Mean Creek Quotes

George Tooney His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall!

Millie {To Sam} It was your guys plan. I was just there.

George Tooney {On his dyslexia} My doctor says it's a genetic variation, like for evolution.

Sam Maris I'm sorry, George.

George Tooney So, let's see the penis. Bring on the penis!

Rocky Maris Oh yeah baby girl, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahhhhh squirt all over me

Sam Maris I dare you to pull your pants down and your underwear, and show us that famous dick of yours for at least ten seconds. {to Marty in Truth or Dare}

Rocky Maris Oh, You son of a bitch! Oh, You asshole! I wanna fuck your asshole!

George Tooney Why'd you drop the anchor?

Millie {To Sam} So, what's it like being a male?

Marty Blank That's what happens when you fuck with Martini Blank! Martini's friends back him up. That's what friends do, fuck-o. That's why you're in the water. Cause you've got none.

George Tooney Happy Birthday, Sam!

Clyde {On George} No, screw that guy.

Marty Blank I don't want anyone else wimping out on their dares.

Sam Maris Uncle Martini!

George Tooney Somebody help! (after he hits his head with his camera underwater, then dies)

George Tooney You're a fucking lying son of a bitch, Sam, all right? And I fucking hope you go to hell. (Millie: Don't make things worse, George.) Shut the fuck up, Millie, you fucking stupid JAP cunt! (Clyde: Sit down, George. You're out of control.) SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE! You faggot! Fucking skinny, butt-munching faggot. I hate you, you know that? I really do. Because all you do is fucking prance around school talking about your fucking faggoty, fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work, all right?! It makes me sick! And I... I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease! Yeah, and speaking of dead fathers..., I just remember why bonehead, white trashed fucking donkey dick Marty, got so fucking freaked when I started talking about his daddy. His neanderthal, drunk dad, put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall. You know... I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said he splattered his brains all over the wall. I thought it was sad at first, but now... I like it. His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall.

Rocky Maris DON'T EVER FUCKING SQUIRT THAT THING AT ME AGAIN!!

Millie {To Sam} Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck You!

George Tooney I know it's your birthday, Sam, but shut your trap.

Rocky Maris Shut the fuck up, George! Shut the fuck up!

Marty Blank We gotta bury the body.

Millie {To Sam} If you could snap your fingers right now, and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?

Sam Maris We were planning on stripping you, throwing you in the river, then make you run home naked.

Sam Maris You always attack for no reason.

Marty Blank If you're really feeling like a party animal... you wanna smoke a birthday doobie?

Marty Blank Fat boy's gonna get what he's got coming.

Marty Blank I'm a man who likes to follow through with his plans.

George Tooney Hey! What do you think you're doing?! You're a punk, Sam! I ought to kill you! You fucking dickhead! I told you to never touch my camera! Didn't I?! Fucker! You little wimp! Bitch! Pussy! I told you! I ought to fucking kill you! And I will kill you, you little punk, if I ever catch you fucking with my camera again. (he gets up to leave after tackling Sam, pushing onlookers out of the way) Get out of my way!

George Tooney Why don't you speak for yourself, faggot?