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Acknowledging Teamwork and Individual Contributions
Sulley
WAZOWSKI! WHOA!
[suddenly throws himself at the window; falls off the bus]
Mike
Stop the bus! Are you crazy?!
[screams; the bus stops, and he rushes off]
Sulley
Mike, I don't know a single scarer who can do what you do. I know everyone sees us together, they think I'm the one running the show, but the truth is I've been riding your coattails since day one! You made the deal with Hardscrabble. You took a hopeless team and made them champions. All I did was catch a pig!
Mike
Technically, I caught the pig.
Sulley
Exactly, and you think you're just okay?! You pulled off the biggest scare this school has ever seen!
Mike
That wasn't me.
Sully
That was you! You think I could have done that without you? I didn't even bring a pencil on the ]! Mike, you're not scary, not even a little, but you are fearless! And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just–
[[Finding Nemo|first day of school]
Dean Hardscrabble
I can just what? Careful, Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.
[perched on a stone pedestal]
Sulley
Sorry.
Dean Hardscrabble
Well, gentlemen. It seems you made the front page again. The two of you did something together that no one has ever done before, you surprised me. Perhaps I should keep an eye for more surprises like you in my program, but as far as the two of you are concerned, there is nothing I can do for you now. Except perhaps wish you luck. And, Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.
[hands Mike a newspaper, which tells how they were both expelled; smiling slightly; unfurls her wings and takes off, leaving the newspaper in Mike's hands]
Mike
You know, there is still one way we can work at a Scare company... They're always hiring in the mail room.
[to Sulley; turns the newspaper over and points to a Monsters Inc. mail room ad]
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Concerns Over Tampering and Settings Adjustment
Mike
It's been tampered with.
[opens the door]
Sulley
Uh, I don't think you should be messing with that.
[sounding nervous]
Mike
Why are my settings different?
[notices that the lever is broken and that his settings are messed up]
Sulley
Mike, we should leave.
[desperate]
Mike
Did you do this?
[stands up; softly]
Sulley
Mike...
Mike
Did you do this?
[louder and sounding more serious]
Sulley
I- Uh- Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
[nervously; sighs, giving in]
Mike
Why? Why did you do this?
[hurts]
Sulley
You know, just in case.
[sighs again]
Mike
In case of what? You don't think I'm scary.
[skeptically; pauses; angrily]
Sulley
Mike...
[pleading]
Mike
You said you believed in me but you're just like Hardscrabble. You're just like everyone else!
Sulley
Look, you'll get better and better...
Mike
I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!
Sulley
I just wanted to help.
Mike
No, you just wanted to help yourself.
Sulley
Well, what was I supposed to do?! Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?!
[angrily]
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Character Reactions to Monster Behaviors
Professor Knight
Ogre Slump.
Mike
UUUUHHH!
[lets his arms and jaw slump down and half-closes his eye]
Professor Knight
Zombie Snarl.
Mike
RRRARRGH!
[raises his hands over his head and bares his teeth and tongue while dropping his jaw]
Professor Knight
Dominant Silverback Gorilla.
Mike
MM-PM-PM!
[arches his back and toes and pumps his fists to the ground while jutting out his chin]
Professor Knight
That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
Sulley
GRRARHR.
[shrugs off a menacing grimace]
Professor Knight
One frightening face does not a scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
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A Drive with Safety and Snacks
Squishy
Mom, go!
Sherri
Seatbelts!
Squishy
Okay, go!
Sherri
Does anyone want gum?
Squishy
JUST DRIVE!
[terrified]
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New Roommates in Scaring Major
Randall "Randy" Boggs
Hey there! I'm your roomie! Name's Randy Boggs, Scaring major.
[cheerfully]
Mike
Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
[laughs]
Randall
I can tell we're gonna be best chums, Mike. Take whatever bed you want, I wanted you to have first dibs.
[a monster student bumps into him, making him yelp and turn completely invisible except for his glasses]
Mike
You just disappeared.
[gasps in surprise]
Boggs
Sorry. If I do that in scaring class, I'll be a joke.
[turns visible again]
Mike
No, it's totally great, you gotta use it.
Randall
Really?
Mike
Yeah, but lose the glasses. They give it away.
[heads into his room]
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Misunderstandings Among Friends in Monsters University
Mike
I know. You're a princess, and I'm just a stable boy.
[mumbling while asleep]
Sulley
MOM?! What are you doing?
[to himself; shocked; to Mike]
Mike
Your grubby paw was in my bed!
Sulley
Were you kissing my hand?
[stammering]
Mike
No. And what about you with all your shedding?
[laughs]
Sulley
I don't shed.
Mike
Really?
[punches the bottom of Sulley’s mattress, causing a cascade of blue hair to fall off]
Sulley
Uh...
Mike
Excuse me.
Sulley
I just wanna get my stuff.
Mike
Would you...just...
Sulley
Hey, come on!
Mike
...let me get my stuff!
Squishy
First morning in the house!
[takes a picture of Mike and Sulley]
Art
That's going in the album!
Don
Guys, we've got a letter!
Squishy
A letter?
Art
We never get mail!
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Understanding Feelings of Insecurity and Friendship
Sulley
Mike. Come on, buddy. Let's get you out of here. This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
[Mike notices him from behind, after failing to scare children; they sit together besides a lake; Mike ignores him, still sullen]
Mike
You were right, they weren't scared of me. I did everything right. I wanted it more than anyone, and I thought if I wanted it enough, I could show everybody that Mike Wazowski is something special. And I'm just... not.
[softly, sadly; Sulley looks guilty; angrily splashes his reflection]
Sulley
Look, Mike, I know how you feel--
[sympathetically]
Mike
Don't do that! Please, don't do that! You do NOT know how I feel!
Sulley
Mike, calm down--
Mike
Monsters like you have everything! You don't have to be good. You can mess up over and over again, and the whole world loves you!
Sulley
Mike--
Mike
You'll never know what it's like to fail, because you were born a SULLIVAN!
Sulley
Yeah, I'm a Sullivan! I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test. The one who got kicked out of the program, the one who was so afraid to let everyone down that I cheated... and I lied! Mike, I'll never know how you feel but you're not the only failure here. I act scary, Mike. But most of the time... I'm terrified.
[angrily bursts out; sighs]
Mike
How come you never told me that before?
Sulley
Because we weren't friends before.
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New Roommates Settle into Their Space
Don
And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas, this is your very own bedroom.
Sulley
Ah, great! We're sharing this room?
Don
We'll let you guys get settled. Anything you need, you just give a big holler-rooney.
Sulley
Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?
[quickly shuts the door in Don's face and glares at Mike]
Mike
Look, they don't need to be good. I'm gonna carry the whole team.
Sulley
Really? And who's gonna carry you?
Mike
Hey, you wanna go back to can design? You know where the door is.
Sulley
Great.
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Parental Concerns and Assurance in Monsters University
Mother
See? I told you, he's fine.
Father
Well, I thought I heard something.
[closes the door]
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Proving Scare Factor in Monsters University
Sulley
Dean Hardscrabble, if we get back into the Scaring Program, I hope there's no hard feelings.
Dean Hardscrabble
Tomorrow, each of you must prove that you are undeniably scary, and I know, for a fact that one of you is not.
Sulley
No, he works harder than anyone.
Dean Hardscrabble
Do you think he's scary?
Sulley
He's the heart and soul of the team!
Dean Hardscrabble
Do you think he's scary?
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Introduction to the Scare Games at MU
Claire
MU's Greek Council! We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
Mike
The scare what now?
[snatches a paper from the booth]
Brock
The Scare Games! A super intense scaring competition!
[pounds his fist against the table]
Claire
They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
Brock
A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
Claire
You could totally die.
Brock
And it's worth it! You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
[pounds his fist again]
Mike
Cool.
[staring at the flier; whispering]
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The Art of Close-Up Magic Explained
Don
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
Terry
We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.
Terri
It's all about Misdirection.
[the cards vanish]
Art
I have an extra toe not with me, of course.
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Perceptions of School Media and Social Spaces
Mike
Don't worry. Nobody reads the school paper.
Art
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.
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Accidents and Resilience in Scaring Culture
Mike
I'm so sorry.
Sulley
It was an accident.
Dean Hardscrabble
What, this? My one souvenir from a lifetime of scaring? Accidents happen, don't they? The important thing is no one got hurt.
Mike
You’re taking this remarkably well.
Dean Hardscrabble
Now, let's continue the exams. Mr. Wazowski, I’m a 5-year-old girl on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning. Which scare do you use?
[to Mike]
Mike
Shouldn't I go up on the...?
[confused]
Dean Hardscrabble
Which scare do you use?
Mike
That is a shadow approach with a crackle holler.
Dean Hardscrabble
Demonstrate. Stop! Thank you.
[Mike inhales deeply]
Mike
I didn't get to–
Dean Hardscrabble
I've seen enough. I am a 7-year-old boy– I wasn't finished.
[to Sulley; Sulley roars loudly]
Sulley
I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.
Dean Hardscrabble
That "stuff" would've informed you that this particular child is afraid of snakes, so a roar wouldn't make him scream. It would make him cry, alerting his parents, exposing the monster world, destroying life as we know it, and of course, we can't have that, so I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue in the scaring program. Good day.
Sulley
Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
Dean Hardscrabble
Well, I'm sure your family will be very disappointed. And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something that cannot be taught. You're not scary. You will not be continuing in the scaring program.
[ROR leaves the class; Sulley looks at Mike angrily and storms out of the class]
Mike
Please, let me try out the simulator. I'll surprise you!
Dean Hardscrabble
Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
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Facing Consequences of Their Actions
Don
Expelled?
Mike
Yeah, we really messed up.
Squishy
So you're leaving?
Sulley
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
Art
Harsh, man.
Mike
I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program right now if it wasn't for us.
[The rest of them smile shyly at each other]
Sulley
What?
Don
Well, it is the goshdarnedest thing-
Terry
Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare program!
Mike
What?
Terry
She was impressed with our performance in the Games.
Terri
She invited us to join next semester!
Sulley
Congratulations, guys!
[chuckling]
Don
And that's not the only piece of good news - Sherri and I are engaged!
Sulley
Oh. Who's Sherri?
Squishy
She's my mom.
[sighing]
Sherri
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
[squeals; Don takes her in his arms and the two start kissing]
Squishy
So uncomfortable...
[sighing]
Don
Aww, come on, Scott. I don't want you thinking of me as your new dad - after all, we're fraternity brothers first!
Squishy
This is awkward...
[sighing]
Don
Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother - hold on - we're brothers who share the same mom-slash-wife - that's worse...
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Party Dynamics Among Scare Students
Mike
Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.
Chet
Slow down, squirt. This party is for scare students only.
Johnny
Oh, I'm sorry, killer, but you might wanna hang out with someone little more of your speed. They look fun!
Don
Oh, hey there! Wanna join Oozma Kappa?
Squishy
We have cake!
Johnny
Go crazy.
[leaves with ROR and Sulley]
Mike
Is that a joke?
[stunned]
Johnny
Sulley, talk to your friend.
[sighs, annoyed]
Sulley
Well, he’s not really my friend, but sure. You heard him, this is a party for scare students.
[to Johnny; to Mike]
Mike
I am a scare student.
Sulley
I mean, for scare students who actually, you know, have a chance.
Chet
Ah, snap!
Mike
My chances are just as good as yours.
[narrowing his eye]
Sulley
You're not even in the same league with me.
Mike
Just wait, hotshot. I’m gonna scare circles around you this year.
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A Favorite Sewer Among Friends
Art
Of all the sewers in this school, this one has always been my favorite.
Terry
Art, you've been here before?
Art
I have a life outside the house, you know!
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Character Interactions in Monsters University Scene
Mike
Zombie Snarl!
Sulley
HRUNCH!
[raises his hands over his head and bares his teeth and tongue while dropping his jaw]
Mike
Angry Poodle!
Sulley
GRRR!
[drops to all fours, ruffles up his fur and clenches his teeth]
Mike
Jazz Clown!
Sulley
] with a gaping, open-mouthed grin] HYAAH!
[leaps upright and makes [[w: Jazz hands|jazz hands]
Mike
My Aunt Phyllis!
Sulley
AAAWWWW!
[hunches his shoulders and arms and squints his eyes]
Mike
In the this morning!
Sulley
UUUUHHH!
[lets his arms and head slump down and closes his eyes]
Mike
That's what I'm talking about!
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Confrontation at the Doorway
Mike
No!
Don
They're still in there!
Dean Hardscrabble
Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off.
[points at the door]
Squishy
NO! You can't do that! No!
[as the guards keeps him away]
Dean Hardscrabble
ENOUGH!! I WANT THIS ROOM CLEARED, NOW!!!
[enraged; unfurls her wings]
Sulley
We gotta get out of here!
Mike
Let them come!
Sulley
What?
Mike
If we scare them, I mean really scare them, we could generate enough scream to power the door from this side!
Sulley
What are you taking about?
Mike
I have read every book about scaring ever written. This could work!
Sulley
They’re adults. I can’t do this.
Mike
Yes, you can! Just follow my lead!
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Encouragement and Competition in Monsters University
Johnny
Hearts?!
[after Randy loses to Sulley]
Chet
Way to go, Boggs!
[sarcastically]
Randy
That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan!
[looks at Sulley menacingly]
Sulley
Hey, don't worry about Hardscrabble. Don't worry about anyone else. Just go out there, and show em what Mike Wazowski can do.
Mike
Thanks.
[smiles]
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Unexpected Encounter in Monsters University
Mike
Watch this! Ahh!
Sulley
Archie!
Mike
Daagh! Hey, what are you?
Sulley
Shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh!
Mike
Wait, you're shushing me? Hey, hey, you can't...
Sulley
Fear Tech dummies. Sorry about that, buddy.
Mike
What are you doing in my room?!
Sulley
Your room? This is my... This is not my room. Archie! Come here, boy!
[realizes he's in Mike and Randall's room; imitates a pig]
Mike
Archie?
Sulley
Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
Mike
Why's it here?
Sulley
I stole it. I'm gonna give it to the RORs.
[chuckles]
Mike
The what?
Sulley
Roar Omega Roar, the top fraternity on campus, they only accept the highly elite? OK, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
Mike
What? No!
Sulley
One, two, three!
Mike
Wargh! Get him!
Sulley
Careful, he's a bitter.
Mike
YAAAAAAAH...!
Sulley
Whoa, oof! I got it. Uh-oh. Whoa-oh! Catch him!
Sulley
Heh-heh-heh-heh! That was awesome. What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
Mike
Mike Wazowski.
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Disagreement Over Charity Fundraising Approach
Mike
Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
Johnny
Raising a little money for charity.
Mike
Yeah, well, stop it!
Johnny
You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
Chet
This guy hates charity!
[shouting to the public]
Mike
I want you to stop making us look like fools!
Johnny
Hey, you're making yourself look like fools. Let's be honest, boys. You're never gonna be real scarers, cause real scarers look like us. But, hey, if you really want to work for a scaring company, they're always hiring in the mailroom.
[points to a Monsters Inc. mail room ad in a newspaper]
Mike
Guys, hold on! Hey, hey, hey, wait a second. Don't listen to him. We just need to keep trying!
[the Oozma Kappa members walk out]
Sulley
No, you need to stop trying! You can train monsters like this all you want, but you can't change who they are.
[angrily; walks off]
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Welcome to Oozma Kappa Fraternity House
Sulley
This is a fraternity house?
Don
Hey there, team-mateys! Come on aboard! As the president of Oozma Kappa, it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
[opens the door and waves to the duo]
Squishy
We call this room... "Party Central.
Terry
Technically we haven't actually had a party here yet.
Terri
But when we do... we'll be ready!
[presses a button on a remote, and the ceiling opens up, making a disco ball fall onto the floor and shatter]
Don
Woo! The hot cocoa train is coming through. Woah. Next stop: you!
Mike
I would like to start us off first by...
Sulley
So you guys are scaring majors?
Don Carlton
We were. None of us lasted very long. I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for. Don Carlton, mature student. 30 years in a textile industry, and then ol dandy Don got downsized. Figured I could throw myself a pity party or go back to school and learn the computers.
[chuckling]
Terry
Hello! I'm Terry with a Y'.
Terri
And I'm Terri with an I'. I'm a dance major!
Terry
And I'm not.
Terri
Five, six, seven, eight... seven, eight, turn! And tu... Why didn't you turn?
[starts to dance while his brother rolls his eyes]
Terry
Because we never agreed to do this.
Terri
You said this was gonna be cool.
Terry
No one said this was gonna be cool.
Terri
Now I'm embarrassed.
Terry
Now you're embarrassed?
Terri
Yes, because it's in front of people!
Terry
You should wake up embarrassed.
Art
Hey, hey! I'm Art! New Age Philosophy Major. Excited to live with you, and laugh with you... And cry with you. I thought you'd like to keep a dream journal!
[rolls down the stairs in a high-pitched, slightly nasally, and erratic voice; changes his mood]
Squishy
Guess that leaves me. My name's Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I'm undeclared, unattached and...unwelcomed pretty much everywhere but here.
[Sulley suddenly screams once seeing him]
Mike
Well now that we've all been introduced. As captain of our team...
Sulley
So basically you guys have no scaring experience?
[cuts him off again]
Squishy
Not a lot, but now we've got you!
[laughing]
Don
You're about the scariest fellow I've ever seen. Even with them pink polka dots.
Sulley
Aww, thanks.
Mike
Well, actually, I think I bring the whole package.
Squishy
Your hands are as big as my face!
[grabs one of Sulley's hands]
Terri
He's like a mountain...with fur!
[referring to Sulley]
Sulley
Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
Art
Yeah, me neither. I don't wanna get too big.
[sniffs]
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Fraternity and Sorority Competition Announcement
Claire
Let's hear it for the frats and sororities competing in this year's games, Jaws Theta Chi!
Brock
Python Nu Kappa!
Claire
Slugma Slugma Kappa!
Brock
Roar Omega Roar!
Claire
Eta Hiss Hiss!
Brock
And finally… Oozma Kappa!
Sherri
Yay! Woo, hoo!
Squishy
Hi, Mom!
Sherri
Smile!
[takes a picture with her camera]
Mike Wazowski
Ah...!
Brock
Let's begin the first competition! The Toxicity Challenge!
Claire
Human children are toxic! And everything they touch is toxic.
[pointing to some human toys]
Brock
We don't have any human toys, but thanks to MU biology department, we found a close second - the Stinging Glow Urchin! Trust me when I say you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy.
[as Claire uses a metal claw, reaching into a crate and pulling out an urchin]
Art
I wanna touch it.
Claire
And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
Art
Yeah, I wanna touch em.
Brock
This here is the starting line. The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
Claire
And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
Squishy
Mike?
Mike
Ah, what is it?
[startled]
Squishy
Does that mean if we lose, we’re out?
Mike
Don’t worry, Smoothie...
Squishy
Squishy.
Mike
Squishy, we're not gonna lose, because we have everything, we need to win right here.
[points to himself]
Squishy
Heart.
[smiling]
Mike
No, me! I'm gonna win the race for us.
Sulley
Alright, alright, that's very cute but move, move, move. I'm gonna win this.
[pushes him out of the way]
Mike
It's an obstacle course, what are you gonna do? Roar at it?
Sulley
I can get through faster than you, little guy.
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A Pledge to Oozma Kappa Brotherhood
Mike
Guys? Anybody home?
Mike
Hello? Fellas?
Don
Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
Mike
Ow!
[Terri and Terry hit him with a paddle]
Terry
Do you swear to keep secret...
Terri
All that you learn here?
Art
No matter how horrifying?
Sulley
Hey!
[Squishy hits Sulley with paddle]
Squishy
Will you take the scared oath of the...
[holding up the book]
Don
For crying out loud!
Mrs. Squibbles
Sweetie, turn the lights on while you're down here. You're going to ruin your eyes.
Squishy
Mom, we're doing an initiation!
Mrs. Squibbles
Ooh, scary. Well, carry on. Just pretend I'm not here.
[turns the lights back off]
Squishy
This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers... No matter what the peril... Will you defend Oozma Kappa? No matter how dangerous? No matter how insurmountable the odds may be? From evils both great and small?! In the face of unending pain and... Oh! Forget it! You're in!
[Mrs. Squibbles starts the washing machine; the washing machine starts kicking on louder; removes the hood]
Don
Look. We know we're no one's first choice for a fraternity. So, it means a lot to have you here with us.
Squishy
Can't wait to start scaring with you, brothers?
Squishy
Time for a celebration! Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen, cause we're building a fort! Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
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A Surprising Experience Beyond Expectations
Sulley
This is better than I ever imagined!
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Embracing instinct over knowledge in scaring
Sulley
Okay. You've memorized every textbook, every scare theory, and that is great.
[throws a book out the window]
Mike
Hey!
Sulley
But now, it's time to forget all that. Just reach deep down and let the scary out!
Mike
Huh? Just feel it.
Sulley
Exactly! Go wild! Then gone crazy!
Mike
I don't know, I've kinda got my own technique.
Sulley
Give it a try. Good, but bigger! Nope, you're thinking again. From the gut! Let the scaredy wild animal waking up out! Come on, dig deep!
[Mike gives a small roar; Mike gives another roar; Mike gives another roar; another roar]
Mike
ROARRR!!!!
Sherri Squibbles
Boys, it's a school night!
[from off-screen]
Mike
So, how was that?
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Introduction of Johnny and Sulley
Johnny
I'll take it from here, gentlemen. Johnny Worthington. President of Roar Omega Roar. What's your name, big guy?
[walks up to Sulley and shakes hands with him]
Sulley
Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
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Consequences of Cheating at Monsters University
Dean Hardscrabble
You did what?!
Sulley
My team had nothing to do with it. It was all me! I cheated.
Dean Hardscrabble
I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
Sulley
Yes, ma'am.
[looking down in shame]
Dean Hardscrabble
You're a disgrace to this university and your family name. What's going on?
[suddenly, an alarm goes off from inside the building]
MU Security
Someone broke into the door lab!
Dean
What?!
[unfurls her wings and takes off]
Sulley
Oh, no.
[realizing that Mike is in there]
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Touring Monsters University with Scarers
Frank McCay
Well, hey there, kids! Are you guys on a tour with your school?
Monster Kids
Yeah!
Mrs. Karen Graves
Yes, we're here to learn about scream energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.
Frank
Well, hey, you're in luck. Because I just happen to be a Scarer. I learned everything I know from my school, Monsters University. It's the best-scaring school there is.
Hank "The Tank" Knapp
You wish! Fear Tech's the best!
[knocks off Frank's MU hat]
Frank
Okay, you guys watch us and tell me which school's the best. All right? MU is.
[whispers to Young Mike and brandishes his hat]
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Questioning the Rules of Engagement
Mike
Guys, what are you doing?!
Terry
They said don't let her catch you!
Terri
They didn't say how!
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