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Mother's Rules About Broccoli and TV
Milo's Mother
No broccoli, no TV and Dakota Richards is guilty of wasting Easley South Carolina.
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Milo's Dinner Debate Over Broccoli
Milo's Mother (Pearl)
Is that broccoli?
Milo
No, that's vomit. But I understand the confusion.
Milo's Mother
I thought I told you to eat that!
Milo
Well, you're not gonna make me eat it now, are you?
Milo's Mother
Go to bed, or I will kill myself.
Milo's Father
Shut up, Mother!
Milo's Mother (Pearl)
No, I'm not!
Milo
But you said I can watch...
Milo's Mother
No. That was before you lied to me and poisoned the cat!
Milo
That broccoli was poisonous?
Milo's Mother
No! Of course, the broccoli wasn't poisonous!
Milo
Well, you just said that...
Milo's Mother (Pearl)
No, I meant that it's poisonous to the cat!
Milo
Well, how can it be good for me if it's poisonous to the cat?
Milo's Mother (Pearl)
Because cats are not supposed to eat vegetables!
Milo
Maybe I'm not supposed to eat vegetables!
Milo's Mother (Pearl)
Milo! Just go to bed.
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Confrontation Over Lies and Consequences
Milo's Mother
No, That was before you lied to me and poisoned the cat!
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Male Affection and Its Consequences
Milo
Let go! Let go! What are you doing?
[Milo and Gribble have landed in the huge trash area under the city and the male Martians, happy to see them are dancing around and hugging them]
Gribble
They're hugging. That's all these males ever do. That's why the females chuck em down here.
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Family Reunion and Concern for Milo
Milo
Dad!
Milo's Father (Jack)
Hi, stinker. Hi, honey.
Milo's Mother (Pearl)
Hi.
Milo's Father (Jack)
Did something happen to Milo this weekend?
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Advice on Laser Shooting Preparedness
Gribble
When you're going to shoot a laser at someone, you should bring them a change of underwear!
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Urgent Escape to the Ship
Milo's Mom (Pearl)
Wait a second. Did you just pull me... out of bed?
[She open his eyes, realizing she wasn't in the house, discovering in the landscape of Mars, freaking out, whimpering and yelling awkwardly]
Milo
No! Mom, Mom. Mom! Mom, listen. Mom, look at me. Mom, look at me. Look at me. I'll explain everything, but later. OK? Right now, we gotta get to the ship!
Milo's Mom
The ship?!
Milo
The ship...
Milo's Mom
WHAT SHIP?!!
Milo
That ship!
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A Mother's Frustration with Her Son
Milo's Mother
I'm just so, so crossed with you! Do you have any idea what you put me through, Milo?! I ran higgledy-piggledy all over since you have lied to me and poisoned the cat! When you said that broccoli was poisonous, I said the broccoli wasn't poisonous! You told me you made your bed, but you lied to me and the bed of yours wasn't made! Then when you went upstairs to bed, I saw you jumping up the bed, plus you could have break your bed like some old figure! After all, I heard that you said your life would be so much if you didn't have me as a mom at all, and then, I GET CARRIED TO MARS!
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Milo's Encounter with Martians and the Supervisor
Milo's Mom
ARE THOSE MARTIANS?!?!
[discovered the martians, a bit of freaking out, yelps awkwardly]
Milo
Yeah. The hairy guys are good, and the uniforms are bad. Let's just hope we don't see... THE SUPERVISOR!!
[as the Supervisor blasts the walls with this gun]
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A Son's Plea for His Mother's Return
Milo
No. Mom, you need you helmet. No! No! Mom! Mom! No, no. Mommy, you have to come home with me. You... you have to come home with me. You're... you're my mom... and I love you. No, no, no, no, no.
[Milo's mother gives him her helmet and pushes the lever, giving him some air and allowing him to breath. He wakes up to see that his mother is dying without air; He struggles not to let mom pull the lever, but Milo's mother quickly pulls out the lever; as Milo watches his mother dies, he holds her and he sobs; sheds a tear]
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