Marley & Me Quotes

Jennifer Grogan You're part of the plan.

John Grogan Oh yeah?

Jennifer Grogan My plan... Step 1: Meet an incredibly sweet, smart, sexy man.

John Grogan Done. Step 2?

Jennifer Grogan Marry you instead.

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John Grogan A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Jennifer Grogan Marley's not allowed to drink out of the toilet, you should just keep him out of the bathroom in general.

Arnie Klein There's gonna come a time very soon, when her ankles are gonna swell up, she's gonna have blotches all over her face, she'll be 40 pounds overweight, she'll be throwing up all the time, she's gonna look at you and she'll say "You bastard! You did this to me!

John Grogan What happened to the glow, you know the...

Arnie Klein There's no glow.

John Grogan You remember how we were always saying what a pain you are... that you're the world's worst dog? Don't believe it. Don't believe it even for a minute. Cause you know we couldn't find a better dog. You know what made you such a... great dog is you loved us every day, no matter what. That's an amazing thing. You know how much we love you? We love you so much. I love you more than anything. I don't know exactly where we go from here... but I want you to remember you're a great dog, Marley. You're a great dog.

Arnie Klein Sometimes life has a better idea.

Arnie Klein Listen, take a vacation. Go away for a couple of weeks. Take a month off.

John Grogan Go where?

Arnie Klein I dunno.

John Grogan I live in a vacation spot.

Arnie Klein Then go to someplace where it's painful and sad.

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Arnie Klein Tell your dog not to worry, sooner or later we all lose our balls.

Taglines Their relationship wasn't going anywhere until one little thing tied it all together.

Debby There were 11 thunderstorms while you were gone, 11, you were right, he doesn't like them and just so you know, I am a dog person, but that is not a dog, that is evil with a dog face that humps my leg and is peeing on your carpet.

Jorge Why are you laughing?

Sebastian I'm just very immature.

Taglines Heel the love

Colleen I made a picture of me and Marley, Mommy wrote what I said Dear Marley I'll never forget you forever and there's kisses and hugs.

John Grogan That's pretty, why don't you put it there?

Conor Dear Marley. I love you more than anything in the whole world, I hope you like heaven and have lots of things to chew on, your brother Connor Richard Grogan.

John Grogan That's a good one.

Jennifer Grogan Patrick, do you want to say something?

Patrick No. He knows.

Jennifer Grogan I want to give him something. Your dad gave me this to celebrate the beginning of our family, but our family had already begun. Goodbye, clearance puppy.

Lisa I told myself not to scream, but I screamed and he stabbed me.

John Grogan It's not that bad, in all the drama, I didn't catch your name.

Lisa Lisa.

John Grogan Lisa, it's going to be okay, we're going to sit here with you and wait for the police to get here, it's going to be alright.

John Grogan A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.

Jennifer Grogan Hi, guys, alright, say hello to Colleen!

Conor Daddy says her name is "whoops!