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Discussion on Virginity and Relationships
Lenny
I told you from day one, the girl was not a virgin!
Kevin
You didn't tell me how many times though!
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Marriage Crisis and Its Fragility
Chorus
Oh my God, it's more serious than we thought!
Chorus Leader
It's very serious! Her marriage to Lenny is in crisis!
Chorus
With the passage of time, even the strongest bonds become fragile!
Chorus Leader
Great, fellas, it sounds like a fortune cookie!
Chorus
Oh, Zeus, most potent of gods! We implore thee! We need your help! Zeus, great Zeus! Hear us, hear us! We call out to thee!
Zeus
Um, this is Zeus. I'm not home right now, but you can leave a message and I'll get back to you. Please start speaking at the tone.
[beep]
Chorus
Call us when you get in. We need help!
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Fear of being confined and divided
Lennie Weinrib
This guy's gonna put me in 27 separate Mason jars!
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Odds and Realities in Life's Race
Lennie Weinrib
There's a reason the horse is sixty to one though, y'know, he's probably got polio.
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Comment on Sexual Skills
Lennie Weinrib
I'm sure you're a state-of-the-art fellatrix.
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A Bold Expression of Gratitude
Linda Ash
I feel like I owe you a great fuck.
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Foreseeing Trouble: A Cassandra Moment
Cassandra
Now I see big trouble!
Lenny
Oh for God's sakes, you're such a Cassandra!
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Antique Timepiece and Unconventional Relationships
Linda Ash
See, as the mainspring goes back and forth, the bishop keeps fucking her in the ass. It's a genuine antique and it keeps perfect time.
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Concerns About Adoption and Genetic Legacy
Lennie Weinrib
Adopt? What? I don't want to adopt. Not with my genes. I have award-winning genes.
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Attraction to Imperfection in Relationships
Linda
But seriously, you wanna know why I liked you right from the start?
Lenny
Why?
Linda
Cause I'm always attracted to losers.
Lenny
Losers. You think I'm a loser?
Linda
Yeah, you've got no confidence. It's sweet. I like that in a man. I can't stand those johns who come in and throw down a couple of hundred and whip out a big dick and wave it all over the joint.
Lenny
I wouldn't do that even if I wanted to.
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The Look of Marriage
Linda
You're married, aren't you?
Lenny
How can you tell that?
Linda
Cause you got that look.
Lenny
That look?" What... what look is that?
Linda
That look like it's been a long time since you had a great blowjob.
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Understanding Rickey's Role in Linda's Life
Lenny
Who's Rickey?
Linda
He's, he's... he takes a percentage of my work.
Lenny
He's a pimp, right?
Linda
No, he's like a business representative.
Lenny
Wha...? What do you need a business representative...? All you need is a mattress and a couple of garter belts...you're not a conglomerate!
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The Burden of Unwanted Thoughts
Chorus Leader
Don't go any further. I know what you're thinking, Lenny, and forget it!
Lenny
I can't forget it. The thought's been put in my head.
Chorus
Oh, cursed fate. Certain thoughts are better left unthunk.
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A Mother's Discomfort with Her Son's Reputation
Chorus
Look, here's a man who killed his father and slept with his mother.
[referring to Oedipus]
Jocasta
I hate to tell you what they call my son in Harlem.
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The Dichotomy of Genius and Criminality
Linda
My father's brother was supposed to be a genius. I never met him, but everybody said he was brilliant.
Lenny
Really? What did he do?
Linda
He was a serial rapist. He spent his whole life in jail, but if he had gone straight, he might have been very good in math.
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Discussion on a Historical Film Context
Lenny
You didn't see ]?
[[Schindler's List]
Kevin
No, no. That was the one with the Jews and the, um... who were the bad guys?
Lenny
The Nazis. The blond guys were the Nazis.
Kevin
They were tough motherfuckers.
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The Unexpected Joys of Acting
Linda Ash
And so there I am on the first day, on the set, and there's this guy fucking me from behind, right, and there's these two huge guys dressed like cops in my mouth at the same time and I remember thinking to myself, "I like acting. I wanna study.
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