5 quotes
Unexpected Authority Claims in Confrontation
FBI Agent
Everybody freeze, FBI!
[shows ID to Mr. Tolkan]
Mysterious Man
Stop, CIA!
[shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
Man - Bureau of Weights and Measures
Bureau of Weights and Measures.
[shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
Virgil
In the future, you should probably go first.
[to the latter agent]
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Defining the Minutemen's Purpose and Identity
Virgil
The Minutemen must use their powers for truth and justice
Charlie
Who's the Minutemen?
Virgil
Us. The all important minutes of time. Cool, eh?
Charlie
No.
Zeke
.Not really.
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A Playful Exchange Among Friends
Jeanette
What's new, cockatoo? Hey, you look like a superhero!
Charlie
Thanks, pumpkin.
[seizes Jeanette and kisses her]
Zeke
The scene in the hallway hasn't happened yet, you've never kissed her before!
[after Charlie lets go, in an undertone]
Charlie
Oh, right! Jeanette! Jeanette, I-I'm sorry, I was just-I can explain!
[turns to the leaving Jeanette]
Zeke
Dude. It's okay.
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Teenage Banter and Innuendos Unfold
Derek
Wow, nice outfits, bozos.
Virgil
Hey, Derek. Have fun with Jocelyn.
Derek
W-What’s that supposed to mean?
Virgil
Well I just figured that you both are good with lipstick.
Derek
You were always gonna be a dork anyways, Virgil.
Virgil
And you were always gonna be a jerk, Derek. Have a nice life.
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Dreaming of an Orange House Together
Jeanette
Good morning, Magpie. Your mom let me in. It is such a nice day. You know, I was thinking. Maybe we could go on a walk and talk about our future together. And then... Oh! I'd like an orange house. I'd like to have an orange house.
Charlie
The results!
Jeanette
That way, you wouldn't even have to have an address and-and on the envelope you could just say "Jeanette Pachelewski, orange house.
Charlie
It's done!
Jeanette
Oh, um, I'm no scientist, but that doesn't look good.
Charlie
We created a... a...
Jeanette
A... a... Spit it out, Bluebird.
Charlie
A black hole!
Jeanette
That's bad, right?
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