Jay:
We wont sue him.
Sid:
He said... your parents will.
Stacy:
Dude. Our parents can't even afford lawyers.
Tony:
Hey, hey man let me talk to him.
Sid:
hey man,the only Mexicans my father talks to push lawn-mowers.
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Unexpected Flirtation in a Skateboarding Scene
Gabrielle:
Hey! You blew me away!
Jay: [''the Z-Boys laugh'']
What? You wanna blow me?
Gabrielle: [''as she's being pulled away by her friend'']
Maybe!
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Life in Venice: A Coastal Perspective
Tony:
Venice, man. Ghetto by the sea.
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A Burger Incident in Dogtown
Tony: [''after Skip comes and slaps Tony across the face with his burger'']
Dude, he took my burger.
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Perception of Paradise in a Chaotic World
Jay:
It's dirty, it's filthy, it's uhh, paradise.
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Humorous Expression of Unconventional Desire
Jay: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street]
Hey! Kiss me, granny! Love to get me some of the vintage ass!
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A Humorous Take on Unexpected Disappointments
Jay:
Dude, you just got patty slapped.
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