Mars Needs Moms (2011) - Quotes

Milo: Dad!

Milo's Father (Jack): Hi, stinker. Hi, honey.

Milo's Mother (Pearl): Hi.

Milo's Father (Jack): Did something happen to Milo this weekend?

Milo's Mom: [discovered the martians, a bit of freaking out, yelps awkwardly] ARE THOSE MARTIANS?!?!

Milo: [as the Supervisor blasts the walls with this gun] Yeah. The hairy guys are good, and the uniforms are bad. Let's just hope we don't see... THE SUPERVISOR!!

Milo's Mom (Pearl): [She open his eyes, realizing she wasn't in the house, discovering in the landscape of Mars, freaking out, whimpering and yelling awkwardly] Wait a second. Did you just pull me... out of bed?

Milo: No! Mom, Mom. Mom! Mom, listen. Mom, look at me. Mom, look at me. Look at me. I'll explain everything, but later. OK? Right now, we gotta get to the ship!

Milo's Mom: The ship?!

Milo: The ship...

Milo's Mom: WHAT SHIP?!!

Milo: That ship!

Milo: [Milo and Gribble have landed in the huge trash area under the city and the male Martians, happy to see them are dancing around and hugging them] Let go! Let go! What are you doing?

Gribble: They're hugging. That's all these males ever do. That's why the females chuck em down here.

Milo's Mother (Pearl): Is that broccoli?

Milo: No, that's vomit. But I understand the confusion.

Milo's Mother: I thought I told you to eat that!

Milo: Well, you're not gonna make me eat it now, are you?

Milo's Mother: Go to bed, or I will kill myself.

Milo's Father: Shut up, Mother!

Milo's Mother (Pearl): No, I'm not!

Milo: But you said I can watch...

Milo's Mother: No. That was before you lied to me and poisoned the cat!

Milo: That broccoli was poisonous?

Milo's Mother: No! Of course, the broccoli wasn't poisonous!

Milo: Well, you just said that...

Milo's Mother (Pearl): No, I meant that it's poisonous to the cat!

Milo: Well, how can it be good for me if it's poisonous to the cat?

Milo's Mother (Pearl): Because cats are not supposed to eat vegetables!

Milo: Maybe I'm not supposed to eat vegetables!

Milo's Mother (Pearl): Milo! Just go to bed.

Gribble: When you're going to shoot a laser at someone, you should bring them a change of underwear!

Milo's Mother: I'm just so, so crossed with you! Do you have any idea what you put me through, Milo?! I ran higgledy-piggledy all over since you have lied to me and poisoned the cat! When you said that broccoli was poisonous, I said the broccoli wasn't poisonous! You told me you made your bed, but you lied to me and the bed of yours wasn't made! Then when you went upstairs to bed, I saw you jumping up the bed, plus you could have break your bed like some old figure! After all, I heard that you said your life would be so much if you didn't have me as a mom at all, and then, I GET CARRIED TO MARS!

Milo's Mother: No, That was before you lied to me and poisoned the cat!

Milo's Mother: No broccoli, no TV and Dakota Richards is guilty of wasting Easley South Carolina.

Milo: [Milo's mother gives him her helmet and pushes the lever, giving him some air and allowing him to breath. He wakes up to see that his mother is dying without air; He struggles not to let mom pull the lever, but Milo's mother quickly pulls out the lever; as Milo watches his mother dies, he holds her and he sobs; sheds a tear] No. Mom, you need you helmet. No! No! Mom! Mom! No, no. Mommy, you have to come home with me. You... you have to come home with me. You're... you're my mom... and I love you. No, no, no, no, no.