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Mannequin Quotes

"Just because Jonathan's fallen in love with a piece of wood, it doesn't make him a dummy."

PG 1987 · 1h 29m
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32 quotes
Recognizing Executive Potential in Job Applicants
Mr. Richards Please. Listen, I pride myself on being able to size up a job applicant and see just what kind of executive potential he has. I have just the job for you.
[to Jonathan]
Felix Questions Boy's Assignment at Event
Felix Just what is your assignment here tonight, boy?
Store Opening Challenges and Optimism
Claire I don't know how we're going to make this store great again.
Jonathan Looks fine to me. What time do we open?
Claire We are open.
[sighs sadly]
Jonathan Oh... Well, I'm sure things will pick up by lunch.
Creation and Inspiration Beyond This World
Ema "Emmy" Hesire When you were making me, didn't you feel a certain inspiration? Almost like your hands were moved by force not of this world? You made this body so that I could come to life!
[to Jonathan, coming to life]
Questioning the presence of musicians
Ema "Emmy" Hesire Where do they hide all the musicians?
[looking at a stereo system playing]
Preference for Traditional Hand Tools
Jonathan Switcher Why don't we stick to good old-fashioned hand tools for the time being, okay?
Store Success and Unconventional Behavior
Claire Timkin Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful, and it's all due to Jonathan Switcher. I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store screaming: "Hi, I'm a squid!
Roxie Shield Jonathan, you're riding around town with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle! What is wrong with this picture?!
[notices Jonathan with Emmy, suddenly surprised]
Captain Felix Maxwell Enough of this surveillance crap! Captain Felix Maxwell takes this from no mannequin!
[after Emmy, as a mannequin, has flipped off him and Mr. Richards]
Questioning Family History of Insanity
Jonathan Switcher Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child? Is there any history of insanity in the family?
[on the phone]
An Artist's Unique Connection to Their Work
Jonathan Switcher I must be losing my mind. I guess all artists fall in love with their work, but you just seem so special.
Store Dignity and Arrogance in Conflict
Mr. Richards What arrogance! That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store. I'll have it taken down immediately and make sure that lunatic never works in this town again.
The Temptation of Jelly Doughnuts
Hollywood Montrose Diets don't work! It's those jelly doughnuts. They call to me in the middle of the night: "Hollywood! Hollywood! Come and get me, Hollywood!" I can't stay away from them. It's like you and women's dressing rooms.
Appreciation for Craftsmanship and Connection
Ema "Emmy" Hesire You've got good hands. I liked the way they felt when you were putting me together.
Celebrating the Charm of Hollywood
Hollywood Montrose Hollywood. Hollywood Montrose. Ooh! Doesn't it just sing!
[introducing himself]
A Special Night at the Store
Ema "Emmy" Hesire Tonight, we're gonna do something special, something that this store has never seen before!
Fear of Night Workers
Mr. Richards You people that work at night scare me.
[to Felix]
The Disappointment of Reality in Work Life
Jonathan This job at Illustra is destroying your sense of humor. You gotta quit.
[serious]
Roxie I'm not the one who can't deal with reality.
Jonathan Reality is very disappointing.
Critique of a Window Display's Reception
Mr. Richards We would all love to know what possessed Switcher to create such a window display. Did you see those crowds gaping on the sidewalks? It's an embarrassment!
[at the board room]
Seeking Professional Help and Misunderstandings
Roxie I think you should see a professional.
Jonathan A professional? What do you mean, a hooker?
Roxie No, I mean a psychiatrist.
Jonathan I can't afford a psychiatrist.
Roxie Then call one of those shrinks on the radio.
Jonathan A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.
Roxie Good night, Jonathan.
The Joy of Creative Inspiration
Jonathan Switcher It's you! I wanted to take you home, but they wouldn't let me. You know you're the first thing I've created in a really long time that made me feel like an artist.
[seeing Mannequin Emmy in a store window]
A Dismissive Departure from Employment
Jonathan Switcher I'm fired, pick up my paycheck on the way out, never come back...
[to his boss]
Unexpected Recognition in a Mannequin Factory
Mannequin Factory Boss You know, you could get the dummy of the week award, Switcher.
Jonathan She turned out pretty good, didn't she?
Mannequin Factory Boss I wasn't talking about her.
A Country Girl's Admiration for Creativity
Hollywood Montrose It's obvious to this country girl that you're an A-number one creative freak. Imagine pretending you're a stock boy when you're a major artiste. I am so jealous.
Finding a Place of Belonging
Jonathan Switcher I'm not the same guy I used to be. I finally found a place where I belong.
Desire for Freedom and Change
Emmy Mother, I don't want to settle down. I want to do things, I want to invent things, I want to try things that nobody's ever tried before... I want to fly.
Emmy's Mother Sure and I want to smoke and tell your father to go to hell! Emmy, if I thought we women could any way change anything, don't you think I'd encourage you?
[sarcastic]
A Unique Perspective on Body Image
Hollywood Montrose At least, she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat.
[to Jonathan]
Introducing Ema Hesire, Also Known as Emmy
Ema "Emmy" Hesire My name is Ema Hesire, but you can call me Emmy.
[introducing herself]
Support in the Face of Adversity
Hollywood Montrose Rumor Control has it that the board wants to fire your little behind. You let me in there at those so-and-sos. I'll straighten them out, tout de suite. How can they think of firing you?
Trusting a Vegetable with My Future
Mr. Richards I've put my future in the hands of a vegetable.
[to himself]
Seeking Creative Inspiration from a Muse
Hollywood Montrose You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood, but this is muy importante. Your Hollywood needs help. I need your creative muse.
Seeking Guidance in Despair
Ema "Emmy" Hesire Mother, there's got to be a better way. Please, gods. Please help me find it.
Charmed Life and Unrecognized Sacrifice
Mr. Richards Well, you must lead a charmed life. It was all I could do to save your skin in there. No thanks are necessary, Switcher!
Unexpected Company in the Workplace
Hollywood I am so glad you're working here!
Jonathan You are?
[surprised]
Hollywood Well, of course I am, darling. I never thought they would hire anyone stranger than me.